Kill Tony #742 — Sam Tripoli, Tim Butterly
Guests: Sam Tripoli · Tim Butterly
Lineup
Set: Dark comedy about Halloween candy with razor blades, removing ribs to perform sex acts on himself, and self-deprecating physical humor.
Interview: Discussed touring, traveling with assistance, relationship with Ari Shaffir, Halloween plans, and candy preferences. Known as a golden ticket winner.
- On Halloween, makes own candy and puts razor blades in it
- Removes ribs to perform sex acts on himself, then removes another to eat own ass
- Identified as golden ticket winner, called 'greatest Kill Tony golden ticket winner of all time'
- Sam Tripoli expresses desire to watch him have sex, offers to pay for hooker
Stevie
Set: High-energy comedy about go-go bars in Thailand with increasingly explicit descriptions of female performers doing sex acts.
Interview: First-time Kill Tony performer who does standup for 3 years. Started comedy after talking robbers out of breaking in. Visibly sweating heavily during interview. Works in race car merch.
- Go-go dancers perform increasingly explicit acts including candle blowing and ping pong balls
- Noted for extreme visible sweating and manic energy during set
- Callback to robbery story - talked armed robbers into becoming friends
Set: Jokes about terrible dating experiences, worst guys, falling down stairs at date's house, and telling dates she does comedy.
Interview: Returns to show with previous viral moments. Works as golf professional at country club. Single since January. Makes homemade candles. Has drawn eyebrows mentioned in previous appearances.
- Fell down stairs at boyfriend's house and he shushed her
- Asks dates not to go to bathroom and come back, they don't understand comedy
- Recalled as one of whitest white women on show with previous viral clips
- Previous viral answer about blackest thing about her: shops at Ross
Set: Australian comedian complaining about mispronunciation of Welsh name Rhys, observations about American homeless people and converting currency, doing improv instead of stand.
Interview: Australian from Melbourne doing standup 6-7 months. Works in finance recruiting. Girlfriend Laura backstage (Croatian, very fit). Traveled from Australia specifically for Kill Tony during Grand Prix.
- Asked for 54 cents, had to convert in head to $130, exceeds empathy budget
- Girlfriend Laura introduced, did Australian 'shoey' (drinking beer from shoe)
- Teaching Tony how to say girlfriend's name and Australian profanity usage
Set: Jokes about learning 'chink' is a real word meaning dent/crack, calling it a 'chink in the armor', Renaissance fair experience, going as short king.
Interview: 13 years standup, started in Dallas now in New York. Works at cancer clinic dealing pills. Divorced from white Texan wife after 12 years. Screenwriter with films in Austin Film Festival.
- Learned 'chink' means dent/crack, got told to dress more Asian-appropriate at Renaissance fair
- Going as short king next year instead of knight because that's Asian-appropriate
- Tony made fun of feminine energy, referenced potential gay rumors
- Tony joked Danny is betraying his race by only dating white women
Set: Police report abbreviation BWC stands for big white cock, jokes about titty fucking and lube matting in chest hair.
Interview: First Kill Tony appearance. 10 years total standup, 6 years serious, from Tampa. Was in 14-year relationship that ended when he started comedy. Lost 65 lbs at gym. Lives with roommate.
- Police reports use BWC abbreviation for bodycam, but in porn it means big white cock
- Chipped tooth mentioned, jokes about Florida/Tampa dentistry
- D Madness left the stage due to gay content in set
KJ
Set: Jokes about girlfriend being a complainer, ingrown hair vs herpes confusion, testing positive for chlamydia instead of herpes (happy about it).
Interview: Indian ethnicity, identifies as Italian. Father didn't want him to be Russell Peters, suggested truck driving instead. Only been on 10-15 open mics. Baggage handler at airport. Girlfriend is Indian, since January/February.
- Girlfriend got ingrown hair, thought it was herpes, asked about STI testing
- Doctor called about chlamydia, happy it wasn't herpes, cried tears of joy
- Only Sam Tripoli laughed at dark herpes/chlamydia ending
Set: Optometrist using eye exam technique during sex, jokes about astigmatism and autism, level one autism gaming reference, Nazi origins of Asperger's.
Interview: 6 years standup mostly in Dallas. MFA Creative Writing from grad school. Works as professional cat sitter. Pole dances for fun. Poet. Has double vagina (uterus and two canals). Interested in women.
- Optometrist during sex uses eye exam technique: one finger, two fingers, stigmatism
- Has autism level one, as gamer that's infuriating - what do I do to level up
- Fan kissed her on stage as part of Kill Tony tradition
- Revealed she has double vagina (bicornate uterus with two canals), pediatric speculum used for exams
- Red Band repeatedly made sexual comments about double vagina revelation
Set: Working with racist grandpa trying to be less racist, saying 'no homo' after racist comments, Puerto Rican girlfriend comparison to pitbull, black guy homophobic comments.
Interview: 3.5-4 years standup. Moving to New York tomorrow. Got Amazon job back after losing it from previous Kill Tony appearance (due to explicit language). Ran JFC Entertainment shows in Austin for 2 years.
- Grandpa says racist things then 'no homo' to distract from what he said
- Grandpa compared Puerto Rican girlfriend to pitbull: cool in public but bites family
- Tony noted Joe is getting better with each appearance on show
- Lost previous Amazon job due to Kill Tony appearance discussing cocaine and racial slurs
- Offered real job at dojo in New Jersey by Tim Butterly
Jay Maguire
Set: Tony comparison jokes (Woody Allen/Harrelson/Toy Story), bragging about Rolex watches, heavy drinking, rib broken yesterday from fight.
Interview: Broke rib yesterday in fight stepping in for smaller friend. Heavily intoxicated during performance. Breathalyzer test showed zero alcohol (contradicting claims). Worst performer of night.
- Tony looks like if Woody Allen had sex with Woody Harrelson and shot out Toy Story Woody
- Broke rib yesterday defending smaller friend in fight
- Tony called him worst performer, noted he's bombing badly
- Breathalyzer test showed zero despite claiming to be drunk
Ram B
Set: Vaccine reward sign leads to joke about AIDS/autism/measles ice cream, DMX as AI who won't answer because it would be snitching.
Interview: Third Kill Tony appearance (Bags and Boxes episode, also sang). Lived in Wisconsin and Arizona. Originally from those areas. Had ecstasy ring story. Sang original song at previous appearance.
- Vaccine reward sign, jokes about getting two scoops of AIDS with autism sprinkles
- If DMX was AI, won't answer because it would make him a snitch
- Third appearance, recalled previous episodes with bags/boxes and singing