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Kill Tony #421

📅 December 14, 2019 📍 Pittsburgh, PA 🎤 13 comedians

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Lineup

1

Levi Weinstein

Set: Extended rambling set about fire alarms in middle school and encountering BDSM dating apps. Included story about meeting a girl on Hinge who wanted to whip her feet and watching Fifty Shades of Grey.

Interview: Discussed living with parents in Fort Lauderdale, studying land use law, and detailed BDSM encounter with girlfriend met on dating app. Very long interview with multiple callbacks.

Bits:
  • Fire alarms in school were lit because you could escape class
  • BDSM is the prop comedy of sex
  • 50 Shades of Gay - came in her but nothing happened
Moments:
  • Microphone technical issues at start of set requiring restart
  • Douglas makes Fifty Shades of Gay callback
  • Tony cuts interview short due to extreme length of answers
2

Charlie Steps

Set: Material about PFA (Protection From Abuse) order against ex-girlfriend, pepper spray incident, and crude sexual references.

Interview: Discussed owning small cleaning company with three employees, playing drums for 10-15 years, and entered Mexican Drum Off competition.

Bits:
  • PFA = Protection From Abuse; no longer dodge beer bottles
  • Checked flashlight with dick before girlfriend pepper sprayed it
Moments:
  • Charlie Steps competed in Mexican Drum Off against Joel Jimenez
  • Charlie lost drumstick during drum solo attempt
3

Sean Freefeld

Set: Insults Pittsburgh for being cold and wet compared to Miami, makes incomplete tech jokes, attempts acapella rap about living with parents.

Interview: From Miami, works seasonal floor recovery at Macy's, attempted freestyle rap battle against Douglas the dragon who outperformed him significantly.

Bits:
  • Pittsburgh city sucks; you're pasty like Elmer's glue
  • Acapella rap about girlfriend and living with parents
Moments:
  • Audience turned heavily against Sean for insulting Pittsburgh immediately
  • Douglas defeated Sean in freestyle rap battle
  • Tony noted Sean did everything backwards and lost audience
4

Lee Eversole

Set: Rambling set about loving Pittsburgh, playing saxophone very well, arrived with roommate's girlfriend ticket because friend's father was ill.

Interview: Lives in Pittsburgh, plays saxophone well, Tony invited him to leave and retrieve his saxophone for potential saxophone battle at end of show.

Moments:
  • Tony invites Lee to retrieve his saxophone for live battle
  • First ever saxophone battle setup in Kill Tony history
5

Jeff Gurdon

Set: Material about being garbage man from Buffalo, mom is woke gym teacher with boyfriend named Dick Post, dad is horse massage therapist.

Interview: Discussed being garbage man from Buffalo, absent father who is horse massage therapist, girlfriend in mental health counseling, never seen since Cleveland show.

Bits:
  • Everyone from Buffalo is garbage, I drive a garbage truck
  • Mom's boyfriend's name is Dick Post
  • Do you take her out every Tuesday in garbage time
Moments:
  • Tony recognized Jeff from previous Cleveland show
  • Red Band made disrespectful garbage man joke
6

Russell Richards

Set: Material about being 62-year-old bachelor dating women his age, wife tasted like grandmother vs granddaughter, jokes about older women and tilt steering.

Interview: Retired from Boeing after 27 years, worked in aviation field service globally including Mongolia, builds scale model airplanes, hooked up at 3:30 pm today.

Bits:
  • Once you get past the smell, older women taste licked
  • Difference between grandmother and granddaughter is the taste
  • I have a dick route - trunk of the dick
Moments:
  • Tony asked if Russell had murdered someone, Russell gave detailed answer
  • Russell revealed military Airborne service
  • Tony called Russell most serial killer-looking but complimented him
7

Chuck Davidson

Set: Material about midlife crisis after 12-year marriage ended in May, wife left for South Carolina guy with trailer/boat, dating apps reveal crazy people.

Interview: Manages Kinkos, married 12 years ended May, first smartphone 2007, hooked up multiple women including one claiming ex beat her, came inside one woman.

Bits:
  • Wife traded me in Pittsburgh 6 for South Carolina 4
  • Dating app girl revealed ex beat her half to death
Moments:
  • Chuck admitted coming inside woman without asking
  • Discussed dragon style sex position with Douglas
8

Kuba

Set: Material about blind girlfriend who started seeing other people, contrasts Polish vs American dating culture, jokes about dating being confusing in America.

Interview: Polish immigrant living in Pittsburgh 8 years, MMA fighter with championship rematch April 18, swam for 16 years, never kissed American girl.

Bits:
  • Dated blind girl until she started seeing other people
  • Dating in America different than Poland; hoped for right sex
Moments:
  • Kuba received first American kiss from audience member Katarina
  • Tony orchestrated kiss between Kuba and Katarina from audience
9

Conner Swagler

Set: Material about big feet in skinny jeans, sandwich bags as drug indicator, admitting he's not sharp, learned spelling from pop songs.

Interview: From Rochester/Binghamton NY, 25 years old, does stand-up 2 years, works at distillery, draws and whittles swords, mother recorded sound effects for soundboard.

Bits:
  • Big feet means looking like idiot in skinny jeans
  • More than two sandwich bags monthly indicates house drug dealing
  • Learned to spell words from pop songs
Moments:
  • Mother's recorded critique included on soundboard
  • Tony's parents mentioned visiting show from Youngstown
10

Jared Trenkler

Set: Minimal set with no prepared material, attended with friends from Miami, attempted joke about Pittsburgh Steelers before time ran out.

Interview: Tony cut interview short, told Jared to leave stage immediately after weak set.

Moments:
  • Jared had no material prepared and performed minimal set
  • Tony immediately stopped interview and told Jared to leave
11

Tony Source

Set: First-time material about housewarming gifts from relatives: uncle gave garage punch bowl, uncle gave $37 Home Depot gift card, uncle gave Hulu trial.

Interview: First-time comedian, 24 years old, from Cranberry/Elwood City near Pittsburgh, works as CNC machinist making parts for electron microscopes.

Bits:
  • Uncle Rob gave me a punch bowl from his garage
  • Uncle John gave $37 Home Depot gift card with mom's name
  • Uncle Wes gave two-week Hulu trial, stole my credit card
Moments:
  • Strong first-time performance with timing and execution
  • Got head sucked in harmony hotel parking lot
  • Came in girl's car vents during sexual encounter
12

Martin Phillips

Set: Returning performer with muscular dystrophy, material about Disney live-action remakes enabling masturbation to princesses, found bike book with dark punchline.

Interview: Third appearance on Kill Tony, lives near DC, drives himself despite muscular dystrophy, joined book club to pursue girl, plays Ariana Grande parodies.

Bits:
  • Disney live-action remakes make masturbating to princesses normal
  • Found bike book, last place was where I live
Moments:
  • Martin returns for third Kill Tony appearance, strong set
  • Martin has muscular dystrophy but drives himself
13

Taylor Lainier

Set: First-time material about being mistaken for predator at malls when children go missing, friend tracks sharks on phone, nervous rambling.

Interview: 27 years old from Pittsburgh, works at bakery (quit managing to sweep floors), has 8-year-old son with primary custody, ex is party drinker.

Bits:
  • At malls, get blamed when code for missing child announced
  • Friend downloaded shark tracker app to know where they are
Moments:
  • Only woman's name pulled all night was Taylor (appears masculine)
  • Taylor revealed as single father with 8-year-old son