Kill Tony #360
Lineup
Set: Ethan joked about Iowa state fair deep-fried butter, sex with larger people as a workout, and his current celibacy. He also performed a rap cover mid-interview.
Interview: Tony discovered Ethan works at Lids hat store, hasn't had sex in 2.5 years after his girlfriend cheated with her brother, and he's into music. Ethan rapped a Tech N9ne cover.
- Iowa state fair sells deep-fried butter on a stick as delicacy
- Sex with larger women counts as daily workout and getting rocks off
- Ethan performs uncovered Tech N9ne rap during interview
Set: Trey told a crude joke about spitting in a girl's mouth during casual sex, then pivoted to wiping toilet paper and meeting his wife through disrespect.
Interview: Trey discussed his appearance, height (6'8"), weight (280lbs), failed basketball attempt, and relationship with his art teacher girlfriend. Tony roasted his ugliness extensively.
- Girl asks about casual sex after guy spits in her mouth
- Woman folds and wipes toilet paper twice to save paper
- Trey admits he came just looking at his own penis on mushrooms
- Tony concludes Trey is gay based on that story
Set: Jeff made jokes about athlete's foot on non-athletes, compared communism and capitalism through stepping in poop, and referenced his time in Vietnam.
Interview: Jeff is first-timer doing stand-up, works at a bank, practices Muay Thai, makes pickles and hot sauce, taught English in Korea with his wife. Tony struggled interviewing him.
- Fat friend has athlete's foot despite not being an athlete
- Stepped in poop in Vietnam and China but capitalism has apps
- Worst interview in Kill Tony history - Jeff gives minimal answers
Gorilla
Set: Gorilla, a commercial pilot wearing a mask for anonymity, joked about the mile-high club, pilots masturbating on planes, incest porn, and sad baristas.
Interview: Gorilla is a commercial pilot doing survey flights, his mom flies 737s, single for 6 months after moving for work. He revealed he rollerblade and ended up rollerblading behind stage throughout the rest of the show.
- Mile-high club masturbating on plane called hijacking
- Sad baristas make coffee more bitter
- Gorilla puts on rollerblades and skates behind stage for rest of show
Set: Clayton, a Canadian doing 6 shows on tour, joked about driving from Winnipeg, bison, weed deals in Iowa, border cop encounters, and his girlfriend's anxiety about the podcast.
Interview: Clayton is a radio technician and musician from Winnipeg, dating his girlfriend for 1.5 years, runs experimental noise music shows, working on black metal album. He's camping and fishing during tour.
- Weed and corn sold together for $30, why they call it Midwest
- Border cop asked about marijuana so he mentioned psychedelics and amphetamines instead
- Met Tony 6 years ago at hockey rink in Lloydminster, Alberta
Set: Earl, 19 years old, performed a rambling joke about a frog going to the bank for a loan, referencing Kermit and knick-knack patty-whack nursery rhyme.
Interview: Earl is 19, lives in Des Moines, has 3 older sisters, got braces off in July, met his girlfriend at a convenience store register, in a band called So-So, has emo music style.
- Frog goes to bank, asks for collateral, presents pink porcelain pony
- Earl admits he vomited during his first bomb at Last Laughs comedy club
- Sings depressing emo song with braces tight, audience compares to Kurt Cobain
Set: Mike joked about making a drunk fictional Wikipedia page, creating a BDSM advice column called 'Untie Me So We Can Talk,' and begging a girl not to come to maintain his perfect record.
Interview: Mike is military brat born in Hawaii, selling animal feed ingredients, transitioning to Google AdWords sales, makes music in home studio, seeing someone 3-4 months. He served in Iraq and Afghanistan.
- Started drunk Wikipedia page claiming Joey Chestnut punched him
- Created BDSM advice column called 'Untie Me So We Can Talk'
- Jack the Ripper attacks Mike with plastic knife/cane in mock combat
- Name pulled exactly at 9:11 in episode - Mike notes this timing
Set: Mitch made a controversial premise about being okay with gay marriage but not interracial gay marriage, and mentioned his 4 years in the Army with masturbation and booze.
Interview: Mitch is Army vet (4 years), PE teacher at high school, from Iowa, no black friends except one from high school 12 years ago. Tony extensively interrogated his racial attitudes.
- Okay with gay marriage but not interracial gay marriage
- Tony extensively roasts bad delivery and lack of punchline on edgy premise
- Mitch sweats visibly when questioned about black gay men he dislikes
Set: Aloe joked about his unique plant-based name being confused with singer Aloe Blacc, his real name being Eggbert Nathaniel Dawkins, and discussed his comedy career.
Interview: Aloe is 36, local Des Moines semi-truck driver, married 5-6 years to white woman from ice cream capital (Muscatine), met in junior college studying business. Did security for Young Jeezy with Bell's palsy.
- Name confused with singer Aloe Blacc who begs for money
- Real name Eggbert Nathaniel Dawkins explains why can't use it
- Guest spot after successful set previous night benching Donald Trump
- Smoked out of Tide bottle bong causing Bell's palsy, major life lesson
Cody Banks
Set: Cody joked about being a 26-year-old father (teen mom equivalent), buying educational toys for his 15-month-old, and traveling while young/budgeted.
Interview: Cody is 26, has 15-month-old son, married 7 years to high school sweetheart, lives in Cedar Rapids, works selling cars (Ford/Hyundai). Tony did extended improv car salesman skit.
- 26-year-old father is basically a teenage mom
- Bought Finding Nemo jumper to teach kid by jumping disabled boy
- Tony does extended car salesman improv with Cody, Red Band, Jack the Ripper
Set: Paige, from San Diego moved to Des Moines 6 years ago, joked about big-city girl in small town being awkwardly befriended, and people assuming she moved for dreams.
Interview: Paige is 23, fiancée for 4.5 years, has 3-year-old daughter from age 20, works as clothing store manager, fiancé at grocery store. First time ever doing stand-up.
- Big city girl moves to small town, weirdly befriended by locals
- Woman in crowd spent 30 minutes interrogating where she works and lives
- Tony addresses that daughter will find this on internet someday