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Kill Tony #404 — William Montgomery, David Lucas, Tristan Bowling

📅 October 19, 2019 📍 San Francisco, CA 🎤 11 comedians ⭐ 2 regulars

Guests: William Montgomery · David Lucas · Tristan Bowling

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Lineup

1

Franco Tavini

Set: Franco discusses getting irrationally angry at small things like water bottles rolling off cars, relates stories about working at a nursing home where elderly women touched him inappropriately.

Interview: Franco discusses his background in Santa Rosa, his job at a nursing center, grooming skills with animals, and his committed relationship with his girlfriend who works at a law firm.

Bits:
  • Gets angry at inanimate objects obeying physics (water bottle on car rolling off)
  • Old lady at nursing home grabbed his genitals, he let her because it was her last wish
2

William Montgomery

Regular

Set: William opens with joke about daughter born same year Giants won World Series, mentions upcoming film about Muslim man and dogsled racer in Alaska, references homeschooling his handicapped daughter Sarah, threatens to jump off Golden Gate Bridge.

Interview: Tony and William discuss the audience reception, his online trolls, his Lyme's disease, and William joins the panel for the rest of the show.

Bits:
  • 2010: daughter born, Giants won World Series - greater achievement was the sports win
  • If he jumps off bridge it'll be Golden Gate Bridge because he's in San Francisco
Moments:
  • William soaks in audience applause before speaking, causing Tony to note internet trolls will hate it
3

Drew Nelson

Set: Drew discusses driving from Reno with his brother, jokes about Reno being a bad place, mentions wife from China, references being close to Tahoe and San Francisco as bad ways to describe your city.

Interview: Drew discusses his wife from China, their recent marriage, his job as a scientist at State Health lab, and his past as an emo kid in high school.

Bits:
  • Reno is a bad city but Tahoe is close - like inviting someone to bad apartment near nicer place
  • Wife asks why Reno is bad, he says you can see the sky (weak consolation)
Moments:
  • Drew reveals he's a recovering addict, lived in motel, admitted to self-destructive behavior
4

David Lucas

Regular

Set: David performs material about ugly girls with good bodies, not wanting to bring them home, sexual encounters with lesbian women because he has breasts, and preferences in partners.

Interview: Tony compliments David's style, asks about his time in San Francisco and his hair, discusses dating experiences and bedroom activities.

Bits:
  • Hate when ugly girls got good bodies - can't invite them to house
  • Lesbian women attracted to him because he has breasts
Moments:
  • David joins the panel after his set as a main guest
5

Eddie C

Set: Eddie discusses Black Porn stereotype trope, jokes about lack of Latino equivalent, discusses how Latinos don't fit the tall athletic stereotype needed for pornography, references stereotypical Mexican jobs like lawn care.

Interview: Eddie reveals he's Mexican, works as a chef at steakhouse in Denmark, has moved to Denmark for healthcare, married to Danish woman, has two kids, and lives in Scandinavia.

Bits:
  • Black porn has stereotype, Latinos don't have equivalent because we're not tall enough
  • Latino stereotype jobs are lawn care and cleaning - can only sexualize so many times
Moments:
  • Eddie mentions he's living in Denmark and running from deportation implications of Trump presidency
6

Andrew Loza

Set: Andrew jokes about his large nose and Mexican heritage, mentions almost getting bank job due to nose size, reveals he makes 70k per year but is homeless, delivers punchlines about his appearance and financial situation.

Interview: Tony congratulates Andrew on strong first set, asks about his background, job in public transit, previous work picking up dead bodies for funeral home.

Bits:
  • Mexican with large nose means he could be in band if he played instrument
  • Makes 70k per year but is homeless
Moments:
  • Andrew discusses picking up dead bodies and hearing groaning sounds from corpses with air in lungs
7

Nicole Tran

Set: Nicole performs high-energy set about Little Saigon in San Jose, Uber drivers on scooters, wind chimes, Halloween costume with watermelons and cantaloupes in pants, ends with arrest for shoplifting joke.

Interview: Nicole discusses her background from Northern California, her job doing bubble entertainment at children's birthday parties, her dating preferences, and her return to the show.

Bits:
  • Little Saigon only place where Uber driver rides scooter
  • Halloween: stuffed watermelons in pants, got arrested for shoplifting
Moments:
  • Nicole returns to perform and sing her signature haunting song about neighbor Jimmy
8

Zach Ordean

Set: Zach jokes about adopting hyper-anxious sexually-active dog requiring daycare, discusses high rent in San Diego, mentions getting dog from shelter, delivers material about dog's behavior.

Interview: Zach discusses his adoption of the dog, his anxiety issues, past relationship with webcam activity, his mother Laura attending the show, and his experience with psychiatric hospitalization.

Bits:
  • Adopted hyper-anxious dog that's sexually active and loves to fuck in front of people
  • Have to pay 200+ per month for dog daycare on top of San Diego rent
Moments:
  • Zach's mother Laura brought to stage and unexpectedly performs her own minute
  • Zach reveals he attempted suicide a few months ago by driving car off bridge
  • Zach competed in drum solo battle against Joel Berg, Joel won decisively
9

Tristan Bowling

Set: Tristan jokes about living with parents at 21, difficulties bringing girls home due to mother, fantasy about mom knocking on door during sex, transitions to discussing suicide attempt and mental health struggles.

Interview: Tristan discusses attempting suicide by driving off bridge and taking pills, going to rehab facility, heartbreak from relationship, takes advice from Tony about self-care, performs Eminem rap cover.

Bits:
  • Living with parents at 21 kills ability to bring girls over
  • Wished mom would bring lasagna during sex with foam finger
Moments:
  • Tristan reveals suicide attempt by driving car off bridge and pills
  • Tristan performs Eminem rap cover acapella after encouraging words from Tony
10

Scott Nevada

Set: Scott discusses seeing woman in yoga pants in heroin nod, girlfriend cheating with armless man, jokes about Boy Scouts and learning to tie noose from father, delivers dark material about relationships.

Interview: Scott reveals he's from Bernal Heights, first-time comedian, shoots porn as director, played in band Flex Bronco for 13 years, discusses various explicit content he's filmed.

Bits:
  • Woman bent in yoga pose actually deep heroin nod, felt cheated
  • Girlfriend cheated with armless man, bad at everything but that
Moments:
  • Scott reveals he was kicked out of Boy Scouts and learns to tie noose from dad
11

Artie Valenzuela

Set: Artie discusses 12-year relationship with fiancée getting married next year, feels telepathic connection, tells story about kid at community pool calling him asshole, jokes about adopting kid to beat up the original kid.

Interview: Artie reveals he just started comedy in March, works for California state workers compensation, played baseball for 12 years as catcher, gained 60 pounds since college in Hawaii.

Bits:
  • Kid at pool with goggles above water calls him asshole for staring
  • Want to adopt 9-year-old to beat up the kid who called him asshole