Kill Tony #377 — Ft Worth
Guests: Ft Worth
Lineup
Set: Connor jokes about his Irish name meaning dog lover and his fetish, intermittent fasting, and borrowing a flashlight from a friend.
Interview: Connor discusses being 24, recently started stand-up in January, plays in a band called Genius Christ, and has been with his girlfriend for five years.
- Connor's name means dog lover, foreshadowing his fetish
- Millennials made poverty marketable by calling it intermittent fasting
- Friend won't lend flashlight, gets uncomfortable with his request
- Tony compliments Connor's band and plays a clip of Genius Christ live
Set: Colt does a second night in a row, joking about his absent father who bought him a boomerang, his puppy peeing on him, and his girlfriend attending his show.
Interview: Colt reveals he's a globally recognized martial artist, performs a dramatic leg demonstration, and disarms Tony during a bullying roleplay. He discusses witnessing his uncle's death.
- Dad bought boomerang instead of playing catch
- Puppy's holes in socks are from excitement not poverty
- Colt performs spinning leg kick, completely disarms Tony, both lose hats in melee
- Tony coaches Colt to reveal he witnessed uncle's death on hospice
Set: Katlynn jokes about playing a naming game during sex with her boyfriend Michael, mentioning celebrities, and getting roasted when Caitlyn Jenner was the only option.
Interview: Katlynn discusses being from Denton, two years in comedy, her gym teacher boyfriend who is a rapper named Mikey Pyrex, and her mixed-race dating history.
- Celebrity name game during sex with Michael Jordan references
- Only Caitlyn option for her name is Caitlyn Jenner
- Tony and panel roast boyfriend Mikey Pyrex's rap music video
Set: Anthony jokes about a dick tattoo, his mom being present, watching too much porn, and forgetting why he's watching porn.
Interview: Anthony moved to Fort Worth from a village in Ohio when his mom relocated, works at Lockheed Martin, practices Jiu Jitsu, and struggles to reveal personal flaws.
- Dick tattoo says manufactured in Constantinople
- Watched so much porn wondering about stepsisters and stepbrothers
- Tony coaches Anthony to admit he has a Gap membership
Set: Logan's first time on stage, jokes about a barbecue with attractive women, racist family members, and a nerdy friend with a masturbation manual.
Interview: Logan is a virgin from White Settlement/Halton City, works at country club mowing grass, trades stocks, and hasn't kissed anyone since high school.
- Friend's aunt was hot, her daughter was only 17
- Nerdy friend read manual on how to masturbate
- Mary Jane from audience voluntarily kisses Logan on stage to help his love life
Set: Jason jokes about Olive Garden breadsticks fitting in his ass, losing virginity to a paraplegic girl at 13, and stepmom porn.
Interview: Jason is a case worker, fourth time on stage, lost virginity at 13 to paraplegic girl after car accident, plays guitar/bass/drums, was in a Leno viral video.
- Olive Garden unlimited breadsticks but only fits five in his ass
- Lost virginity to paraplegic girl at 13, she couldn't move legs
- Tony extensively coaches Jason on breadstick joke logic
Set: John jokes about divorced kids being whiniest, stepmom porn preferences, women with long nails struggling with flat surfaces, and guns vs condoms.
Interview: John is 28, black male employed, drove from Oklahoma City, works in Caribbean restaurant, has girlfriend from Houston, produces music as Tefo Dollar.
- Children of divorce are whiniest people
- Long-nailed women struggle with flat surfaces like debit cards
- John raps his song Motel Wakanda, Tony watches him perform with genuine enthusiasm
Set: Billy, 67, jokes about identifying as androgynously ambidextrous, Firehouse Subs closing down, and 300,000 babies born in China weekly.
Interview: Billy is retired from record labels (worked with Elton John, Slipknot), divorced after 35 years, smokes dabs, watches time-stop porn.
- Identifies as androgynously ambidextrous, can throw like girl both hands
- 300,000 babies born in China weekly, mostly Asian, Two Wong's don't make white
- Tony directs time-stop porn recreation where Billy kisses Mary Jane while she's 'frozen'
Set: Saul does prank call bit with IRS scammer Victor, reveals he's a convicted murderer, Victor calls him out as liar.
Interview: Saul is 28, assistant general manager at hotel, 10 years in hospitality, lost 60 pounds on keto, found dead bodies at hotel.
- IRS scammer Victor calls about $10k, Saul reveals he's murderer
- Tony calls Saul's father on speakerphone about uncircumcised penis during interview
Set: Dexter does choking during masturbation bit with suicide note, then reads two ad reads for Stake Ins and ShopQCom.
Interview: Dexter attended show before, appeared in glasses doing ad reads, Tony critiques his choice to read notes instead of punchlines.
- Not suicidal but suffocates self with belt during masturbation, keeps note
- Tony critiques ad read delivery, Dexter fails to integrate joke into read
Peng Dang
Set: Peng, from China, jokes about English language confusion, gloves called 'hand condoms' in Chinese, and why Chinese has 50k characters vs 26 English letters.
Interview: Peng came to US one year ago, skateboards, new to stand-up, Tony facilitates kiss with Mary Jane to end show.
- Gloves called 'hand condoms' in Chinese makes more sense than 'leggings'
- Chinese needs 50k characters vs English 26 letters, can't have alphabet song
- Final moment: Mary Jane kisses Peng Dang on stage, ending the show
Interview: Jeremiah is leader of the Kill Tony Band, performs character each episode, was George W Bush last night, plays in Reagan and Watkins band.
- Jeremiah performs as band leader, committed to character work
Aubrey
PanelInterview: Aubrey is a Starbucks ASM who's been promoted despite lack of advancement, once had homeless man throw banana at window. Becomes recurring comedic foil throughout episode.
- Aubrey brought Starbucks ice bucket for bucket of destiny, becomes recurring character
Mary Jane
PanelInterview: Mary Jane, software developer from Fort Worth audience, volunteered to kiss multiple comics on stage throughout the episode.
- Mary Jane kisses Logan Cleave on stage after Tony asks for volunteer
- Mary Jane participates in Billy Cox time-stop porn recreation
- Mary Jane kisses Peng Dang to close out episode
Ryan Skelly Belt
PanelInterview: Ryan Skelly Belt is an artist from Fort Worth who drew the Kill Tony poster for this episode, will sign posters after the show at meet-and-greet.
- Ryan Skelly Belt's artwork displayed, will sign posters post-show