Kill Tony #356 — Steve Simeone

Set: Brendan discusses a porn genre called 'black ambush pornography' where a white actress is surprised by a Black actor. He discusses erectile dysfunction issues from Zoloft medication and an awkward boner at the Holocaust Museum in eighth grade.

Interview: Tony and the panel discuss Brendan's erectile dysfunction, his medication, his small stature, his fashion choices, and his recent sexual encounter. Walter makes jokes about his height and wardrobe.

Set: Casey discusses being a fan of Kill Tony, watching from the background, and deciding to try comedy despite being nervous. He admits to not having prepared jokes and references Smash Mouth.

Interview: Tony grills Casey about his lack of preparation, his work as a real estate agent, his time as a stay-at-home dad, volunteering at a food pantry, and his three-year prison sentence for drug addiction in Arizona.

Set: Brandon discusses growing up in Arkansas, learning to read and write alongside his teacher, not being in a fraternity, liking rap while frat guys like rape (one letter difference), and losing his virginity four months ago.

Interview: Tony discusses Brandon's loss of virginity at Big Bear with a co-worker who did all the work. Brandon lasted only five minutes, didn't use protection initially then used a condom, and the woman said she'd never done all the work before.

Set: Cameron discusses seeing a meme about $380/hour to build the wall, getting excited, contacting his friend Jose about making money, realizing it was fake when Jose called him.

Interview: Tony asks about Cameron's background, his work selling cars and various items, reveals he resold a stolen MacBook, discusses getting kidnapped at age 19 by Crips over the computer theft, and mentions his uncle started Fat Tuesdays and his dad appeared on Def Comedy Jam.

Set: Chris discusses being a professional salad tosser at fine-dining restaurants, describing the technique with oils and spoons. He made a joke about tossing a girl's salad at a kitchen table that went over well.

Interview: Tony discusses how Chris committed to the salad tossing bit despite audience silence, then reveals he's a waiter who works at a professional drum shop doing IT, and also plays drums in a metal band.

Set: William does a bit as a County Alderman candidate, discussing his grandfather dying at sea, implementing policies to remove sidewalk height differences, and banning elephants by 2022. He ties policies to community safety.

Interview: Tony discusses William's appearance, his water bed sales, an incident where he tried to sneak beer into a venue and was kicked off property, and his pet bearded dragon loose in his apartment that's been biting him at night.

Set: Tristan discusses his dad taking him to Hooters to bond, how he doesn't fit the Hooters demographic, his love for blind people and Braille, and a joke about giving a fuck being like Mortal Kombat.

Interview: Tony discusses Tristan being a golden ticket winner from Phoenix who recently turned 21, his recent rap performance, his rap name 'Baby Boy', his parents being excited, and his chain-smoking of blunts and tolerance to marijuana.

Set: Mara does an impression of a woke cannibal who doesn't taste race. She compares giving a fuck to playing Mortal Kombat, where it's fun at first but your hands cramp and you want to finish.

Interview: Tony discusses Mara's background from Minnesota, her depression and therapy alternative (comedy), her dead parents (father died from smoking), moving out at 16 with an older boyfriend, running away to Portland, staying at hostels, being a heavy drinker (5-10 drinks nightly), and being punched by two different men on consecutive nights.