Ben Horn
Ben Horn has performed on Kill Tony 4 times. Every appearance below, with set summaries and timestamps.
Appearances
Ben jokes about beating his roommate while blackout drunk (describing it as CPS taking her), looking like someone who would do bad things to women, and criticizing six-week abortion restrictions.
- Blackout drunk, beat roommate; told people CPS took her instead
- Six weeks not enough time for women to know they had sex
Ben argues that anal sex with women isn't gay, but refusing it is. He discusses the logic that if you won't fuck a girl in the ass, you would fuck a guy, making you gay.
- Only thing gayer than fucking a girl in the ass is NOT fucking a girl in the ass.
Set about COVID restrictions, chlamydia contracted twice, crude jokes about sexual encounters and a lunch lady, mustache hiding cocaine residue. Self-deprecating humor about military service and current job at HEB.
- Chlamydia contracted twice, didn't notice due to constant dick itching from baseline condition.
- Dad showed STD pictures to scare him; now paranoid about infections and tests constantly.
Ben discussed being infantry in Army for 10 years and killing people, joked about peeing in shower, taking baths, watching too much porn causing keyboard stickiness, and got honorable discharge.
- Had two sisters, killed one during early childhood, picks up bad military habits
- Watches too much porn, keyboard keys getting stuck from ejaculation