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Kill Tony #377 — Ft Worth

📅 July 11, 2019 📍 Fort Worth, TX 🎤 15 comedians ⭐ 1 regular

Guests: Ft Worth

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Lineup

1

Connor Kakora

Set: Connor jokes about his Irish name meaning dog lover and his fetish, intermittent fasting, and borrowing a flashlight from a friend.

Interview: Connor discusses being 24, recently started stand-up in January, plays in a band called Genius Christ, and has been with his girlfriend for five years.

Bits:
  • Connor's name means dog lover, foreshadowing his fetish
  • Millennials made poverty marketable by calling it intermittent fasting
  • Friend won't lend flashlight, gets uncomfortable with his request
Moments:
  • Tony compliments Connor's band and plays a clip of Genius Christ live
2

Colt McNeely

Set: Colt does a second night in a row, joking about his absent father who bought him a boomerang, his puppy peeing on him, and his girlfriend attending his show.

Interview: Colt reveals he's a globally recognized martial artist, performs a dramatic leg demonstration, and disarms Tony during a bullying roleplay. He discusses witnessing his uncle's death.

Bits:
  • Dad bought boomerang instead of playing catch
  • Puppy's holes in socks are from excitement not poverty
Moments:
  • Colt performs spinning leg kick, completely disarms Tony, both lose hats in melee
  • Tony coaches Colt to reveal he witnessed uncle's death on hospice
3

Katlynn Hasenauer

Set: Katlynn jokes about playing a naming game during sex with her boyfriend Michael, mentioning celebrities, and getting roasted when Caitlyn Jenner was the only option.

Interview: Katlynn discusses being from Denton, two years in comedy, her gym teacher boyfriend who is a rapper named Mikey Pyrex, and her mixed-race dating history.

Bits:
  • Celebrity name game during sex with Michael Jordan references
  • Only Caitlyn option for her name is Caitlyn Jenner
Moments:
  • Tony and panel roast boyfriend Mikey Pyrex's rap music video
4

Anthony Fink

Set: Anthony jokes about a dick tattoo, his mom being present, watching too much porn, and forgetting why he's watching porn.

Interview: Anthony moved to Fort Worth from a village in Ohio when his mom relocated, works at Lockheed Martin, practices Jiu Jitsu, and struggles to reveal personal flaws.

Bits:
  • Dick tattoo says manufactured in Constantinople
  • Watched so much porn wondering about stepsisters and stepbrothers
Moments:
  • Tony coaches Anthony to admit he has a Gap membership
5

Logan Cleave

Set: Logan's first time on stage, jokes about a barbecue with attractive women, racist family members, and a nerdy friend with a masturbation manual.

Interview: Logan is a virgin from White Settlement/Halton City, works at country club mowing grass, trades stocks, and hasn't kissed anyone since high school.

Bits:
  • Friend's aunt was hot, her daughter was only 17
  • Nerdy friend read manual on how to masturbate
Moments:
  • Mary Jane from audience voluntarily kisses Logan on stage to help his love life
6

Jason McAdam

Set: Jason jokes about Olive Garden breadsticks fitting in his ass, losing virginity to a paraplegic girl at 13, and stepmom porn.

Interview: Jason is a case worker, fourth time on stage, lost virginity at 13 to paraplegic girl after car accident, plays guitar/bass/drums, was in a Leno viral video.

Bits:
  • Olive Garden unlimited breadsticks but only fits five in his ass
  • Lost virginity to paraplegic girl at 13, she couldn't move legs
Moments:
  • Tony extensively coaches Jason on breadstick joke logic
7

John McMillan

Set: John jokes about divorced kids being whiniest, stepmom porn preferences, women with long nails struggling with flat surfaces, and guns vs condoms.

Interview: John is 28, black male employed, drove from Oklahoma City, works in Caribbean restaurant, has girlfriend from Houston, produces music as Tefo Dollar.

Bits:
  • Children of divorce are whiniest people
  • Long-nailed women struggle with flat surfaces like debit cards
Moments:
  • John raps his song Motel Wakanda, Tony watches him perform with genuine enthusiasm
8

Billy Cox

Set: Billy, 67, jokes about identifying as androgynously ambidextrous, Firehouse Subs closing down, and 300,000 babies born in China weekly.

Interview: Billy is retired from record labels (worked with Elton John, Slipknot), divorced after 35 years, smokes dabs, watches time-stop porn.

Bits:
  • Identifies as androgynously ambidextrous, can throw like girl both hands
  • 300,000 babies born in China weekly, mostly Asian, Two Wong's don't make white
Moments:
  • Tony directs time-stop porn recreation where Billy kisses Mary Jane while she's 'frozen'
9

Saul Theanaca

Set: Saul does prank call bit with IRS scammer Victor, reveals he's a convicted murderer, Victor calls him out as liar.

Interview: Saul is 28, assistant general manager at hotel, 10 years in hospitality, lost 60 pounds on keto, found dead bodies at hotel.

Bits:
  • IRS scammer Victor calls about $10k, Saul reveals he's murderer
Moments:
  • Tony calls Saul's father on speakerphone about uncircumcised penis during interview
10

Dexter Saint Jacques

Set: Dexter does choking during masturbation bit with suicide note, then reads two ad reads for Stake Ins and ShopQCom.

Interview: Dexter attended show before, appeared in glasses doing ad reads, Tony critiques his choice to read notes instead of punchlines.

Bits:
  • Not suicidal but suffocates self with belt during masturbation, keeps note
Moments:
  • Tony critiques ad read delivery, Dexter fails to integrate joke into read
11

Peng Dang

Set: Peng, from China, jokes about English language confusion, gloves called 'hand condoms' in Chinese, and why Chinese has 50k characters vs 26 English letters.

Interview: Peng came to US one year ago, skateboards, new to stand-up, Tony facilitates kiss with Mary Jane to end show.

Bits:
  • Gloves called 'hand condoms' in Chinese makes more sense than 'leggings'
  • Chinese needs 50k characters vs English 26 letters, can't have alphabet song
Moments:
  • Final moment: Mary Jane kisses Peng Dang on stage, ending the show
12

Jeremiah Watkins

RegularPanel

Interview: Jeremiah is leader of the Kill Tony Band, performs character each episode, was George W Bush last night, plays in Reagan and Watkins band.

Moments:
  • Jeremiah performs as band leader, committed to character work
13

Aubrey

Panel

Interview: Aubrey is a Starbucks ASM who's been promoted despite lack of advancement, once had homeless man throw banana at window. Becomes recurring comedic foil throughout episode.

Moments:
  • Aubrey brought Starbucks ice bucket for bucket of destiny, becomes recurring character
14

Mary Jane

Panel

Interview: Mary Jane, software developer from Fort Worth audience, volunteered to kiss multiple comics on stage throughout the episode.

Moments:
  • Mary Jane kisses Logan Cleave on stage after Tony asks for volunteer
  • Mary Jane participates in Billy Cox time-stop porn recreation
  • Mary Jane kisses Peng Dang to close out episode
15

Ryan Skelly Belt

Panel

Interview: Ryan Skelly Belt is an artist from Fort Worth who drew the Kill Tony poster for this episode, will sign posters after the show at meet-and-greet.

Moments:
  • Ryan Skelly Belt's artwork displayed, will sign posters post-show