Kill Tony #405 — David Lucas, William Montgomery, Caroline Smith

Set: Jay discusses his manboobs, dating women with small breasts, anal play with his girlfriend, and discovering fetishes as a child through an illegal cable box and a model rocket.

Interview: Tony learns Jay is a first-time comedian and product designer in telecom software. Jay reveals his father was absent and he won his first MMA fight via first-round knockout.

Set: David performs a new minute about dating, sex positions, and his physical appearance. He talks about not having sex with skinny girls and his ability to do only two push-ups.

Interview: Panel roasts David about weight gain. David jokes back about the band. He joins the panel for the rest of the show.

Set: John describes his appearance as looking like a gay garden gnome or Game of Thrones character at a music festival. He does a comedic character bit as 'Jon of House Coachella.'

Interview: John reveals this is his first time ever doing stand-up comedy (started at Kill Tony in June). He works with special needs adults and does some drug use.

Set: Keanan discusses China's one-child policy, overpopulation, and young parents. He makes political jokes about Trump and climate change while discussing children.

Interview: Keanan is a first-time comedian and graphic designer from Atlanta. He's a rapper and went to St. Barts with friends. Panel questions his material and crowd reception.

Set: William performs a new minute with pandering callbacks to Sacramento and San Francisco locations. He mentions his wedding date coinciding with Full House's premiere and his uncle Ralph on the Challenger shuttle.

Interview: Tony discusses William's technique of connecting with audiences through location-specific references and winking. William joins panel and continues with roasts and commentary.

Set: Caroline is a 17-year-old high school student who eats lunch in special ed classrooms. She jokes about finding a student with Down syndrome going through her bags and masturbating on her school supplies.

Interview: Caroline is the youngest-ever golden ticket winner (originally 16, now 17). She's been performing at bar shows and mics in Raleigh. Plans to be a TV writer.

Set: Gordon attempts to discuss a solution to Middle East tensions but becomes very nervous and poorly articulates his ideas. He struggles throughout and doesn't land jokes.

Interview: Gordon is from Oakland, works at a liquor store, and rides an electric scooter. He admits to needing to use the bathroom and struggles emotionally during the interview.

Set: Stick Boy discusses his soft penis and compares himself to a bulldog in spaghetti. He talks about multitasking by brushing teeth while defecating and attempting oral sex during menstruation.

Interview: Stick Boy is a first-time comedian from Denver who recently moved to Portland. He's a project manager in a long-distance relationship with someone in Minneapolis.

Set: Arturo starts discussing pooping himself at a thrift store with his mom but doesn't finish the joke due to time constraints.

Interview: Arturo is a first-time comedian from San Francisco who works at a landfill. He has a girlfriend and enjoys finding random items in trash.

Set: Sparks discusses growing up in San Francisco's Excelsior District, neighborhood changes from gang violence to yoga instructors calling cops, and being a Navy veteran from a Mexican-white family.

Interview: Sparks is a first-time comedian and Navy veteran who grew up in Outer Mission/Excelsior. He references gang culture and acknowledges Caroline Smith as Crips-affiliated.

Set: Ryan discusses inability to distinguish between being high and angry, mentioning red watery eyes. Makes joke about being broke and using AAA for gas.

Interview: Ryan is an electrician with recently adopted dog and 11 fingers. Very brief interview with minimal discussion.

Set: Todd performs material about his mother's five marriages, his wife's criticism, arguments in his 12-year marriage, and the absurdity of unsolicited dick pics, ending with a story about sending himself photos.

Interview: Todd is a 12-year married golden ticket winner who recently lost 22 pounds on keto. He's a professional wrestler/entertainer and works in countertops. Wife works at architectural hardware store.