Kill Tony #442
Lineup
Set: Tyler jokes about his racist grandmother, white-trash father with eight kids, and inheritance of weird loves like Slim Jims. Self-deprecating set about family dysfunction.
Interview: Tyler moved from Boston to California to escape a relationship, works in accounting/office management, is a Dolphins fan, comes from an alcoholic family, has done hallucinogens, and once witnessed a woman die on a Greyhound bus.
- can't teach old dog not to say N-word in CVS instead of hate crimes
- white-trash dad knocked up women like NFL player, financial stability of former NFL player
- Tony makes fun of Tyler's boring personality calling him 'as flavorful as a glass of spring water'
- Tyler mentions witnessing a woman die on Greyhound bus
Set: John opens with a joke about vibrators at Walmart checkout, Fox News parents, and a Bruce Jenner X-Men joke, ends with jaw rule voting joke.
Interview: John is half-Panamanian half-white from Indiana, works in biotech, ring announcer for Fist Combat wrestling, has had drunk blackout sex, visited TJ brothels, and paid for sex.
- girlfriend has three vibrators, makes Walmart checkout awkward
- parents watch Fox News so much they thought X-Men was Bruce Jenner documentary
- voting for rapper Ja Rule because he'll say abortion is murder 'hala hala'
- Tony roasts John's appearance as fattest Native American he's seen
- John admits to paying $200 for all-day TJ brothel pass and having 3.5 sessions
Set: Nathan jokes about ex-girlfriend using his Netflix account, her bad hippie name, preference for girls with guys' names, and trying to pursue a girl named Robert.
Interview: Nathan just shaved his head for first time, is going bald, works at medical device company with glucose monitors, played football as strong safety, wants to create a touring dating show.
- ex uses Netflix account, leaves blinds open, gets left on read by tree
- ex has dumb hippie name like Seoia, prefers girls named Blake or Andy
- Entire interview roasts Nathan's misshapen lumpy head repeatedly, comparing to Golem and Bill Cosby
- Tony notes Nathan looks like he dips on way out of bars due to head dip
Set: Andrew's first standup covers loneliness, ordering two Postmates meals to appear not alone, awkward IKEA moving, balding, and uncomfortable barber mirror moments.
Interview: Andrew is 29, first-time comic from Allentown Pennsylvania, UI designer for self-driving car startup Comma.ai using one camera, used to wrestle, plays drums since childhood.
- orders two Postmates meals to seem like he's not alone
- IKEA boxes hard to carry awkwardly to car, balding makes it worse
- barber shows you back of head in mirror, what do they expect you to say
- Andrew brought his own drum kit for Mexican Drum Off against Joel Jimenez
- Historic first time Joel competes on someone else's drum set; Joel wins despite Andrew's equipment advantage
Set: Speech Impediment Man (Howard Stern whack packer, 20+ years) jokes about pulled over by cop, Alexa calling 911, porn viruses, trainer asking him to use ATM machine to lose weight.
Interview: Speech Impediment Man doing standup since 1996, works as security guard at bank, formerly janitor at school district, from Orange County currently, married 3 years ago, moved between NY/TN/Dallas.
- cop pulls him over says he's had too much, responds about cop eating donuts
- Alexa keeps calling 911, thinks he's having a stroke
- trainer says to use ATM machine to lose weight, jokes about getting money for girls
- Speech Impediment Man gets bachelorette party Patricia to expose her breasts on stage
- Patricia has unusually large genitalia visible through underwear
Set: Cameron jokes about girl with bad tattoos and low self-esteem, Band New tattoo girl who denies rape allegations, implies he would have assaulted her regardless of her consent.
Interview: Cameron 32, half-Mexican half-Italian, works in law firm case management, makes music with drums and bass, abusive estranged father, wrote set last weekend.
- girl had Band New tattoo, singer was rapist, girl denies rape allegations
- girl conservative so didn't care about rape, meant he would assault her anyway
- Cameron makes rape joke about assaulting girl regardless of consent
- Cameron attempts to rap with band, bails and compares self to father
Set: Karlton's first standup: jokes about Carlton name confusions, seventh birthday when teacher touched him/became sad, Challenger explosion making fireworks, teachers vs astronauts.
Interview: Karlton 41, first-timer from inventory control at pharmaceutical company 15 years, attends concerts (Caravan Palace), has friends-with-benefits relationship 4-5 months, likes UFC/baseball/basketball.
- name Carlton causes confusion with Fresh Prince, can't do the dance
- seventh birthday 1986, teacher touched him, became sad, Challenger explosion
- Crowd does jumping jacks bit with Karlton and Red Band shirtless
Set: Raul jokes about fat people, Uber driver recklessness, uncertainty about multiple voices vs impressive impressions, performs Billy Idol Rebel Yell karaoke.
Interview: Raul from Chula Vista 6 years standup, does freelance video production and caretakes quadriplegic friend/comic for 2 years, does sketches/podcast/karaoke, friend became quad 15 years ago from car hit.
- fat people joke opener, half audience thinks he knows, doesn't care
- Uber driver blows stop sign yells 'no cop no stop' like joyriding
- Raul performs full Billy Idol Rebel Yell karaoke with band
Set: Michael (regular, ALS) jokes about bus ramp delays, disability rights but limits, doctors wasting medical school money, grandmas with Google diagnosing him.
Interview: Michael first time in La Jolla, did both shows tonight, has intense crowd moments, six people try ripping his shirt off unsuccessfully.
- bus transforms into ramp, delays everyone's day by 30 minutes
- doctors waste med school on condition grandmas Google can diagnose
- Five people attempt to rip Michael's Target shirt off; shirt withstands all attempts
- Michael gets sponsor mention for Target shirt durability
Set: Katie jokes about sister differences (Irish poor vs Italian rich), different dads, love languages test showing 'disabled', dating wheelchair guys for rides, compromised with Jersey guy.
Interview: Katie year and half standup, from Long Island NY lived upstate, in San Diego 8 years after Marine boyfriend from Sleepaway Camp, freelance artist/painter/photographer/graphic designer.
- sister Irish poor genes, Katie Italian rich genes (bitch), different dads
- love language test says disabled, dated wheelchair guys for free rides
- Katie identifies as girlfriend of Tyler Brandt from earlier show
Clint Bashir
Set: Clint jokes about girls taking his hat without asking and dancing, doesn't want them taking his weave, has multiple voices or impressive impressions, wondering which.
Interview: Clint couple years standup, born Kansas raised Vermont, spent years Pittsburgh, lives San Diego University Heights with Brandon Potter, carpenter used to build treehouses, also high-dive announcer.
- girls cute taking hat, dancing around bar, but he's trying to be cute too
- wouldn't take girl's weave and prance bar whipping hair back and forth
- can't tell if multiple voices in head or one really good at impressions
- Clint announces high-dive from bachelorette Becca as mock dive announcer bit
- Clint saw Channing Tatum's genitals during film shoot wardrobe change