Kill Tony #541 — Benji Aflalo
Guests: Benji Aflalo
Lineup
Set: Jokes about OJ Simpson, Brazilian jiu jitsu, and a cold bar encounter with a Chicago guy. Crude and honest observational humor.
Interview: Hans discusses getting hand jobs from the same woman in various locations including the Vulcan, using lubriderm, and graphic details about his sexual encounters.
- OJ Simpson widower needs help finding killer
- Brazilian jiu jitsu is normal jiu jitsu where you shave opponent's pubic hair
- Tony asks Hans about getting three hand jobs in one week
Ben Push
Set: Jokes about girlfriend's period cramps being as painful as heart attacks, abortion bans in Mississippi, and doing cocaine. First time on the show.
Interview: Ben reveals he's 23, from Little Rock Arkansas, been doing stand-up for 3.5 years, drives for Amazon, uses drugs, and has a girlfriend who's a yoga stripper.
- If girlfriend's period cramps equal heart attack pain, he'll do more cocaine
- Mississippi senator says state safest for unborn but pretty shitty if you do exist
- Ben admits to shoplifting game of thrones books and doing molly on new years
Set: Short set claiming to pull dick out for OnlyFans marketing, jokes about eating Oreos for complexion and becoming an asshole, and a joke about Japanese pilots.
Interview: Frank just started stand-up (10 times), came from San marcos, worked at Amazon warehouse, plays basketball and video games, had a job only a few months ago.
- Not a comedian just pulls dick out for OnlyFans marketing
- Used to eat oreos to keep complexion, then people called him asshole
- Frank mentions he's only done comedy about 10 times
- Tony compares Frank to Tyron Woodley hitting new low
Set: Blues-themed set about grandpa from Chicago, BB King influences, blue balls during pandemic, and a harmonica joke. Absurdist humor delivered with character.
Interview: Drew is from San Antonio, security guard, girlfriend is ghost tour guide, met her in October, grandpa was blues player, opens mics and dabbles in comedy.
- During pandemic was so lonely got blue balls that learned harmonica
- Blue balls blues harmonica joke about masturbating while single
- Tony roasts Drew's appearance and outfit extensively
- Drew mentions girlfriend dabbling in comedy and Robert Johnson connection
Set: Political jokes about Black women voting Biden, dating 20-year-old older woman, giving her COVID, and NFL/UFC assuming gender after contact.
Interview: David discusses antibodies from Omicron, wearing training bra, stealing from vape shop, living in LA during crime wave, cancelled shows in Raleigh due to snow.
- Black women voted Biden in but can't pick right baby daddy
- Dating 20 years older woman, gave her COVID, family suing for elderly abuse
- Extended roast battle between Tony and David about his tight shirt
- Roast about David's short legs and butt
Set: Jokes about adopting cop dog from kill shelter, dog being on the take, biting white kid so locked up, paranoia about dog narking on him.
Interview: John from Carrizozo Springs on border, sells fireworks for 20 years, started at 12, veteran and felon (weed), was medic in Army, served couple months jail.
- Adopts cop dog from kill shelter, dog's a narc, paranoid about it
- Dog bit white kid so got locked up unlike if it bit black kid
- John reveals he's veteran, felon, fireworks salesman, was medic in Iraq
- John admits to carrying 4 pounds of weed from Mexico
Set: Rambling absurdist set about flying privately, hand cutting in Middle East, dick cutting in US, Australia upside down, buying Dunkin Donuts, renaming donut holes to donut centers.
Interview: Stephen lives hour away, didn't wear mask at HEB so quit, plays basketball and volleyball, takes character personas, just got into TikTok comedy recently.
- Flying privately you learn Middle East cuts off hands for stealing
- As Dunkin Donuts owner renames donut holes to donut centers because holes are absence
- Tony criticizes Stephen's character-based approach and cryptic personas
- Stephen removes sunglasses and hat revealing different appearance
Set: Well-structured jokes about girlfriend saying he's not autistic just talks about killer whales, girlfriend unwrapping Starburst with tongue, liking pulling trash from her mouth.
Interview: Cody is postal worker for month, from Boston (14-hour drive), lives in Pflugerville, 13-year drummer, has girlfriend, competes in drum solo against Michael Gonzalez.
- Girlfriend says he's not autistic just needs to stop killer whale facts
- Girlfriend unwraps Starburst with tongue sexy until he says loves trash
- Cody competes against Michael Gonzalez in drum solo competition for full-time drummer spot
- Michael Gonzalez defeats Cody in drum solo, maintains undefeated record
Set: Performs grandfather's set about Nintendo switches and hot wives, admits he wrote it for his actual grandfather who couldn't attend.
Interview: William beat depression, lost weight, stopped drinking 6 months ago, plays video games obsessively, has ongoing prank war with Red Band involving shocker device.
- Grandpa joke: nowadays find switch by calling Nintendo instead of going to woods
- Wife so hot Viagra takes him instead
- William reveals year-long romantic conflict with Red Band after closet kiss
- William describes intimate scenario with Red Band in detailed roleplay
- Bird flies out of fern William brought inside, woman walks out of venue during his set