Kill Tony Jason Acuna, Joel Jimenez
Guests: Jason Acuna · Joel Jimenez
Lineup
Jer D
Set: Set about fatherhood, gift-giving to his daughter, and his relationship with his mother who works at a prison. Included jokes about hating her mother and musical talent running in the family.
Interview: Tony and panel questioned Jer's appearance, his name origin (jury duty), his unusual body shape, diet heavy in butter-marinated steak, ice cream consumption, and his current job as a gift wrapper. Multiple impressions were attempted including Yoda, Lilo from Lilo & Stitch, and Sean Connery.
- Musical talent runs deeply in family; he's an artist; he hates her mother.
- His ice cream consumption was so high Ben & Jerry's considered renaming to Ben & Jer.
- Tony and Jeremiah had Jer stand next to wee man to compare body proportions, with Tony claiming Jer was smaller.
- Extended bit where Jer attempted multiple impressions that were consistently poor, creating awkward comedy.
Set: Set about his average penis size compared to rumors, recent breakup, unprotected sex without pregnancy scares, and a crude joke about his ex swallowing so much semen she won't perform oral on an entire baby.
Interview: Wub discussed selling insurance and freelance work, being mistaken for a criminologist from Forensic Files, defecating in a squat toilet in China while wearing a suit, fake investing trip, kung fu background, and street altercations.
- Monster dick rumors are false; his is average, played by Tom Hanks.
- Ex swallowed so much semen she won't perform oral on entire baby.
- Wub demonstrated kung fu moves on stage that impressed the audience and energized the room.
Set: Set about working in an autistic classroom, kids possibly faking autism for weekly Chuck E Cheese trips, and jealousy of autistic children's perks.
Interview: Chris discussed living in a hostel with a magician named Matt Price, magic tricks shown at night, working in catering/washing dishes at Google headquarters, meeting a Mexican improv actress, and the creative living situation.
- Some autistic kids might be faking to get Chuck E Cheese trips weekly.
- Tony made crude suggestion about magician cutting girlfriend in half for sexual purposes.
Bunny
Set: Rap performance about gap-toothed pride, with lyrics about her gap not mattering and her smile lighting up her face. Set was poorly received similar to her previous week's appearance.
Interview: Tony strongly discouraged Bunny from rapping on stage, telling her to stop immediately and focus on stand-up instead. Discussed her new job as behavioral technician for autistic children, mushroom use, and attempts to do cocaine.
- Tony and panel intervention staging Bunny not to rap again, calling her friends liars if they encouraged it.
- Callback to Bunny's previous appearance last week where she also did a poorly-received rap.
Set: Set about being from Seattle, her correctional officer father's DUI warnings, her own DUI arrest at Oakland Airport, and realizing in jail she'd become famous rather than addressing drinking problem.
Interview: Lila discussed her 4'6" height, digital advertisement work with Facebook and YouTube ads, trip to the Philippines for work and family reunion with grandmother, hiking daily, sexual/intrusive questions from strangers, 128 days sober, and not having romantic relationships.
- Dad warned against DUI; she got one at airport saying she's not flying the plane.
- Standing ovation from audience after strong set performance, with audience reaction notably positive.
Set: Set about new haircut and how people compare her appearance to various celebrities based on the haircut alone, not her face. Included jokes about being compared to less attractive celebrities after cutting long hair.
Interview: Panel discussed Ali's new haircut comparisons (David Bowie, Rocky 4 villain, etc.), whether she'd grow it out, her potential impression abilities, downloading System of a Down songs, and personal interests.
- After long black hair, no one compared her to pretty celebrities like Jennifer Lawrence.
- People compare her to celebrities who died of overdose or lost hair (David Bowie 'doing fine').
- Ali withheld a System of a Down impression impression, saving it for future Impractical Jokers cruise performance.
Set: Set about being small and non-intimidating but looking intimidating in a hoodie, having a high-pitched voice despite thinking he sounds like Denzel Washington, and being born with a 'rare disease' called stupid face.
Interview: Kevin revealed he's a parachute rigger for NASA for 5 years, packs parachutes, is married 5 years, does NASCAR, scuba diving, skydiving, and water skiing. Extended riffing on the word 'rigger' and its unintended meanings.
- Small, non-intimidating, but looks scary in hoodie; sounds like Gary Coleman not Denzel.
- Born with rare disease called 'stupid face' evident from appearance.
- Extended bit with Tony, Jeremiah, and panel riffing on 'rigger' term and its offensive similar-sounding alternatives.
- Kevin mentioned packing parachutes for NASA but later clarified he didn't pack for the space-jump astronaut.
Set: Set about resembling old grandparents' nightmares and Harvey Weinstein's fever dream, joking about OJ Simpson's legacy, Magic Johnson and AIDS killing more women, and his recent car accident with eight stitches.
Interview: King revealed he was hit by a car driven by an 80-year-old woman at Burbank farmers market (no broken bones), just started stand-up 2 years ago, sold a company for significant money, hosted pajama party comedy shows monthly, and has migraines from bright lights.
- OJ Simpson will be remembered for allegedly killing one white woman, not his NFL records.
- Magic Johnson allegedly killed more white women with AIDS than OJ did.
- King discussed being hit by 80-year-old woman in Jetta at Burbank farmers market, then hit again by drunk driver on Saturday.
- Tony encouraged King to sue elderly woman who hit him despite King's wealth and the woman's presumed financial hardship.