Kill Tony #341
Lineup
Set: Jovani discussed growing up in LA/San Diego, living in Tijuana without speaking Spanish, and pretending to be deaf to avoid conversations.
Interview: Tony asked if Jovani knew the show, discussed his welding job, retail background, and personal life; Jovani remained positive despite roasting.
- Pretended to be deaf in Tijuana to avoid Spanish conversations.
- Tony complimented Giovani's positive attitude despite not knowing what the show was.
Set: Ron did edgy material about his father's fishing advice, visiting Legoland as a 37-year-old, and a controversial joke about molesting a child.
Interview: Tony discussed Ron's work at Comedy Store La Jolla, his study in meeting/event management at SDSU, 10-year marriage, and lack of wedding ring.
- Father's fishing advice about teaching a man to fish.
- Brought a child to Legoland as parting gift joke.
- Ron revealed he doesn't wear wedding ring because he gets hit on less without it.
- Crowd applauded Ron's set heavily despite dark material.
Set: Colton joked about getting into a relationship, becoming a stepfather to a 5-year-old, working with children, and planning a pop-up book about sexual acts.
Interview: Tony roasted Colton's physique mismatch (muscular body/nerdy head), discussed his work with special needs kids, wrestling fandom, and his gym dedication.
- Became stepfather to Mexican girlfriend's 5-year-old son.
- Planning pop-up book called 'The Things You'll Do for [ __ ]'.
- Tony made genius joke connecting 'smart bells' and 'dumbbell' after Colton mentioned 'smart bells'.
Set: Alberto joked about immigrant parents, deporting Mexicans, his mother's mustache, becoming more Mexican with age, and hot sauce on everything including women.
Interview: Alberto discussed his background in speech and debate, substitute teaching from kindergarten to high school, and funny interactions with students.
- Parents hired Mexican cleaning lady; made it American dream.
- Mother has thicker mustache than father.
- Alberto did full Mexican hat dance on stage, causing crowd eruption.
- Tony praised Alberto's spirit and energy despite his weight.
Set: Derek's first-time stand-up set focused on his mustache, reclaimed barn door hardware, working with palette, and commentary on dating and relationships.
Interview: Tony discussed Derek's first time, software sales job, fashion choices (man-bun, scarf, cowboy boots), relationship history, and breakup due to lack of control.
- Mustache says he works with reclaimed barn door hardware.
- Mustache signals he'll talk to girlfriend when boyfriend not looking.
- First-timer with exceptional set praised by panel.
- Tony complimented Derek's natural charisma and stage presence.
Tim Hill
Set: Tim did material about TGI Friday's marijuana policy, self-deprecating humor, pooping jokes, and his girlfriend who seems to hate his mother.
Interview: Tony discussed Tim's 3-year comedy career, marijuana work, CBD preferences, thin frame, 9-inch penis, 4'6" girlfriend of 5 years, and illegally dating her starting age 16/17.
- TGI Friday's sign about marijuana customers gets roasted.
- Self-deprecating humor about pooping and personal flaws.
- Tony and panel discovered Tim was dating girlfriend since age 16 when she was 15, framing him as predator.
- Tim revealed he can almost suck his own dick.
AC Smith
Set: AC did dark material about hating women, a bank teller interaction, and personal frustrations with dating.
Interview: Tony discussed AC's civil engineer job in Las Vegas, passion for drumming in teens/twenties, request to go second in show, and offering drum solo performance.
- Approached woman at bank; she had ring to keep losers away.
- Bank teller rejection because she has access to his account.
- AC performed drum solo during set with Stacey from band as 'bass drum'.
- Crowd gave standing ovation to drum solo despite rough performance.
Set: William's first La Jolla set included jokes about being trapped in porta-potty, having diverticulitis, flight simulator pilot confusion, and Lexus sales work.
Interview: Tony discussed William's past trauma (roofied, garbage can, frostbite), his bizarre attire (golf hat, backpack, flip-flops, bathing suit), blindness near ocean, and ephedrine/YooHoo beverage.
- Trapped in porta-potty for 45 minutes while having diverticulitis.
- Don't mistake him for pilot; only operates flight simulator.
- William revealed bizarre medical condition: goes blind near ocean 100 feet away.
- Return guest from previous Monday episode at La Jolla.
Set: Ricky did NFL-themed material with anti-Patriots poem, fantasy football commentary, and gambling/football cultural criticism.
Interview: Tony discussed Ricky's Boston background, heckler status earlier in show, day-drinking habits, Frank Sinatra quote, and admission he wasn't the one heckling.
- All you Pat haters make me sick poem about NFL.
- NFL is about fantasy gambling and beating wives.
- Ricky was heckler from earlier in show; Tony called him out immediately.
Set: Lauren discussed being Game of Thrones fan, having anal sex for first time, calling father to brag, unsuccessful female recipients of anal, and drunken experience.
Interview: Tony questioned Lauren about anal experience 48 hours/1 year ago, man leaving after sex, drinks consumed, work as real estate agent, and large butt hole.
- Had anal for first time; called dad to tell him about it.
- Anal sex never successful for women; pain too distracting.
- Lauren extremely confused/rambling about timeline (says 48 hours then says 1 year).
- Red Band made fart noise during Lauren's butt discussion.