Kill Tony #684 — John Crist, Adam Ray

Set: Hans opens with observational humor about China's moon rover and fentanyl, jokes about doctors calling disabled children 'Kill Tony golden ticket winners', and commentary on drag shows versus straight men. Closes with a bit about straight men being 'undefeated' at molesting children compared to drag queens.

Interview: Hans discusses his new high-rise apartment near Brian Redband, his Low Effort Content LLC company, and a recent tour with Jesse Johnson to Denver and Omaha. Panel jokes about Hans being cheap and waiting outside a gay bar to avoid paying the $15 cover.

Set: Duncan discusses his love for Lizzo, comparing the feeling to finding fresh rotisserie chicken while day drinking. Makes controversial jokes about Lizzo and alleged banana incident, then pivots to Mississippi fishing comparisons.

Interview: Duncan reveals he's from Star, Mississippi, recently road tripped to Phoenix for comedy, woke up with cocaine in his pocket, plays guitar, and has a girlfriend named Samantha in Hattiesburg. He delivers an unprompted guitar performance on a custom Kill Tony guitar gifted by a fan named Casey Butler from Mississippi.

Set: Adam Ray performs as bucket pull around 31:14 mark with set about virginity loss, flavors, Siri, homeless people, and mom's boyfriend Jerry, fantasizing about killing him, heckling Paralympics athletes.

Set: Chris delivers controversial material about his senior prom date whose body 'hasn't been found', jokes about cutting obesity epidemic by putting transgender person on Mountain Dew, and riffs on Bud Light boycott controversy with Dylan Mulvaney reference.

Interview: Chris reveals he's 42, started comedy 4 years ago for cystic fibrosis charity, recently laid off from IT sales, wife is marketing executive. He's a military veteran (Air Force, disaster preparedness, joined before 9/11), certified firefighter, Scottish lord (bought square foot of land in Scotland through whiskey points), and trying to have kids with wife (married April Fool's Day, attempted 20 times).

Set: Kam performs observational material about being gay to like men since women have assholes too, blindfolding gay men with different assholes, first experience fucking girl in ass at 17, and commentary on lesbians with punchline 'what's better than one pussy, two'.

Interview: Kam confirms he had partial joke notes, admits to making things up during set. Jeremy and Kam bond over kill tony fandom. Panel discusses buttholes. Moment includes Cam mentioning he shot at a shoe shiner at the mall and nearly shot someone over jewelry earlier.

Set: Benjamin discusses his hitchhiking adventures, including Mongolia car with no floor (Flintstones reference), speaks Chinese and jokes about konfiao (face mask) vs kojiao (blowjob) confusion at spa, attempted 'happy ending'.

Interview: Benjamin reveals he's from Lithuania, done stand-up 3 years there but only 1 day in America. Teaches English and runs comedy club in Lithuania. Moved to Lithuania as 'yes man' to friend's suggestion. Lithuania is happiest country for under-30 but #1 in EU for suicide. Panel plays Flintstones trivia with mixed results.

Set: Adam delivers dark material about being an 'alpha fucker' with resting fall-face, letting women 'live' during sex, talking during sex waking women up, sex without consent (Kobe joke), helicopter parenting jokes, and commentary on black people.

Interview: Adam reveals he moved to Austin, wife got job at Creek and Cave, has 5-year-old daughter. He quit cocaine 2 months ago after heavy use (5x per week). Discusses masturbating on coke for 7 hours, finishing Pornhub, watching two guys fuck each other, and considering sex with black men as final sexuality test.

Set: Noah's set discusses finding his joke book with homeless man's notes ('it's okay to be white'), Florida prison racial dynamics with Star of David tattoo while others have swastikas, and preference for hanging with black friends resulting in time alone.

Interview: Noah reveals first prepared stand-up, 41 years old, no job, didn't have dollar for 5 months. He's a graffiti artist, transported marijuana coast-to-coast ('hit licks'), doesn't have license or car. Lives by Barton Springs river, does free sparring, has 8-year-old daughter with off-white (Greek) girlfriend in graduate school to be therapist. Arrested for squatting in abandoned tree house, swimming in someone's pool, hiding when police arrived with lights on.