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Kill Tony #436 — Dan Soder, Dom Irrera

📅 February 17, 2020 📍 Los Angeles, CA Comedy Store Main Room 🎤 9 comedians ⭐ 2 regulars

Guests: Dan Soder · Dom Irrera

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Lineup

1

Dvora Kasdan

Set: Jewish accountant jokes about her identity and food addiction. Describes quitting smoking by buying cold turkey and mayonnaise.

Interview: Discussed her background in San Francisco and Los Angeles, her Dyke March attendance, and her role in accounts payable. Later participated in the first-ever Kill Tony dance-off with Teague Dooley Panco.

Bits:
  • Jewish enough that even trying not to be, hired as accountant without study
  • Quitting food by buying cold turkey layered with mayonnaise
Moments:
  • Participated in first-ever Kill Tony dance-off
2

Jim Felix

Set: First-time comedian heavily intoxicated (started drinking at 3 PM). Jokes about teeth whitening stopping at yellow, buying weed from someone claiming to be a dentist.

Interview: Admitted to being very drunk, started drinking at 3 PM due to nervousness about his first show. Discussed his background as a web developer considering comedy as a road-compatible career.

Bits:
  • Dentist stopped teeth whitening at yellow to avoid killing him
  • Bought weed from someone for 5 years without seeing diploma
Moments:
  • Heavily intoxicated first-time performer, broke down during set
  • Tony suggested he do another set without drinking
3

Soccer Mom

Set: Returning performer describes making the audience uncomfortable by pleasuring herself on stage. Makes provocative jokes about free-balling and aggressively cleaning her glasses.

Interview: Discussed her attendance at Bay Area Black Comedy competition, her 35-year marriage to an engineer in Minnesota (long-distance relationship), and hobbies including tennis, yoga, and audiobooks.

Bits:
  • Making audience uncomfortable by pleasuring herself on stage like Louis CK
  • Cleaning glasses aggressively while free-balling in sweatpants at gym
Moments:
  • Second appearance on show, discussed previous episode appearance
4

William Montgomery

Regular

Set: Long-standing controversial regular. Opens with shock jokes about throwing Reg off a balcony, HIV/germaphobia, Kobe Bryant helicopter prediction. Reveals he has marks/bites from girlfriend and later admits punching her.

Interview: Discussed his relationship drama with girlfriend who stabbed him with keys and threatened to jump. Tony called the phone; girlfriend was on the line. Revealed he punched her in face, has hammer toe, is addicted to fireworks. Band played La Bamba.

Bits:
  • Germaphobe since getting HIV, Kobe helicopter prediction references
  • Girlfriend stabbed him with keys, threatened to jump off third story
Moments:
  • Tony called girlfriend live during interview, she answered
  • Band played La Bamba while discussing relationship drama
  • Shows visible bite/key marks from domestic violence incident
5

Tommy Haralang

Set: 5-year comic from NYC/Poughkeepsie. Jokes about quitting smoking, running while high, and smoking weed to lower sperm count. Self-deprecating about appearance.

Interview: 29-year-old plumber from NYC living in LA for 3 months. Works with sprinkler systems. Single, no girlfriend, collects vinyl including Eminem and Tech N9ne. Tony facilitated first LA kiss with two audience members (Laura and Carly).

Bits:
  • Quit smoking, ran 45 minutes stoned in straight line 4 miles away
  • Smokes weed daily to lower sperm count as birth control
Moments:
  • First-ever Kill Tony on-stage kiss facilitated with audience members
  • Two audience members (Laura and Carly) kissed him on stage
6

David Lucas

Regular

Set: Regular assassin. Jokes about bad knees preventing doggy style, inability to do missionary, and his physical appearance. Heavy on self-deprecating and physical humor.

Interview: Discussed recent road dates in Toronto, Hamilton, and New York. Claims LA comics better than NY comics. Revealed preference for window seat, buys drinks for plane row, avoids New York winter. Traveled with Steve Trevino and Keith Carey.

Bits:
  • Bad knees prevent doggy style, can only do 3-5 pushups
  • 300-pound guy hovering during missionary poses sweat danger
Moments:
  • Roasted Dan Soder and Dom Irrera, controversial racial language
7

John Conroy

Set: 13-year veteran from DC, now relocating to LA. Opens with bit about autistic Sesame Street muppet and vaccination joke. Discusses being a Bernie bro while also a raw-dogging bro.

Interview: Moving to LA in May, currently on probation (has DUI from 0.13 BAC at 1 PM after relapse). 6 hours in jail, single. Recently had late night with Don Barris. Works in post mates/gig work.

Bits:
  • Sesame Street autistic muppet wasn't getting vaccinated, Count not autistic
  • Bernie bro raw-dogging girls but voting for universal healthcare
Moments:
  • Revealed DUI arrest at 1 PM with 0.13 BAC after overnight relapse
8

Michael Lehrer

Set: 11-week-old regular with ALS/Lou Gehrig's disease. Dark humor about disability, calling himself retarded, and mocking his condition. Recently diagnosed, doing comedy for 6 months. Second City/improv veteran.

Interview: Discussed road rage incident over handicapped parking spot with Armenian comedian. Revealed desire to hurt people, curb stomp reference. Discussed his rapid rise from Second City to stand-up.

Bits:
  • Devil slowed his speech, not sick; calls himself retardant
  • ALS is mostly friends and family suffering while he watches
Moments:
  • Revealed handicapped parking lot road rage incident
  • Discussed wanting to curb stomp people from his wheelchair
9

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