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Kill Tony #442

📅 March 8, 2020 📍 La Jolla, CA 🎤 11 comedians

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Lineup

1

Tyler Brandt

Set: Tyler jokes about his racist grandmother, white-trash father with eight kids, and inheritance of weird loves like Slim Jims. Self-deprecating set about family dysfunction.

Interview: Tyler moved from Boston to California to escape a relationship, works in accounting/office management, is a Dolphins fan, comes from an alcoholic family, has done hallucinogens, and once witnessed a woman die on a Greyhound bus.

Bits:
  • can't teach old dog not to say N-word in CVS instead of hate crimes
  • white-trash dad knocked up women like NFL player, financial stability of former NFL player
Moments:
  • Tony makes fun of Tyler's boring personality calling him 'as flavorful as a glass of spring water'
  • Tyler mentions witnessing a woman die on Greyhound bus
2

John Atkins

Set: John opens with a joke about vibrators at Walmart checkout, Fox News parents, and a Bruce Jenner X-Men joke, ends with jaw rule voting joke.

Interview: John is half-Panamanian half-white from Indiana, works in biotech, ring announcer for Fist Combat wrestling, has had drunk blackout sex, visited TJ brothels, and paid for sex.

Bits:
  • girlfriend has three vibrators, makes Walmart checkout awkward
  • parents watch Fox News so much they thought X-Men was Bruce Jenner documentary
  • voting for rapper Ja Rule because he'll say abortion is murder 'hala hala'
Moments:
  • Tony roasts John's appearance as fattest Native American he's seen
  • John admits to paying $200 for all-day TJ brothel pass and having 3.5 sessions
3

Nathan Driver

Set: Nathan jokes about ex-girlfriend using his Netflix account, her bad hippie name, preference for girls with guys' names, and trying to pursue a girl named Robert.

Interview: Nathan just shaved his head for first time, is going bald, works at medical device company with glucose monitors, played football as strong safety, wants to create a touring dating show.

Bits:
  • ex uses Netflix account, leaves blinds open, gets left on read by tree
  • ex has dumb hippie name like Seoia, prefers girls named Blake or Andy
Moments:
  • Entire interview roasts Nathan's misshapen lumpy head repeatedly, comparing to Golem and Bill Cosby
  • Tony notes Nathan looks like he dips on way out of bars due to head dip
4

Andrew Valish

Set: Andrew's first standup covers loneliness, ordering two Postmates meals to appear not alone, awkward IKEA moving, balding, and uncomfortable barber mirror moments.

Interview: Andrew is 29, first-time comic from Allentown Pennsylvania, UI designer for self-driving car startup Comma.ai using one camera, used to wrestle, plays drums since childhood.

Bits:
  • orders two Postmates meals to seem like he's not alone
  • IKEA boxes hard to carry awkwardly to car, balding makes it worse
  • barber shows you back of head in mirror, what do they expect you to say
Moments:
  • Andrew brought his own drum kit for Mexican Drum Off against Joel Jimenez
  • Historic first time Joel competes on someone else's drum set; Joel wins despite Andrew's equipment advantage

Set: Speech Impediment Man (Howard Stern whack packer, 20+ years) jokes about pulled over by cop, Alexa calling 911, porn viruses, trainer asking him to use ATM machine to lose weight.

Interview: Speech Impediment Man doing standup since 1996, works as security guard at bank, formerly janitor at school district, from Orange County currently, married 3 years ago, moved between NY/TN/Dallas.

Bits:
  • cop pulls him over says he's had too much, responds about cop eating donuts
  • Alexa keeps calling 911, thinks he's having a stroke
  • trainer says to use ATM machine to lose weight, jokes about getting money for girls
Moments:
  • Speech Impediment Man gets bachelorette party Patricia to expose her breasts on stage
  • Patricia has unusually large genitalia visible through underwear
6

Cameron Finn

Set: Cameron jokes about girl with bad tattoos and low self-esteem, Band New tattoo girl who denies rape allegations, implies he would have assaulted her regardless of her consent.

Interview: Cameron 32, half-Mexican half-Italian, works in law firm case management, makes music with drums and bass, abusive estranged father, wrote set last weekend.

Bits:
  • girl had Band New tattoo, singer was rapist, girl denies rape allegations
  • girl conservative so didn't care about rape, meant he would assault her anyway
Moments:
  • Cameron makes rape joke about assaulting girl regardless of consent
  • Cameron attempts to rap with band, bails and compares self to father
7

Karlton Hedenz

Set: Karlton's first standup: jokes about Carlton name confusions, seventh birthday when teacher touched him/became sad, Challenger explosion making fireworks, teachers vs astronauts.

Interview: Karlton 41, first-timer from inventory control at pharmaceutical company 15 years, attends concerts (Caravan Palace), has friends-with-benefits relationship 4-5 months, likes UFC/baseball/basketball.

Bits:
  • name Carlton causes confusion with Fresh Prince, can't do the dance
  • seventh birthday 1986, teacher touched him, became sad, Challenger explosion
Moments:
  • Crowd does jumping jacks bit with Karlton and Red Band shirtless
8

Raul Zambrano

Set: Raul jokes about fat people, Uber driver recklessness, uncertainty about multiple voices vs impressive impressions, performs Billy Idol Rebel Yell karaoke.

Interview: Raul from Chula Vista 6 years standup, does freelance video production and caretakes quadriplegic friend/comic for 2 years, does sketches/podcast/karaoke, friend became quad 15 years ago from car hit.

Bits:
  • fat people joke opener, half audience thinks he knows, doesn't care
  • Uber driver blows stop sign yells 'no cop no stop' like joyriding
Moments:
  • Raul performs full Billy Idol Rebel Yell karaoke with band
9

Michael Lehrer

Set: Michael (regular, ALS) jokes about bus ramp delays, disability rights but limits, doctors wasting medical school money, grandmas with Google diagnosing him.

Interview: Michael first time in La Jolla, did both shows tonight, has intense crowd moments, six people try ripping his shirt off unsuccessfully.

Bits:
  • bus transforms into ramp, delays everyone's day by 30 minutes
  • doctors waste med school on condition grandmas Google can diagnose
Moments:
  • Five people attempt to rip Michael's Target shirt off; shirt withstands all attempts
  • Michael gets sponsor mention for Target shirt durability
10

Katie Orchard

Set: Katie jokes about sister differences (Irish poor vs Italian rich), different dads, love languages test showing 'disabled', dating wheelchair guys for rides, compromised with Jersey guy.

Interview: Katie year and half standup, from Long Island NY lived upstate, in San Diego 8 years after Marine boyfriend from Sleepaway Camp, freelance artist/painter/photographer/graphic designer.

Bits:
  • sister Irish poor genes, Katie Italian rich genes (bitch), different dads
  • love language test says disabled, dated wheelchair guys for free rides
Moments:
  • Katie identifies as girlfriend of Tyler Brandt from earlier show
11

Clint Bashir

Set: Clint jokes about girls taking his hat without asking and dancing, doesn't want them taking his weave, has multiple voices or impressive impressions, wondering which.

Interview: Clint couple years standup, born Kansas raised Vermont, spent years Pittsburgh, lives San Diego University Heights with Brandon Potter, carpenter used to build treehouses, also high-dive announcer.

Bits:
  • girls cute taking hat, dancing around bar, but he's trying to be cute too
  • wouldn't take girl's weave and prance bar whipping hair back and forth
  • can't tell if multiple voices in head or one really good at impressions
Moments:
  • Clint announces high-dive from bachelorette Becca as mock dive announcer bit
  • Clint saw Channing Tatum's genitals during film shoot wardrobe change