Kill Tony #572 — Ian Fidance, Thai Rivera
Guests: Ian Fidance · Thai Rivera
Lineup
Set: Hans performs material about white people, white supremacist tattoos, and racial dynamics with his characteristic observational humor.
Interview: Tony and guests roast Hans about his haircut, eating habits, and flying a waitress from Naples. Discussion covers his dating life and sexual preferences.
- White supremacists need tattoos to remember to be racist.
- Gas to Dallas costs $1800 based on white guy's math.
- Panel discusses Hans flying waitress from Naples, Florida.
- Lengthy discussion about Hans not liking blow jobs.
Set: Luke does material about being from West Texas, dialect differences, and the LGBTQ community, touching on identity politics.
Interview: Tony mocks Luke's rushed energy and poor execution despite 10 years in comedy. Discussion reveals Luke's weak material and lack of confidence.
- Texas accent makes 'queer' sound offensive again.
- Hebrew National knockoff franks joke after 10 years.
- Tony criticizes Luke for sprinting on stage and being out of breath.
- Luke reveals 10 years in comedy but weak best joke.
Set: Christian discusses Southern culture, racism misconceptions, and a family anecdote about his grandmother sending a card saying 'happy birthday quesadilla.'
Interview: Tony discusses Christian's previous appearances, his door-dash job, furniture renovation hobby, and relationship with his girlfriend who studies esthetician.
- Grandmother sent 'happy birthday quesadilla' card to Hispanic girl.
- Sexual confusion about 'two sexes' joke.
- Christian reveals he dropped out of dental hygiene program for comedy.
- Discusses girlfriend pursuing esthetician school.
Set: William does rapid-fire jokes about Nancy Pelosi, Kim Kardashian, the Yulin dog festival, and Elizabeth Warren, with provocative edgy content.
Interview: William discusses sold-out shows with Duncan Trussell, his strangling material/persona, injury from treadmill, and lack of health insurance.
- Nancy Pelosi's breasts referenced multiple times with pornhub.
- Yulin festival dinner comparison to red band's mom.
- William reveals strangling persona and discusses victims' final words.
- Discusses treadmill injury causing severe knee pain.
Set: Harrison does material about thanking sex workers for service, strip club etiquette, flirting with board games, and casual hookup dynamics.
Interview: Tony learns Harrison is from Springfield Missouri, flew in today, quit behavioral intervention job, has new remote parts specialist role, plays baseball.
- Thanking sex workers for service goes poorly.
- Girl flirts using board games and he plays Parcheesi.
- Harrison reveals extreme sandwich ordering anxiety.
- Tony identifies Harrison as having undiagnosed mental health issues.
Set: Tyler does material about lonely apartment living, bad roommates, thoughts as roommates, and sales job experiences while being high.
Interview: Tyler is from Detroit, 4 years in comedy, did ayahuasca in Peru with fake shaman, quit daily weed smoking which helped him.
- Neighbor tells him to lower music, he asks him to stay.
- Working sales while high is ineffective.
- Tyler reveals ayahuasca shaman was cult leader found on Reddit.
- Tony offers secret show opportunity.
King Row
Set: King Row, a voice impressionist and rapper from San Antonio, does impressions and discusses his father, telling him about his first girlfriend.
Interview: King Row reveals he's a professional rapper on tour, was on American Idol and The Voice, does voice impressions of SPM, and is an actor.
- Dad told him to just be his normal dumbass self.
- Dad says he'll find new stepdad in couple months.
- King Row raps verse for audience with band.
- Performs competitive vaping demonstration.
Set: Sidney, a disabled veteran, does material about her military service in Afghanistan, being single, competitive vaping, and sexual references.
Interview: Sidney has 6 months of stand-up, was Army active duty, was in Afghanistan, pays price for squad mate's infraction, is lesbian/bisexual.
- Held captive in Minnesota 6 years, vape shop tattoo.
- Single so long DNR registered vagina as national forest.
- Sidney performs competitive vaping on stage.
- Discusses pegging experience and changing date's tire.
Set: David performs material about Alaska's sunlight, slavery jokes, and dark humor observations about his fantasies of being a house slave.
Interview: David Lucas recently moved to Austin, discusses his new furniture shopping, favorite local food spots, living downtown, and comedic dynamic with Tony.
- Alaska 18 hours sunlight would be horrible for slavery.
- Would be house slave and trustee in future slavery.
- Tony and David trade roasts about fashion and sexuality.
- Extended back-and-forth roasting between Tony and David.