Kill Tony #407

Set: Tattoo artist discusses tattooing penises and vaginas, including an angry bull head on a woman's genitals and a butthole tattoo complaint. References his pregnant girlfriend.

Interview: Discussed his 8-year tattoo career, relationship with pregnant girlfriend, upcoming fatherhood, and various client requests including tattooing genitalia.

Set: Mumbled set about living with a roommate who is a clean freak but eats burgers on the toilet. Joke delivery was inaudible due to poor microphone technique.

Interview: First-time stand-up, nervous, administratored work. Discussed skateboarding, surfing, relationship with girlfriend who rated his bedroom performance a 6 or 7.

Set: First-time comic discusses discovering pornography at age 12 and how shame felt normal. Uses extended metaphor about bread to explore normalcy of sexual desires.

Interview: Traveling the world, inspired by LA show to pursue comedy, studying web development in college. Had vasectomy at 32, recently broke up with Japanese girlfriend.

Set: Locksmith discusses using dark humor to cope with job stress, including seeing dead bodies and emotional trauma from burglaries. Jokes about getting a new TV and breakdancing vs. overdosing.

Interview: Works as locksmith for 5 years, does bouldering and archery. From Brisbane. Single for a few weeks after friends-with-benefits situation. Sixth time doing stand-up.

Set: Comic discusses three kids with three different women and never pulling out. References looking like George Michael mixed with Kelly Slater. Story about singing Seven Nation Army at age 15 and getting booed.

Interview: Drank before performing. Got dick tattooed before the show. Watched podcast for 4 years before attempting stand-up. Called William Montgomery who was unavailable.

Set: First-time comic discusses girlfriend's hypocrisy about food porn vs. regular porn before sex. Girlfriend insulted his finances during sex, making him forget his safe word.

Interview: Works at contact center, rides a unicycle, single for ten days after long-term relationship. Wears overalls to hide paint stains. Plays indie horror games.

Set: Game developer discusses father's drinking problems and being drunk in jail. Story about kayaking with girlfriend, needing to pee, tipping kayak while urinating in the wind.

Interview: 28-year-old game developer and tutor, single for 10 days, wears overalls for paint staining. Attends bush doofs (techno raves). Got kissed by audience member during interview.

Set: Comic discusses expensive psychic sessions where she learns she must fix her own problems. Extended metaphor comparing therapist to plumber who diagnoses but doesn't fix the issue.

Interview: Two years of stand-up, works in legal admin, from Melbourne, in relationship for 1.5 years with comedian boyfriend. Learning to pick locks as hobby.

Set: DJ discusses girlfriend making out with dog then immediately making out with him during sex. While having sex, looked at dog as if to assert dominance or get back at dog.

Interview: 29-year-old DJ in extremely tight jeans with multiple pockets full of keys, lighter, etc. First time doing stand-up. Laughs at own jokes during set.

Set: Comic discusses Holocaust denial in context of outrage culture. Makes controversial jokes about logistics of Holocaust, calculating numbers per hour. Ends with joke about Germans' record-keeping being meticulous.

Interview: Postal delivery person on motorbike, Jewish-German heritage, from South Africa originally, wife Alyssa, two children. Plays squash. Enjoys content that bombs.

Set: Type 1 diabetic discusses benefits of not pulling out during sex. Makes joke about being home-schooled so no attractive teacher touched him. References cream pie and uncomfortable school reunion.

Interview: Works as liquor store manager for 5 years. Father is 60 and plays in punk bands. In relationship for nearly 4 years. Has phobia of defecating in public since age 5.

Set: Comic gives shout-out to red band as wingman for younger woman. References teacher on Gold Coast who drank vodka and hand sanitizer. References drive time on M1 motorway.

Interview: From Gold Coast, drove 1 hour 23 minutes to Brisbane. No drums played. Tony ended set early, brought up random audience member for drum competition.