Kill Tony #413

Set: Ethan jokes about looking like Ellen DeGeneres, getting mistaken for a woman at DCA airport, and the benefits of short hair with gay men and lesbians buying him drinks.

Interview: Third-time comedian, 23, works in international democracy development NGO in Latin America, from LA, enjoys rock climbing and hiking. Opened up about father gambling away money and fleeing to Canada, and briefly mentioned being open to pegging.

Set: Monford jokes about feeding his sleeping girlfriend Reese's Pieces to make her fat and undesirable, and about people holding doors open when he's too far away.

Interview: Four months in standup after a breakup. Disabled with schizophrenia, on disability, did audio transcription. Had schizophrenic delusion of having children, got vasectomy at 21 based on that delusion. Spent 30 days in psychiatric hospital receiving ECT treatment.

Set: Travis jokes about a friend finding his 10-year-old son watching porn, contrasting with having to find porn in Blockbuster horror section as a kid, and references dead women in horror movies.

Interview: 10 years standup, from Virginia Beach/Norfolk area, previously Phoenix. Civilian contractor with Navy, now underground utility contractor. Fan who attended Kill Tony in Philly, drove with friends Vicky and Keller. Discussed almost getting arrested for attempted rape, friend's suicide, lives with parents at 35.

Set: JP jokes about masturbating until getting rug burn, dressing better without improving his prospects, culinary school, weed as secret ingredient, and looking like Hey Arthur mixed with Saddam Hussein.

Interview: Fourth time on stage, mixed ethnicity (Native American, Cuban, Puerto Rican, African-American, French), works in insurance selling company websites, coached judo, plays D&D, does orbiting. Audience heavily booed and disliked him throughout interview.

Set: Nick jokes about rolling out of his sister's bed, holding his mom's purse at orgies, nearly witnessing others having sex in dark room where the other man sounded better.

Interview: Two years standup on Eastern Shore in Salisbury, works at Aldi grocery store, JV offensive line football coach with 7-2 team record, drinks 5-6 bottles water daily, looks like Nazi/Edward Norton, Giants fan from Long Island family.

Set: Adam jokes about dogs as guilt-free punching bags, wondering if male dog's red thing tastes salty, found wife's sex toys under 16-year-old's bed, all smelled like semen.

Interview: First-time standup, age 36, truck driver for 4 years, muscular from power steering, divorced after 12 years on-and-off relationship, wife cheated, had old pitbull that died of old age at 16, enjoys hunting and fishing, honks at hand signals from other drivers.

Set: Pablo jokes about DC being political, people criticizing Trump while supporting Russian hockey player Ovechkin, then mentions helplessly watching a friend get molested.

Interview: First-time standup, leasing agent selling luxury apartments, grew up dirt poor in Argentina, in US 20 years, age 27, girlfriend is half-Chinese half-Vietnamese met at mall, stretches daily, been sober since New Year after drinking too much, took caffeine pills before set.

Set: Victoria jokes about free the nipple movement, her breasts being only asset, Thanksgiving bringing wrong spray bottle to grandma who became colorblind, and gap between her teeth enhancing oral sex.

Interview: Third-time standup from North Carolina about a month in, works quality control at farmers market, single, subreddit mod making Kill Tony sports cards, ex-boyfriend was truck driver, 8-year abusive relationship, minimal sex once a week, pierced nipples with bottle-cap areolas.

Set: Martin does second minute of show, jokes about acting drunk on stage, troubled history with women since second grade, teacher gun program concerns.

Interview: Repeat guest from first DC show, substitute teacher with muscular dystrophy, has done 7-8 years standup, performed in Lazy Boy furniture store, does 5Ks despite disability earning medals, has cat named Popcorn.

Set: Justin does impressionist jokes about Australian pigs, Pisces zodiac references to time (12 noon vs 12 midnight), plays on show format with kitten and bear references.

Interview: Multi-talented juggler/magician from NYC, wife/assistant Joyce, has circus show, appeared at Gramercy Theater NYC and multiple Kill Tony tours, keeps Kill Tony pin in car, does hat tricks live.

Set: Brittney jokes about mother being crack addict and prostitute, still watches her kids, caught doing bumps, recalled memory of mother's friend calling her whore and mother's proud retort, she gets paid in validation.

Interview: First-time standup, school bus company employee, mother was prostitute/crack addict, separated from baby daddy but married to someone else, friend is shirtless attractive guy, mom doesn't ask/tell current work status, drinks Natty Light and other beers.