Kill Tony #438 — Tim Dillon
Guests: Tim Dillon
Lineup
Set: Self-deprecating set about bad first impressions, rinsing mouth with raid instead of mouthwash, nasal hygiene, and getting circumcised at 17 for a Jewish girl.
Interview: Edward discussed his work status, retirement fund from parents, recent breakup, and circumcision story. He's 36, from Oakland, and revealed the circumcision was all for naught.
- Rinsing mouth with raid to prevent spiders from crawling in during sleep
- Got circumcised at 17 because of crush on Jewish girl
- Revealed he wrote a letter to parents about circumcision instead of asking face-to-face
Set: Short set about wanting wife swap and wanting an adult woman to handle his life responsibilities, with minimal material.
Interview: Jack is 24, first time doing stand-up, freelance graphic designer and filmmaker from Boston living in Burbank for 2 years. He did competitive gymnastics and performed a handstand for the crowd.
- Wants to be on wife swap but as the wife to have someone else handle his life
- Performed gymnastics/handstand on stage after being asked if he had any impressive skills
Set: 20-year Howard Stern Show wack packer performing jokes about doctors, cancer/Alzheimer's, Alexa, security guard work, and English language skills.
Interview: Been a wack packer for 20+ years, started stand-up in 1993, met Howard at book signing in Westwood. Speech impediment resulted from car accident at age 4. Works as security guard, lives in Orange County.
- Doctor says he has cancer and Alzheimer's, he jokes he doesn't have cancer
- Security guard jokes about robbers, says he'll do to them what he does to English language
- Revealed he met Howard Stern in 1996 at a book signing and kept calling the show
- Tony offered automatic 60 seconds at La Jolla shows if Speech Impediment Man can make it there
Set: Set about China trip, toxic shock syndrome, jail, bullies, parents surprising him with Betty Ford trip. Parents (Larry and Frances) came on stage mid-set.
Interview: Parents Larry and Frances surprised him with Betty Ford trip. Discussed family dynamics, his appearance, laziness, high cholesterol. Parents revealed William doing ribbon dance in high school talent show.
- Had toxic shock syndrome and sock in vagina while in jail in China
- Parents giving him all-expenses-paid trip to Betty Ford Clinic Resort and Casino
- Parents came on stage during interview, father revealed William did ribbon dance in high school talent show
- Father Larry killed harder than the comedians, received applause
- Mother discusses giving William multiple enemas as a child for the flu
Set: Second appearance. Set about mother being stripper, father murdered when he was 7, Forensic Files obsession, white privilege joke, seven siblings with multiple fathers.
Interview: Mother had him at 15, father was gang leader/pimp murdered when Adam was 7. Works as bellman at Dream Hotel. Has 7 siblings with multiple fathers. In 3.5-year relationship.
- Mother was stripper, can't listen to Juicy J because it reminds him of her
- Father murdered when he was 7, got Forensic Files obsession, but not good with computers
- Tony criticized the white privilege joke as not landing because Adam doesn't appear white
Set: Extended set about Noah's Ark and animals, roasting panel and Tim Dylan extensively about appearance, weight, and various comparisons. Heavy physical roasting.
Interview: Extensive roasting of Tony, Tim Dylan, and the panel. David made jokes about Tony's appearance, Tim Dylan's looks, and overall persona. Tim seemed engaged and took jokes well.
- Noah took two roaches on the Ark, questioning how he managed all the animals
- Tim Dylan looks like Louie Anderson made into a s'more, chocolate-covered marshmallow
- Extended roasting exchange lasting approximately 10 minutes between David Lucas and Tony/panel
- Roasted Tony about his fingernails and childhood
Avery
Set: Set about humanity not making it as a species, statistics showing good times, Gen Z rap being depressing, confidence in hip-hop like 50 Cent.
Interview: Avery, 29, from San Francisco doing comedy for 7 years. Creates content for a brand (clothing company). Dating girlfriend for 8 years. Tech sales background. Struggled with interview questions about actual interesting facts.
- Humanity won't make it, statistics say best time to be alive but we're still depressed
- Gen Z rap is all about depression and Xanax unlike confident 50 Cent 'Get Rich or Die'
- Interview went poorly, Avery gave minimal answers, Tony and panel criticized him for being uninteresting
- Avery admitted to having done nothing good in his life
Manolo
Set: First-time set about cousin Maria being pregnant with twins at 15, girlfriend queefing loudly and freezing, apologizing to nearby Black man.
Interview: Manolo, 35, first time ever doing stand-up. Works as a ChatterBait content creator (masturbates on camera for tips). Makes $700/week, once made $150 for one night. Got into it through Polish girlfriend.
- Cousin Maria pregnant with twins at 15, jokes about finally two kids from same father
- Girlfriend queefs loudly, freezes embarrassed, he apologizes to Black guy nearby
- Revealed he is a ChatterBait content creator (male camming/masturbation performer)
- Made $700 per week from masturbating on camera, primarily putting lotion on his face
Set: Set about recently diagnosed with Lou Gehrig's disease (ALS), muscle cramps, dating difficulties, life being a nightmare, physical comedy despite condition.
Interview: Michael has Lou Gehrig's disease (ALS), came up in improv in Chicago for 20+ years. Son is 21 and moved to LA with him. Eats two meals a day, drinks coffee, smokes. Wears two watches to celebrate success.
- Has ALS/Lou Gehrig's disease, jokes about muscle cramps and medical situation
- Dating is hard, girlfriend could leave him in the desert while he melts
- Stone-cold delivery of jokes about melting and ALS despite serious condition
- Tony praised him as one of funniest on show, looking forward to episode 500 ice bucket challenge joke
- Revealed he secretly a superhero named Manuel who can operate machines by reading manuals
Luke Sabes
Set: Set about turning 45 in 2007 (12 years ago), quitting drinking then resuming, friend confronting about drinking problem (solution joke), police sobriety test, played guitar for closer.
Interview: Luke is 45, from New York now in LA. Made a film called 'Missing Child' available on Amazon (poor reviews cited). Plays rock music on guitar. Recently wrote film and working on more writing.
- Turned 45 in November 2007 (12 years ago), quit drinking then resumed drinking
- Friend says he has drinking problem, says he has drinking solution (one part vodka two parts)
- Poor Amazon reviews of his film 'Missing Child' read aloud by Tony, including one-star reviews about poor writing and audio sync
- Played 'Get Back' by Beatles on guitar to end set