Kill Tony #429

Set: Opening bit about girls mentioning boyfriends unsolicited. Discusses not dating in 4.5 years, cleaning room before girls come over, and sexual inexperience.

Interview: Tony discovers Alex is a 31-year-old virgin from Glendora, California who came to Houston as a Kill Tony fan. Discussion reveals deep awkwardness with women and inability to perform sexually.

Set: Opens with speech impediment disclaimer. Makes jokes about female roommate being like a sister you want to sleep with, comparing her hair-shedding to living with a werewolf. Anne Frank/wolf odor joke.

Interview: Ethan is 21, just turned 21 on December 21st, from Houston, attends UT Austin as chemistry major. Does muff diving but isn't a virgin. Interested in rapping and hentai.

Set: First-time comedian tells story about cat faking pill-swallowing, comparing it to David Blaine's magic. Wife had to intervene as cat got better at escaping pills, even hiding them in jacket pockets.

Interview: Bronson is 31, from Bay Area California, married recently after being together since 2012. Taught English in Korea and Thailand. Rebuilding a 1972 Airstream trailer and has two cats named Ivan Drago and Tiberius.

Set: First-time comedian discusses diarrhea running in family and using sex talk for attention. Story about climbing tree with no bark, achieving orgasm at age 7, and discovering happy place between legs.

Interview: Candy is divorced with 17 and 18-year-old kids. Works in marketing and movie production as producer/actress. First red carpet premiere in Houston on Wednesday.

Set: Discusses childhood experience with smell, pissing in toy box as kid. Talks about finding piss as parent.

Interview: Jared is 34, unemployed, married to Australian wife since August who met in Austin. Wife wants to peg him. Also claims to have smoked weed with Danny Brown, Eric Andre, and Ron Funches.

Set: Texas comedian with James Harden name opens joke about people asking if related. Story about sleep-walking and peeing on dog while wife watches.

Interview: James is a landscaper, drives Silverado, married to Australian woman. Has tattoo of black dick on ass after losing CVS receipt bet with friend Cody Spears.

Set: Black female comedian discusses liking coffee and men like coffee: black and available. Jokes about finding reliable men via abortion clinic. Past relationship pattern with tattooed men, including dating white man during tax season.

Interview: Leah is from Houston originally, now living in Austin after 3 years of stand-up. Bartends, does comedy and acting. Sober at the show. Has had multiple abortions, takes Plan B regularly.

Set: First-time comedian from Columbus Ohio does sit-down comedy. Jokes about body dysmorphia identifying as 5'3" instead of 5'9". References Renaissance Festival pirates lacking commitment to transition like trans people.

Interview: Brandi is from Columbus, Ohio originally, now in Houston. Has lupus (autoimmune disorder), had foot amputated and kept in medical container. On Social Security disability. Has adopted dog named Forrest. Uses Tinder.