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Kill Tony #360

📅 June 9, 2019 📍 Des Moines, IA Woolys 🎤 11 comedians

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Lineup

1

Ethan Fox

Set: Ethan joked about Iowa state fair deep-fried butter, sex with larger people as a workout, and his current celibacy. He also performed a rap cover mid-interview.

Interview: Tony discovered Ethan works at Lids hat store, hasn't had sex in 2.5 years after his girlfriend cheated with her brother, and he's into music. Ethan rapped a Tech N9ne cover.

Bits:
  • Iowa state fair sells deep-fried butter on a stick as delicacy
  • Sex with larger women counts as daily workout and getting rocks off
Moments:
  • Ethan performs uncovered Tech N9ne rap during interview
2

Trey Thompson

Set: Trey told a crude joke about spitting in a girl's mouth during casual sex, then pivoted to wiping toilet paper and meeting his wife through disrespect.

Interview: Trey discussed his appearance, height (6'8"), weight (280lbs), failed basketball attempt, and relationship with his art teacher girlfriend. Tony roasted his ugliness extensively.

Bits:
  • Girl asks about casual sex after guy spits in her mouth
  • Woman folds and wipes toilet paper twice to save paper
Moments:
  • Trey admits he came just looking at his own penis on mushrooms
  • Tony concludes Trey is gay based on that story
3

Jeff Lynch

Set: Jeff made jokes about athlete's foot on non-athletes, compared communism and capitalism through stepping in poop, and referenced his time in Vietnam.

Interview: Jeff is first-timer doing stand-up, works at a bank, practices Muay Thai, makes pickles and hot sauce, taught English in Korea with his wife. Tony struggled interviewing him.

Bits:
  • Fat friend has athlete's foot despite not being an athlete
  • Stepped in poop in Vietnam and China but capitalism has apps
Moments:
  • Worst interview in Kill Tony history - Jeff gives minimal answers
4

Gorilla

Set: Gorilla, a commercial pilot wearing a mask for anonymity, joked about the mile-high club, pilots masturbating on planes, incest porn, and sad baristas.

Interview: Gorilla is a commercial pilot doing survey flights, his mom flies 737s, single for 6 months after moving for work. He revealed he rollerblade and ended up rollerblading behind stage throughout the rest of the show.

Bits:
  • Mile-high club masturbating on plane called hijacking
  • Sad baristas make coffee more bitter
Moments:
  • Gorilla puts on rollerblades and skates behind stage for rest of show
5

Clayton Baker

Set: Clayton, a Canadian doing 6 shows on tour, joked about driving from Winnipeg, bison, weed deals in Iowa, border cop encounters, and his girlfriend's anxiety about the podcast.

Interview: Clayton is a radio technician and musician from Winnipeg, dating his girlfriend for 1.5 years, runs experimental noise music shows, working on black metal album. He's camping and fishing during tour.

Bits:
  • Weed and corn sold together for $30, why they call it Midwest
  • Border cop asked about marijuana so he mentioned psychedelics and amphetamines instead
Moments:
  • Met Tony 6 years ago at hockey rink in Lloydminster, Alberta
6

Earl Powell

Set: Earl, 19 years old, performed a rambling joke about a frog going to the bank for a loan, referencing Kermit and knick-knack patty-whack nursery rhyme.

Interview: Earl is 19, lives in Des Moines, has 3 older sisters, got braces off in July, met his girlfriend at a convenience store register, in a band called So-So, has emo music style.

Bits:
  • Frog goes to bank, asks for collateral, presents pink porcelain pony
Moments:
  • Earl admits he vomited during his first bomb at Last Laughs comedy club
  • Sings depressing emo song with braces tight, audience compares to Kurt Cobain
7

Mike Getler

Set: Mike joked about making a drunk fictional Wikipedia page, creating a BDSM advice column called 'Untie Me So We Can Talk,' and begging a girl not to come to maintain his perfect record.

Interview: Mike is military brat born in Hawaii, selling animal feed ingredients, transitioning to Google AdWords sales, makes music in home studio, seeing someone 3-4 months. He served in Iraq and Afghanistan.

Bits:
  • Started drunk Wikipedia page claiming Joey Chestnut punched him
  • Created BDSM advice column called 'Untie Me So We Can Talk'
Moments:
  • Jack the Ripper attacks Mike with plastic knife/cane in mock combat
  • Name pulled exactly at 9:11 in episode - Mike notes this timing
8

Mitch Mavis

Set: Mitch made a controversial premise about being okay with gay marriage but not interracial gay marriage, and mentioned his 4 years in the Army with masturbation and booze.

Interview: Mitch is Army vet (4 years), PE teacher at high school, from Iowa, no black friends except one from high school 12 years ago. Tony extensively interrogated his racial attitudes.

Bits:
  • Okay with gay marriage but not interracial gay marriage
Moments:
  • Tony extensively roasts bad delivery and lack of punchline on edgy premise
  • Mitch sweats visibly when questioned about black gay men he dislikes
9

Aloe Mean

Golden Ticket

Set: Aloe joked about his unique plant-based name being confused with singer Aloe Blacc, his real name being Eggbert Nathaniel Dawkins, and discussed his comedy career.

Interview: Aloe is 36, local Des Moines semi-truck driver, married 5-6 years to white woman from ice cream capital (Muscatine), met in junior college studying business. Did security for Young Jeezy with Bell's palsy.

Bits:
  • Name confused with singer Aloe Blacc who begs for money
  • Real name Eggbert Nathaniel Dawkins explains why can't use it
Moments:
  • Guest spot after successful set previous night benching Donald Trump
  • Smoked out of Tide bottle bong causing Bell's palsy, major life lesson
10

Cody Banks

Set: Cody joked about being a 26-year-old father (teen mom equivalent), buying educational toys for his 15-month-old, and traveling while young/budgeted.

Interview: Cody is 26, has 15-month-old son, married 7 years to high school sweetheart, lives in Cedar Rapids, works selling cars (Ford/Hyundai). Tony did extended improv car salesman skit.

Bits:
  • 26-year-old father is basically a teenage mom
  • Bought Finding Nemo jumper to teach kid by jumping disabled boy
Moments:
  • Tony does extended car salesman improv with Cody, Red Band, Jack the Ripper
11

Paige Djikaus

Set: Paige, from San Diego moved to Des Moines 6 years ago, joked about big-city girl in small town being awkwardly befriended, and people assuming she moved for dreams.

Interview: Paige is 23, fiancée for 4.5 years, has 3-year-old daughter from age 20, works as clothing store manager, fiancé at grocery store. First time ever doing stand-up.

Bits:
  • Big city girl moves to small town, weirdly befriended by locals
  • Woman in crowd spent 30 minutes interrogating where she works and lives
Moments:
  • Tony addresses that daughter will find this on internet someday