Kill Tony #392

Set: Jeff joked about his unusual name spelling, bullying in middle school, developing feminine traits like talking with hands, owning many swimsuits, and a confusing closer about shoving objects up his butt.

Interview: Tony relentlessly questioned Jeff's contradictory closer about anal objects despite claiming not to be gay. Discussion covered his volleyball hobby, fiancée, and hospital data analytics job.

Set: Nathan joked about his mom's funeral coinciding with her stopping his phone bill, going through a breakup and working on his 'revenge personality' instead of revenge body, and made a confusing closer about his cat thinking he's gay.

Interview: Tony interrogated Nathan's contradictory jokes and weak closer. Discussion revealed Nathan works in medical device R&D, had successful separated parents (dad watches Alex Jones, mom lives with a woman), and Tony called his mom live on air asking if she's a lesbian.

Set: Pablo joked about having a baby in Mexico he'll never find, meeting his dad and their beard comparison, claiming he has his mom's big nipples, and a transitional joke about becoming Filipino.

Interview: Pablo revealed he works as pool boy at the Comedy Store, has never been on the show, does stand-up four years, fights/does jiu-jitsu for fun, and never knew his father (met him at 13, ate breakfast together).

Set: Shaun joked about his 11-year-old son's confidence about future sex, his brother's wedding where family pressured for grandkids, and his dark closer about getting an abortion from shooting loads.

Interview: Shaun is a wedding photographer from New York living in San Diego for 6 years due to wife's mold poisoning. He witnessed a bride leave before ceremony but still got paid. Discussed watching fail videos and seemingly creepy interest in girls.

Set: William performed a rambling set claiming to be from La Jolla, discussing zantac 75 acid reflux, working at a wood fire pizza place, past illnesses (strep throat, Legionnaires disease), and various incoherent stories.

Interview: William is a notorious Kill Tony regular known for constant lying. Discussed fabricated stories about working on Zorro TV show, taking amoxicillin, opening a weed operation in Arkansas, and made increasingly absurd claims that Tony called out as lies.

Set: Andrew joked about watching porn with his wife, the awkwardness of choosing content together, and struggling with stamina, ending with a 6-minute prediction if he only watched porn.

Interview: Andrew is a 38-year-old corporate attorney married 5 years with twin 10-year-old daughters. Discussed his Lebanese/Russian/Polish heritage, being short (5'2), designing games for Black Ops zombies, furnishing his apartment, and his tall girlfriend (6'1).

Set: Marcos joked about being Puerto Rican but not looking it, his father vacuuming with a Ghostbusters backpack, and discussed living in Oceanside and painting parking lots.

Interview: Marcos paints parking stripes and sponsors fighters at a boxing gym. Claims to punch people for a living and support fighters. Has 8 children (4 boys, 4 girls), wife dislikes his Chuck E Cheese wardrobe. Bragged he can 'get any woman pregnant.'

Set: Craig joked about having a girlfriend taller than him (6'1' vs his 5'9'), awkward sexual positioning requiring a step stool, and her calling him gay right before he orgasms.

Interview: Craig is a 33-year-old game designer working on Black Ops zombies mode, recently started living alone 3 years ago, has 10-month girlfriend. Admitted to calling a kid the N-word in Left for Dead video game, apologized profusely.

Set: Xan joked about childhood worries (tetanus, scoliosis, amnesia, wrongful conviction) that proved irrelevant to adult life, noting her white privilege makes wrongful conviction unlikely.

Interview: Xan is a lawyer and partner at law firm, sixth time performing stand-up. Travels to Japan frequently, uncle is JFK conspiracy theorist running Book Depository tour, no current romantic life, interested in discussing her dating and sexual preferences.