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Kill Tony #144 — Doug Benson, Greg Fitzsimmons, Esther Ku

📅 February 22, 2016 📍 Los Angeles, CA Comedy Store Belly Room 🎤 8 comedians ⭐ 2 regulars

Guests: Doug Benson · Greg Fitzsimmons · Esther Ku

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Lineup

1

Steve Breese

Set: Steve performs a joke about his cat named Deep Purple and jokes about a breakup where he masturbated to a picture of the guy his ex-girlfriend cheated with. The set relies heavily on meowing sounds and self-deprecating asides about the joke not working.

Interview: Tony reveals Steve has performed the exact same minute on a previous episode without making adjustments based on feedback. They discuss Steve's five years of stand-up, his lack of employment, and his method of looking for money on the ground.

Bits:
  • Cat named Deep Purple meows to that song
  • Masturbated to picture of guy ex cheated with
Moments:
  • Tony criticizes Steve for repeating the exact same minute from a previous episode
2

Logan Gunselman

Set: Logan discusses Father's Day at a seafood restaurant where her dad misread 'conch chowder' as 'couch chowder' which becomes jizz, and riffs on dogs getting chocolate and dying.

Interview: Logan works at an auction house and as a doorman at the Improv. She discusses finding deceased people's relatives and writing letters to sell their possessions, including Prince's estate.

Bits:
  • Dad misheard conch chowder as couch chowder/jizz
  • First person to give dog chocolate thought differently
Moments:
  • Panel enthusiastically receives couch chowder callback throughout interview
3

Benne Spiwala

5

Taylor Rizzo

Set: Taylor performs about kissing a girl on top of the head during sex, which she found weird because it was sweet. He riffs on being the type of guy who acts like a boyfriend during hookups and compares himself favorably to no-strings-attached dating.

Interview: Tony praises the second half of Taylor's two-minute joke. Discussion covers his clothing from Urban Outfitters, his job building displays, his morning schedule allowing afternoon availability for comedy, and extensive beard roasting.

Bits:
  • Kissed girl on head during sex, she said it's weird because sweet
  • Acts like boyfriend during hookups but no strings attached
Moments:
  • Extensive panel beard roasting comparing it to pubic hair and seventies bush
  • Tony coaches on not needing transitions between jokes if they're funny
6

Melissa Eslinger

Regular

Set: Melissa performs about playing baseball for twelve years and being the only girl, discussing awkward head pats from coaches and being asked out with 'I'm packing' by a 12-year-old boy on second base.

Interview: Tony and panel praise her jokes as strong, showcase-quality material. Discussion covers whether she saw Taylor's set and her eating Carneys, which caused diarrhea. Extended discussion about having diarrhea on couch watching Kurosawa film.

Bits:
  • Only girl in baseball, coaches slap dudes' butts then awkwardly pat head
  • Boy asked her out saying 'I'm packing' at age 12 playing shortstop
Moments:
  • Tony coaches her on callback opportunity she missed to Taylor's head-kissing joke
7

Vanessa Johnston

Regular

Set: Vanessa performs about being pretty creating problems, how being really pretty and ugly are the same because nobody cares about personality, and that average-looking people get credit for accomplishments while pretty women doing great things get called sluts.

Interview: Tony praises her new material as original and funny, noting it's hard to own being pretty without seeming snotty. Panel discusses how jokes like hers may have limited lifespan and dark observations about her career longevity.

Bits:
  • Pretty problems can be fixed with hammer like everything else
  • Build rocket, solve hunger, cure cancer - people still call her slut
Moments:
  • Panel enthusiastically receives new material as strong, original showcase-quality jokes