Kill Tony #330
Lineup
Set: Opening set about lack of Black people at the show, naming conventions at Dick Sporting Goods, and a soccer coach joke.
Interview: Lewis discussed being from New Jersey, working in IT asset management for a German reinsurance company, teaching English in Japan, and his preference for tall women with long legs.
- Why isn't Dick Sporting Goods called Dicks yet despite political correctness?
- Soccer coach joke about going to dicks for balls.
- African version joke comparing store size between Mandingos and Dicks.
- Louis didn't know he was signed up for Kill Tony, friend brought him to the show.
Set: Set about bedwetting due to alcoholism, dealing with evidence at strangers' houses, and drinking cheap vodka like New Amsterdam.
Interview: Corey discussed his bedwetting problem (twice in two weeks), working at a manufacturing company making microchips, his door-to-door sales history, and balancing wheelies on his grandmother's wheelchair.
- Bedwetting from alcoholism at strangers' houses requiring evidence removal.
- Recommendation to drink New Amsterdam vodka to piss the bed like him.
- Crowd hissed at Corey, even his friends didn't support him during interview.
- Joel Berg from the band offended about wheelchair jokes due to his mother's disability.
Set: Deeply personal set about losing his father to suicide, the shame that preceded it, becoming more vulnerable, and joking about being pegged by his girlfriend.
Interview: Dylan discussed his father's suicide on July 24, 2018 after a sexual assault from his past came to light, his six times on stage, being a chef and musician, and performing freestyle rap.
- Father bought him a 12-gauge shotgun for 13th birthday, later used it.
- Can call girlfriend daddy more now that his father is gone.
- Dylan won the Mexican drum-off against Joel Berg and was offered position as women's volleyball coach.
- Dylan performed freestyle rap after panel encouraged him, showing multiple talents.
- Tony joked Dylan is 'little orphan Annie' after his singing attempt and orphan status.
Set: Set about a bachelor party in New Orleans where he was allegedly abducted by a cab driver and forced to sell crack.
Interview: Charlie discussed being gay, pretending to be straight in Alabama for five years with six women, working as a graphic designer/photographer, and his preference for soccer players.
- Bachelor party in New Orleans: beignets, hurricanes, abduction, and crack dealing.
- Coach Roy Robinson made inappropriate reference to Sandusky scandal when discussing Charlie.
- Tony criticized Charlie's premise as unfinished and boring compared to the setup.
Set: Set about spicing up the bedroom with mishaps (rug burn, pudding stirring), bathroom humor, and a reference to scatophilia.
Interview: Mike discussed his first time on stage, working as a Lyft driver for a month and a half, previously being an optomechanical technician, and recently helping homeless people with burnt feet.
- Spicing up bedroom: missionary only, rug burn from titty sex.
- Stirring pudding in bathroom, splashed some on the wrong side.
- Tony compared Mike to Jeremiah Watkins and Joel Berg's appearances.
- Mike helped homeless people stay at his house, one with burnt feet.
John Pepawave
Set: Set about being a 32-year-old millennial with man bun (musician, micro brewery), pirating pay-per-view as a kid, confusion about younger generation, and socks/masturbation joke.
Interview: Mark discussed being a bass and trumpet player in bands Mara and American Babies from Philadelphia, opening for Bob Weir from Grateful Dead, kayaking in Malibu, and conspiracy theories.
- Can't buy socks that don't cover ankles, masturbation concerns.
- Eric Clapton joke: difference between him and cocaine bag.
- Tony compared Mark to Gollum and Eric Clapton's baby.
Set: Set about boss calling him transgender, Christian grandfather joke about 'graduating to heaven' vs beating cancer, North Korea hangover-free liquor joke.
Interview: Brian discussed quitting his digital marketing job, three-year relationship with graphic designer girlfriend living in LA, moving there, and practicing pegging with his fiancée.
- Boss asked if he could be trans, joked about muting conference calls.
- Grandfather 'graduated to heaven' vs beat cancer, got held back.
- North Korea hangover-free liquor: you wake up in North Korea.
- Brian revealed girlfriend pegged him with strap-on dildo.
- Brian performing comedy as preview before moving to LA full-time.
Set: Set claiming to be Donald Trump's autistic son Eric, joking about Down syndrome day, ancestry test revealing Down syndrome, seeking 'downsy lady' for potential baby with Down syndrome.
Interview: Nick was 22 years old, first-time comedian, and Tony encouraged him as he was starting at the same age many comedians do.
- Donald Trump's other autistic son Eric joke.
- Ancestry test revealed he has Down syndrome, seeking 'downsy lady'.
- Double Down syndrome baby would be 'double 21st' or new human type.
- One of most disturbing sets in show history according to Tony.
- Tony praised Nick starting at 22, same age Tony and other comedians began.