Virzi Triplets
Virzi Triplets has performed on Kill Tony 11 times. Every appearance below, with set summaries and timestamps.
Appearances
The Virzi Triplets discuss getting hair transplants after balding at different rates, breaking quarantine to go to Lake Havasu Arizona, encountering old people with leathery skin tanning too long.
- Different hair transplants resulted in different faces after getting hair plugs
- Lake Havasu people tanned 50 years too long, look like tobacco pouches
The triplets discussed being child actors on commercials in Africa, puberty killing careers, and the difference between American and African child labor laws. They joked about being 'molestable kids' and comparing puberty to AIDS.
- Were molestable child actors in Africa; puberty is AIDS to careers
- Child labor laws differ: America rotates you, Africa makes you soldier
- Happy Meals in Africa came with machetes
The Virzi Triplets perform material about their abusive father hitting them, their mother being passive, watching porn at 13 and being punished, Catholic upbringing with physical beatings, and sexual situations including circle jerks.
- Dad hit them as kids, mom didn't because she was big pussy
- Dad did sign of cross before hitting them with belt
- Dad caught him watching porn at 13, told him put belt around neck for harder cum
Explicit bit about running train as triplets; misdirect by claiming politeness and hospitality during gang bang scenario; discussions of taking turns and compliments; absurdist humor about being like 'fucking a mirror'; orange slices callback.
- Triplets discuss politely gang banging a woman with choreography and hospitality
- All three participate in synchronized fucking with compliments and orange slices
The Virzi Triplets perform a bit about their childhood where brothers discovered their diary, which had a lock and Scarlet Letter on it. One brother signed his name on every page. They joke about trying to overcompensate by faking cool diary entries.
- Brothers found diary with lock, one signed his name on every page, couldn't deny it.
- Tried to protect diary by leaving it out and writing fake cool entries to impress brothers.
The triplets performed material about being ineffective as wingmen due to numbers, jealousy among themselves, and a brief joke about one of them being a homosexual.
- Three of them approaching women looks like March of Penguins/too much dick
- Jealousy because knowing if girl likes one, she likes them all (Amazon recommendation)
- Different stages of evolution: homoeractus, homo sapien, homosexual
Three identical triplets do set together about being three mistakes, their mother doubling in size during pregnancy, labor lasting forever, and comparing it to their father's disappointment. One triplet has a noticeable lisp that becomes focus of discussion.
- Three babies in one belly made mother double in size.
- Labor was horrible, like pulling magician's handkerchief that never ends.
- Father's disappointment worse than being mistakes.
Three triplet brothers perform about being bad boys, doing drugs, and sharing one Harley motorcycle with sidecars. The set is poorly received with jokes falling flat and being compared to bad late-night comedy.
- We all ride a Harley with two sidecars because there's three of us
- One brother has a lisp, implying he was pulled from womb incorrectly
Three real triplets opened with Subway commercial story about Jared Fogle's inappropriate behavior at 'sleepover,' called themselves former child stars. Provocative premise undercut by lack of payoff.
- Jared Fogle sleepover story with inappropriate undertones about child actors
Set about discovering one triplet (Alex) jerking off into a squirrel stuffed animal at age 15. Structured as unnatural dialogue attempting to frame as discovered story but played heavily scripted.
- At 15 discovered brother jerked off into squirrel stuffed animal instead of sock.
Three brothers from Moscow perform about their father only wanting one child, comparing their birth to a Trojan horse, dad being blue-collar while they're white-collar, and dad preferring their dog Rocky.
- Father only wanted one child; their birth was like a Trojan horse full of men
- Dad built his own house at 24; they're 24 and still living in it
- Dad's favorite child was dog Rocky, named after their relationship with father