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📅 June 3, 2020 📍 Los Angeles, CA Better Box TV 🎤 9 comedians ⭐ 1 regular

Guests: David Lucas

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Lineup

1

Manolo

Set: Manolo phoned in from Tijuana with a minute featuring a transgender sex worker, discussing his experiences in Mexico during quarantine with crude humor and absurdist storytelling.

Interview: Tony and David Lucas discussed Manolo's time in Tijuana, the transgender woman with flavored toilet paper, and Mexican attitudes toward race. Manolo plugged Tushy bidet and made jokes about his doctor visit.

Bits:
  • Manolo hired a transgender prostitute to perform with him for Kill Tony.
  • Discussion of flavored toilet paper with horchata flavor.
  • Mexicans don't care about social issues the way Americans do.
Moments:
  • Tony and David debate whether flavored toilet paper is real or a joke.
  • Manolo reveals he had to pay the sex worker to go away, not laugh at jokes.
2

Paul W

Set: Paul W performed a well-edited video comedy bit about searching for COVID-19 porn and accidentally accessing LimeWire instead of Google, with references to drum sets and production value.

Interview: Paul discussed his hometown of Atascadero near San Luis Obispo, his history with a now-closed sushi restaurant comedy venue, his work as a restaurant cleanup guy, and his recent crisis with his religious upbringing. He revealed he made the video to feel freedom to be himself after leaving Christianity.

Bits:
  • Accidentally selected LimeWire instead of Google when searching for COVID-19 content.
  • References to Mexico visits related to drum practice.
Moments:
  • Tony praises Paul's production value and editing as superior to other quarantine sets.
  • Paul reveals religious crisis and leaving Christianity, which freed him to make the video.
3

William Montgomery

Regular

Set: William Montgomery delivered dark jokes about Paul Walker's death, Emma Stone, George Floyd, and looting during protests, with controversial social commentary.

Interview: Tony examined William's new haircut, asked about his appearance on his grandparents' property, discussed his diet of tomato soup and milk, his work at a storage facility, and his flushing a crocodile down the toilet.

Bits:
  • Eleven-year-old Paul Walker death joke presented as current controversy.
  • Emma Stone body at bottom of pool joke.
  • George Floyd joke leading to admission of looting.
Moments:
  • William's new haircut is compared to Andy Griffith and Billy Madison principal.
  • Large portrait of William visible behind him during interview.
4

Nick Davis

Set: Nick Davis performed naked on his 26th birthday, making jokes about his Only Fans, acid reflux medication, heroin addiction, white trash family, and stick-and-poke henna tattoos.

Interview: Nick discussed his birthday, living in Wisconsin, attending recent protests in Kenosha, his bartending work, his dating life, juggling skills, and being uncircumcised. Tony congratulated him on his birthday.

Bits:
  • Performing naked on Only Fans, diagnosing hemorrhoids in comments.
  • Using acid reflux medication to stop hiccups as life-changing.
  • Family is so white trash the family tree split from uncle's DUI.
Moments:
  • Nick performs completely naked for his birthday appearance.
  • Nick mentions attending protests in nearby Kenosha during interview.
5

Chris Trotta

Set: Chris Trotta told a story about accidentally seeing his father's half-erect penis on his phone and its awkward aftermath, with jokes about masculinity and disappointment.

Interview: Chris discussed living in Florida near Babson Park, pursuing a master's in business/marketing, his daily fishing for largemouth bass, using a hammock for relaxation, and bowling with a 300 game average.

Bits:
  • Father accidentally swiped right on mirror selfie showing half-erect penis.
  • Convinced he's not biggest disappointment because his dick was bigger than father's.
Moments:
  • Tony confirms Chris saw his father's penis on phone screen.
  • Chris improved physically with daily fishing and suntan since recording.
6

Nick Radogna

Set: Nick Radogna performed jokes about masturbation causing tennis elbow, being called a hipster for owning Kidz Bop on vinyl, conspiracy theories about 9/11 and Fashion Police, and a basic impression.

Interview: Nick discussed living in his parents' unfinished basement in rural Pennsylvania near Allentown since quarantine started, normally living in NYC, performing at open mics before lockdown, and taking Tony's roast master class.

Bits:
  • Masturbation gave tennis elbow in non-jerking arm from flipping burgers.
  • Fashion Police caused 9/11, not terrorists.
  • If 9/11 hadn't happened, NYC skyline would still look 90s.
Moments:
  • Volume issues during Nick's set affected delivery impact.
  • Nick signed up for Tony's roast master class immediately when it launched.
7

Michael Lehrer

Set: Michael Lehrer had Tony and band members perform a scripted sketch about Mark Wahlberg saving America from 9/11 terrorists and discovering Osama bin Laden is his brother, with musical parodies and absurdist humor.

Interview: Tony praised Michael's surprising script submission, his performance as Mark Wahlberg, and donated $100,000 to The Ellen DeGeneres Wildlife Fund. Discussed Michael's range and comedy style.

Bits:
  • Mark Wahlberg saves 9/11 plane and discovers Osama is his brother Donnie.
Moments:
  • Michael had Tony read Mark Wahlberg part while band members played characters.
  • Tony donated $100,000 to Ellen DeGeneres Wildlife Fund as joke.
8

Black Dust

Set: Black Dust performed dark humor about being undefeated in fights because his one attacker died of pneumonia, neighbors using red mud thinking it's lamb's blood for COVID-19 protection, and conspiracy theories about Trump.

Interview: Black Dust discussed his new job at a fine-dining restaurant in Oklahoma City as a cold side/sous chef, using nunchucks illegally, his musical contributions, spending 90 days in jail for marijuana possession on revoked probation, and one prison fight.

Bits:
  • Undefeated in fist fights because only person who beat him died.
  • Neighbors use red mud on door thinking it prevents COVID.
  • Trump trying to kill population so he becomes smartest man.
Moments:
  • Black Dust revealed spending 90 days in jail for marijuana possession with probation revocation.
  • Detailed prison fight story involving rear naked choke and armbar.
9

Los Digits

Set: Los Digits (from roast battles) performed jokes about quarantine vs. prison, toilet paper shortages, protests, Mexican guy almost getting stabbed at Walmart, Mexico considering building a wall against Americans, and Trump conspiracies.

Interview: Los Digits discussed his background in roast battles at Comedy Store, his current activities during quarantine including painting his room, his criminal history (graffiti and beating security guards), and his upcoming roast battle tournaments internationally.

Bits:
  • Quarantine made outside like jail; prisoners fight for toilet paper like outside.
  • Mexican guy almost stabbed at Walmart for hanging with white guy.
  • Mexico considering buying wall so Americans won't cross over.
Moments:
  • Los Digits announced his roast battle involvement in Tokyo and other international tournaments.
  • Los Digits revealed he's first person to sign up for Tony's roast master class.