Kill Tony #332

Set: First-time comic discusses his wife's pregnancy and the semen analysis required before conception, riffing on absurd masturbation methods.

Interview: JP revealed he's 16 weeks into expecting, works as a hospital clerk, has been with his wife over 10 years, and plays video games like Beat Cop.

Set: Five-year veteran discusses fatherhood and being an unprepared face painter at a kids' party, making dark jokes about killing the child's parents.

Interview: Adam revealed he's a retired NYPD cop with multiple brain injuries from football, MMA, and car accidents; has one 8-year-old son living with his mother.

Set: Five-year Philadelphia comic discusses awkward sexual experiences including braces during oral sex and difficulties with shower sex due to his height.

Interview: Neil disclosed he recently contracted herpes and experienced a subsequent brain infection. He's a creative director for a college working in advertising and design.

Set: Four-month newcomer does impression-based material about David Attenborough narrating nature documentaries with Parkinson's symptoms.

Interview: Sean moved from Brooklyn to Philadelphia four months ago with his girlfriend for her job. Works as a barista weekdays and fries chicken/donuts at Federal Donuts on weekends.

Set: Seven-year Phoenix comic with strong observational humor about Japanese youth obsessing over American TV, explaining non-binary to his 68-year-old mother.

Interview: Dorian is 29, works as freelance videographer in Philadelphia, recently moved from Inglewood to afford East Coast living. Recently began professional wrestling training.

Set: First-time 22-year-old comic discusses unexpected fatherhood after nine-month relationship, joking about wanting to try cocaine before becoming a parent.

Interview: David works in automotive paint shop prepping ambulances and fire trucks. Girlfriend is 15 weeks pregnant; they live at her parents' house.

Set: Two-year comic discusses improving relationship with abusive father, sharing crude one-night stand story where partner calls him 'daddy' during sex.

Interview: Kevin is an intern for Legion of Skanks podcast, graduating college in May with public relations degree. Recently broke up with girlfriend yesterday morning.

Set: Nearly three-year Jersey comic discusses buying drugs from a white 14-year-old dealer, whose mother mistakes him for the boy's boyfriend.

Interview: Chris interned for Legion of Skanks podcast and won their intern Olympics. Graduating college in May from Fairleigh Dickinson University with public relations degree.

Set: First-time comic delivers disjointed material about camping, high school stalker asking if he sucked dick, and legs falling asleep on toilet.

Interview: Matthew is 25, unemployed for two months, studying for real estate test. From Allentown, PA; parents work in state police dispatch and real estate sales.

Set: First-time performer discusses being a flow artist who performs with fire and LED hoops, often mistaken for stripper, and her work with animals.

Interview: Rachel studies zoology/evolutionary biology at Evergreen State College, is an Aries, met her boyfriend six months ago at a Harry Potter-themed show.