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Kill Tony #438 — Tim Dillon

📅 February 24, 2020 📍 Los Angeles, CA Comedy Store Main Room 🎤 10 comedians ⭐ 2 regulars

Guests: Tim Dillon

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Lineup

1

Edward Altimus

Set: Self-deprecating set about bad first impressions, rinsing mouth with raid instead of mouthwash, nasal hygiene, and getting circumcised at 17 for a Jewish girl.

Interview: Edward discussed his work status, retirement fund from parents, recent breakup, and circumcision story. He's 36, from Oakland, and revealed the circumcision was all for naught.

Bits:
  • Rinsing mouth with raid to prevent spiders from crawling in during sleep
  • Got circumcised at 17 because of crush on Jewish girl
Moments:
  • Revealed he wrote a letter to parents about circumcision instead of asking face-to-face
2

Jack Travis

Set: Short set about wanting wife swap and wanting an adult woman to handle his life responsibilities, with minimal material.

Interview: Jack is 24, first time doing stand-up, freelance graphic designer and filmmaker from Boston living in Burbank for 2 years. He did competitive gymnastics and performed a handstand for the crowd.

Bits:
  • Wants to be on wife swap but as the wife to have someone else handle his life
Moments:
  • Performed gymnastics/handstand on stage after being asked if he had any impressive skills

Set: 20-year Howard Stern Show wack packer performing jokes about doctors, cancer/Alzheimer's, Alexa, security guard work, and English language skills.

Interview: Been a wack packer for 20+ years, started stand-up in 1993, met Howard at book signing in Westwood. Speech impediment resulted from car accident at age 4. Works as security guard, lives in Orange County.

Bits:
  • Doctor says he has cancer and Alzheimer's, he jokes he doesn't have cancer
  • Security guard jokes about robbers, says he'll do to them what he does to English language
Moments:
  • Revealed he met Howard Stern in 1996 at a book signing and kept calling the show
  • Tony offered automatic 60 seconds at La Jolla shows if Speech Impediment Man can make it there
4

William Montgomery

Regular

Set: Set about China trip, toxic shock syndrome, jail, bullies, parents surprising him with Betty Ford trip. Parents (Larry and Frances) came on stage mid-set.

Interview: Parents Larry and Frances surprised him with Betty Ford trip. Discussed family dynamics, his appearance, laziness, high cholesterol. Parents revealed William doing ribbon dance in high school talent show.

Bits:
  • Had toxic shock syndrome and sock in vagina while in jail in China
  • Parents giving him all-expenses-paid trip to Betty Ford Clinic Resort and Casino
Moments:
  • Parents came on stage during interview, father revealed William did ribbon dance in high school talent show
  • Father Larry killed harder than the comedians, received applause
  • Mother discusses giving William multiple enemas as a child for the flu
5

Adam Sheba

Set: Second appearance. Set about mother being stripper, father murdered when he was 7, Forensic Files obsession, white privilege joke, seven siblings with multiple fathers.

Interview: Mother had him at 15, father was gang leader/pimp murdered when Adam was 7. Works as bellman at Dream Hotel. Has 7 siblings with multiple fathers. In 3.5-year relationship.

Bits:
  • Mother was stripper, can't listen to Juicy J because it reminds him of her
  • Father murdered when he was 7, got Forensic Files obsession, but not good with computers
Moments:
  • Tony criticized the white privilege joke as not landing because Adam doesn't appear white
6

David Lucas

Regular

Set: Extended set about Noah's Ark and animals, roasting panel and Tim Dylan extensively about appearance, weight, and various comparisons. Heavy physical roasting.

Interview: Extensive roasting of Tony, Tim Dylan, and the panel. David made jokes about Tony's appearance, Tim Dylan's looks, and overall persona. Tim seemed engaged and took jokes well.

Bits:
  • Noah took two roaches on the Ark, questioning how he managed all the animals
  • Tim Dylan looks like Louie Anderson made into a s'more, chocolate-covered marshmallow
Moments:
  • Extended roasting exchange lasting approximately 10 minutes between David Lucas and Tony/panel
  • Roasted Tony about his fingernails and childhood
7

Avery

Set: Set about humanity not making it as a species, statistics showing good times, Gen Z rap being depressing, confidence in hip-hop like 50 Cent.

Interview: Avery, 29, from San Francisco doing comedy for 7 years. Creates content for a brand (clothing company). Dating girlfriend for 8 years. Tech sales background. Struggled with interview questions about actual interesting facts.

Bits:
  • Humanity won't make it, statistics say best time to be alive but we're still depressed
  • Gen Z rap is all about depression and Xanax unlike confident 50 Cent 'Get Rich or Die'
Moments:
  • Interview went poorly, Avery gave minimal answers, Tony and panel criticized him for being uninteresting
  • Avery admitted to having done nothing good in his life
8

Manolo

Set: First-time set about cousin Maria being pregnant with twins at 15, girlfriend queefing loudly and freezing, apologizing to nearby Black man.

Interview: Manolo, 35, first time ever doing stand-up. Works as a ChatterBait content creator (masturbates on camera for tips). Makes $700/week, once made $150 for one night. Got into it through Polish girlfriend.

Bits:
  • Cousin Maria pregnant with twins at 15, jokes about finally two kids from same father
  • Girlfriend queefs loudly, freezes embarrassed, he apologizes to Black guy nearby
Moments:
  • Revealed he is a ChatterBait content creator (male camming/masturbation performer)
  • Made $700 per week from masturbating on camera, primarily putting lotion on his face
9

Michael Lehrer

Set: Set about recently diagnosed with Lou Gehrig's disease (ALS), muscle cramps, dating difficulties, life being a nightmare, physical comedy despite condition.

Interview: Michael has Lou Gehrig's disease (ALS), came up in improv in Chicago for 20+ years. Son is 21 and moved to LA with him. Eats two meals a day, drinks coffee, smokes. Wears two watches to celebrate success.

Bits:
  • Has ALS/Lou Gehrig's disease, jokes about muscle cramps and medical situation
  • Dating is hard, girlfriend could leave him in the desert while he melts
Moments:
  • Stone-cold delivery of jokes about melting and ALS despite serious condition
  • Tony praised him as one of funniest on show, looking forward to episode 500 ice bucket challenge joke
  • Revealed he secretly a superhero named Manuel who can operate machines by reading manuals
10

Luke Sabes

Set: Set about turning 45 in 2007 (12 years ago), quitting drinking then resuming, friend confronting about drinking problem (solution joke), police sobriety test, played guitar for closer.

Interview: Luke is 45, from New York now in LA. Made a film called 'Missing Child' available on Amazon (poor reviews cited). Plays rock music on guitar. Recently wrote film and working on more writing.

Bits:
  • Turned 45 in November 2007 (12 years ago), quit drinking then resumed drinking
  • Friend says he has drinking problem, says he has drinking solution (one part vodka two parts)
Moments:
  • Poor Amazon reviews of his film 'Missing Child' read aloud by Tony, including one-star reviews about poor writing and audio sync
  • Played 'Get Back' by Beatles on guitar to end set