Kill Tony #396
Lineup
Set: Zack discusses attending a Blink-182 concert and church, contrasting his comfort singing at concerts versus church. He jokes about treating ushers like homeless people and his ex-wife coming out as a lesbian in the military.
Interview: Zack revealed he's been doing stand-up for 2.5 years, works as a part-time waiter, has a 7-year-old son from age 19, and recently had a baby 8 weeks ago with his wife. His ex-wife came out as gay after joining the Air Force.
- Why embarrassed to sing at church but not drunk at concerts
- Treats church ushers like homeless people, no cash today
- Tony makes extended jokes about Zack's ex-wife becoming a lesbian, leading to riffs about military branches
Nicky
Set: Nicky opens as a bisexual man in a gay relationship, saying pussy is overrated due to cost and time, advocating for equality. He makes brief crowd work before the set is interrupted.
Interview: Nicky discussed being bisexual, in a gay relationship, living in Dallas for 9 years, owning a spin studio relationship, and meeting his boyfriend at Gay Ski Week in Aspen. Extended comedic riffing about bisexuality and gay experiences.
- Bisexual/half gay joke - pussy overrated, need equality
- Joe Rogan audio clips unexpectedly play during interview, comedians riff on it
Set: Matt discusses his 23andMe results showing 0.8% Nigerian heritage, then makes a joke about his skateboarding friend and the term 'inward heel flip' being mistaken for racist language.
Interview: Matt has been doing stand-up for 2 years, previously appeared on the Houston episode. He's a former Air traffic controller in Afghanistan, served in Korea for 2.5 years, and is still technically married to an ex who's giving up a baby for adoption.
- 0.8% Nigerian from 23andMe, then inward heel flip racial confusion
- Discussion of ex-wife leaving after Korea, adoption paperwork, dark comedic energy throughout
Set: Steve does his first-ever stand-up set, joking about being terrified of strong weed. He describes getting high, stripping naked, and using a flashlight to look at his testicles thinking something was wrong.
Interview: Steve is a first-time performer on stage, works as a truck driver and custom pinstriper/painter. He has three kids including an Army Ranger son (23), was born in San Diego, moved around, and has a complicated relationship history.
- Terrified of strong weed, got naked with flashlight on balls
- Steve admits to intentionally impregnating a woman to trap her after being trapped twice before, panel heavily criticizes
- Steve says Nigerian probation officer hated him, faces backlash
Set: Jerrin jokes about pissing pants when drunk as an adult being worse than as a kid, then tells a story about giving a Chinese delivery driver a $30 tip and bowing, planning to reverse the dynamic.
Interview: Jerrin is 32, turning 33, been in credit card processing sales for 7 years. First time on stage. He came to a Tony Hinchcliffe show years ago on a date in Fort Worth, started listening to Kill Tony, and has tried five times to get in the bucket.
- Drunk adult pissing pants worse than kids - gotta change sheets
- Chinese delivery driver bowed, gave $30 tip, plans to reverse it
- Called up as 'Jared' instead of Jerrin, addresses it
Set: Phillip makes jokes about old veterans with young Asian women, car kidnappings being a poor person's problem (old cars), and 2003 Kias needing jump starts.
Interview: Phillip is 23, been doing comedy 2 years starting in Houston, grew up in Dallas Mid Cities (Hearst/Euless/Bedford), works as a waiter with Zach Rippy. He had precancerous polyps found via colonoscopy and must check every 3 years.
- Old veterans with young Asian women, wondering if he took her
- Amber alerts show old cars, poor people problems, jump starts needed
- Tony gives serious advice about focusing on comedy over girlfriend in New York
Set: Jorge talks about selling dick pics and jack-off videos on Instagram to gay men, saying it's made him reconsider his sexuality and he's 'at least a quarter gay.' He jokes about having an amazing dick but not doing amazing things with it.
Interview: Jorge is 27, been doing stand-up 6 years (2 in Texas, rest in El Paso). He's straight but sells explicit content online. Ruptured Achilles tendon that got infected, costs $10k, on probation for felony weed charge after eating a gram during traffic stop.
- Selling dick pics to gay men, quarter gay for a quarter
- Amazing dick comment, would be doing amazing things if true
- Jorge reveals probation for drug felony after eating gram of weed, it was in his teeth
Set: Katlynn opens with eating ass, discusses her son's preschool career day being awkward at an income-based school. She jokes about being a burger king manager as a scare tactic for kids.
Interview: Katlynn has been doing comedy 2.5 years, from Texas, single mom with 4-year-old son named Khaleesi (after friend's kid). Recently broke up with rapper boyfriend who didn't support her comedy but she supported his rap career, was rear-ended in car accident with full insurance coverage.
- Preschool career day awkward at income-based school, manager scare tactic
- Katlynn falls rushing to stage but recovers well, handles it gracefully
- Discussion of ex-boyfriend not supporting her comedy despite her supporting his rap
Set: Colt does short jokes about his brother's mummy face, living next to a tennis court (racket pun), drunk girls and Uber, and lip tarts changing manhole to maintenance hole because of the word 'man'.
Interview: Colt is a world-level Taekwondo competitor, teaches full-time at a martial arts academy, was on the episode where he kicked George Bush's hat off. He performs primarily on Kill Tony. Attempted triple kick on water bottle during show.
- Brother had big mummy face, didn't get wrapped up in it
- Lived by tennis court, had to move because of racket
- Lip tarts changing manhole to maintenance hole, ignores vinegar/n-word
- Colt attempts triple kick on water bottle, accidentally kicks Jeremiah in head instead
John Brown
Set: John discusses being raised by stepdad after parents divorced, then mom remarried. Jokes about stepfathers always having one foot out the door, no deadbeat stepdad concept because they can leave anytime.
Interview: John's second appearance on Kill Tony, doing stand-up 5 years. From South Carolina, served in Air Force as crew chief on B-52s, gets disability from VA/military. Has skin cancer on his penis, has consultation next week.
- Stepfathers always got one foot out door, no deadbeat laws
- John reveals penile skin cancer diagnosis, makes dark jokes about it
Daniel Gil
Set: Daniel jokes about looking like Johnny Bravo who loves cupcakes, dishwasher acting up like a nagging wife. He's part German/French explaining love of chocolate and women with body hair, wife gets mad when he jokes about her.
Interview: Daniel has been doing stand-up about 3.5 years, performs regularly. Discussion of his comedy style and appearance.
- Looks like Johnny Bravo loves cupcakes, doing poorly
- Dishwasher acting up, wife saying stay home with kids
- German-French heritage explains chocolate love, women with body hair