Jordan Macdonald
Jordan Macdonald has performed on Kill Tony 4 times. Every appearance below, with set summaries and timestamps.
Appearances
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Jordan performed about love languages, turning the test results into jokes about big booty bitches and weed, and discussed being beaten by his ex-girlfriend.
- Love languages test results claiming his are big booty bitches and weed
- Girlfriend beat him after accusing him of cheating at work
Jordan jokes about not dating white women because he talks too much shit, compares Drake to the McRib (periodic release), relates to Drake through absent fathers and present mothers.
- Doesn't date white women; can't talk about other women in front of them
- Drake like McRib: periodic releases get hype, then quality questioned
Observes he looks like light-skinned celebrities (Lenny Kravitz, Prince, High School Musical actor). Jokes about Walmart selling condoms, Plan B, and rifles. Imagines French DMX.
- Looks like Lenny Kravitz, Prince, High School Musical actor, Scishow Bob.
- Walmart sells condoms, Plan B, rifles in one transaction: plan A, B, and C.
- DMX if he were French, sounds like bonjour with French food references.