Kill Tony #454
Lineup
Set: Jokes about British colonization and naming places. References England conquering the world and finding Sri Lanka (Ceylon) with tea trees, comparing to calling Thailand 'underage pussy' or America 'fat fuck sorrows'.
Interview: English teacher living in Sicily with wife, teaches in China. Discussed buying house impulsively in Sicily, being stuck during quarantine, drinking wine, and playing metal guitar.
- England conquered world, called Sri Lanka Ceylon for tea trees; cultural naming jokes
- Panel discusses his abundance of hair and wig-like appearance
- Reveals wife wants to peg him and bought face massager for sexual purposes
Set: Dark jokes about women in kitchens, pickup lines about school shootings, and addressing people calling him Travis McMichael (Ahmad Arbery's murderer). References friend being shot during gas station window incident.
Interview: Discussed quarantining at girlfriend's grandparents' place in Rosita, being unemployed from storage facility job, girlfriend beats him during sex, and visits to Orange Julius stand at mall.
- Woman's place in kitchen is in oven; extremely dark offensive material
- Pickup line: 'What's your favorite school shooting?' dark topical humor
- Adderall inventor must have been on Adderall; one-liner structure
- References friend Warren being shot by police during gas station window shooting spree
- Tony jokes about him being on patio due to quarantining with elderly people
Set: Jokes about stopping therapy, daddy issues vs. disciplinary issues, girls calling boyfriends daddy, R. Kelly documentary timing, and having a crush on older white guy where she'd offer mints and quote Seinfeld.
Interview: Recently started comedy in January, just got laid off as greeter at restaurant in Los Altos, recently started dating a white guy met on Tinder, journals about her day and comedy bits.
- Stopped therapy because therapist focused on dad, 'bitch if I knew the nigga'
- Girls call boyfriends daddy but think her asking to use bathroom weird
- R. Kelly doc timing perfect, he needs money right now for legal fees
- Tony compliments her perfect white teeth, suggests trauma background
- Reveals she is dating white guy during quarantine, awkward panel reaction
Set: Bit about belt salesman where he mentions auto-erotic asphyxiation. Material about 'My Monster Spray' for kids and boogeyman. Jokes about wife throwing football like Drew Brees and uncertainty about her being transgender.
Interview: Currently traveling in RV across US with wife and 5-year-old after quitting Vegas pharmacy job in February. Discussed 16-year comedy career in Vegas and recent stops in Arizona and Denver before quarantine.
- Belt salesman for auto-erotic asphyxiation; try in upscale stores for reactions
- My Monster Spray protects kids from boogeyman; needs drunk uncle spray
- Wife throws perfect spiral like Drew Brees; thinks she's transgender
- Tony shares personal RV story from 2004, nearly died on Santa Monica Mountains
- Discussed how performing on show helped overcome severe social anxiety from pharmacy job
Interview: Super regular discussed doing outdoor parking lot comedy shows in Burbank with 8 cleaned microphones. Talked about encountering police officer who was supportive. Discussed losing weight goal of under 300 by summer, challenging Vin Diesel to boxing match at 275 lbs.
- David challenges Vin Diesel to boxing match when he reaches 275 lbs
- Discussed parking lot drive-in style comedy shows with cleaned microphones and car speakers
Dustin
Set: Entire bit about mannequins being lazy and standing around taking up space. Multiple callbacks to mannequins with different descriptions and punch lines about them being dummies.
Interview: From Birmingham, Alabama. Works in merch business with partner using mannequins. Also does videography and animation. Voted for Hillary Clinton in 2016. Discussed dating and living with roommates.
- Mannequins lazy, standing around taking up space, dress well but don't fit him
- Tony praises his set as one of his favorite quarantine sets of the entire episode series
- Revealed Steve-O was looking for mannequin in Birmingham on Instagram
Set: Story about new girlfriend and handcuffs in bedroom. When asked to say something sexy while putting them on, he recites the Miranda rights as a cop character, then calls her a slut.
Interview: It's his 22nd birthday. Met girlfriend on Bumble during COVID quarantine. Both were afraid of being catfish. Discussed various pornography genres and used ExpressVPN to research international content.
- Girlfriend asked for something sexy, he recites Miranda rights as cop character
- Record holder for most golden ticket winner appearances on Kill Tony
- Won golden ticket at age 20, cashed it in on his 21st birthday
- Performed birthday rap for the panel during interview
Interview: Discussed auditioning for TV roles and running lines with Tony. Referenced disabled mute crime fighter character called 'Doctor Silence Powers' and 'Mike's Mechanics Microphone Mechanics' audition. Talked about giving up porn over a year ago due to illness, now getting back into it.
- Panel repeatedly harassed about Red Band watching dog pornography during interview
- Referenced his extensive journals and video editing skills on YouTube
Manolo
- Booked deal to write a minute with real-life Mexican prostitute, scheduled for end of episode