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Kill Tony #779 — Adam Ray

📅 August 4, 2026 🎤 9 comedians

Guests: Adam Ray

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Lineup

Interview: Tony discussed Adam's Netflix show, his Hall of Fame status, and his wife's pregnancy. Adam revealed his wife is five months pregnant and expressed excitement about fatherhood.

Moments:
  • Adam Ray announced his wife is five months pregnant
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Martin Phillips

Set: Martin discussed being a substitute teacher, condom jokes about bananas, and cigarillos. The set featured observational humor about his appearance and social interactions.

Interview: Tony complimented Martin's appearance and shirt. Martin brought out t-shirts as gifts for the panel and Tony, discussing his merch business and personal style.

Bits:
  • I'm the teacher, nobody believes him at first
  • Condom on banana already has natural protection
  • Cigarillos called Black and Mild, Blacks are not mild
Moments:
  • Martin distributed multiple custom t-shirts to panel members from his backpack
  • Golden ticket winner performing, noted as one of greatest lead-off hitters in show history
3

Chin Wei

Set: Chin Wei performed observational comedy about his father, cigarillos, racist grandparents, and homeless people. The set included crude sexual humor and commentary on race.

Interview: Tony probed Chin Wei about his black friend Chris, his five-year comedy history with a four-year break, and his screenplay work. Discussed his epoxy floor business and dating life, with extended banter about pickup lines and sexual encounters.

Bits:
  • Saw father's penis at 13, much smaller than it felt
  • Blacks are not mild, referencing cigarillos and race
  • Homeless person asking for money, answered with blessing
Moments:
  • Chin Wei disclosed he wrote a movie with Rip and Adam Ray, pitched it on stage
  • First person to ever receive triple XL t-shirt from Martin Phillips
  • Extended interview with discussion of movie pitch about Taliban audience
4

Fang Chao

Set: Fang Chao performed material about moving to America from China, loving bacon and ICE reporting, squatting vs sitting toilets, and the Squatty Potty product. Heavy accent and observational humor about cultural differences.

Interview: Tony asked about Fang's life in Austin, his two-year relationship with girlfriend Caroline, their first date at Tiny Pies eating key lime pie. Discussion included favorite cereals and life in Austin, with Fang praising Buc-ee's.

Bits:
  • American love: bacon cheeseburgers, Ford F-150, reporting Chinese to ICE
  • Squatty Potty product makes you shit like in Chinese prison
  • Chinese bathrooms with multiple naked men squatting together
Moments:
  • Fang Chao's relationship with American girlfriend Caroline discussed, met on Bumble
5

Ed Brown

Set: Big Ed performed material about working out at a yoga studio, Men's Health magazine about sex, and mentioned being on a health journey. The set was brief and somewhat disjointed.

Interview: Confirmed Big Ed from 90 Day Fiancé. Discussed meeting girlfriend on Facebook, traveling to Philippines, showering with rats, and relationship struggles. Revealed he's made 25,000+ Cameos at $69 each, not working for seven years, Molbeck wine product in 500 Walmarts, and real estate flipping business.

Bits:
  • Yoga studio with nose in someone's yoga butt
  • Men's Health says sex is best way to get in shape
Moments:
  • Live Cameo recorded on stage for mother Norma's birthday
  • Brooklyn from audience kissed Big Ed on stage
  • Second audience kiss with Julia, a trans woman, after Michael Dragon's interview
  • Big Ed's meme fame from viral 'I like The View' moment during COVID
  • Tony compared Big Ed to a snowman with carrots in wrong place
6

Orhun Timur

Set: Orhun performed material about immigrating to America fifteen years ago, sexual harassment training, changes in attitude about American foreign policy, and gas prices. Referenced getting citizenship and becoming desensitized to Middle East conflicts.

Interview: Orhun discussed having two friends in prison—one in America for selling meth, one in Turkey for criticizing government and making Islamic jokes. Discussed his comedy style, his father's temperament about pens, Turkish military service loopholes, supermarket choices, and his T-shirt painting side business.

Bits:
  • Came to America, got citizenship, decided melting pot done
  • Sexual harassment training joke about Eastern European upbringing
  • Gas prices make you support government regime changes
Moments:
  • Revealed friend imprisoned in Turkey for Islamic jokes and government criticism
  • Discussion of Turkish military exemption requiring proof of homosexuality

Set: Michael performed material about friends wanting him to fuck their faces, making love vs fucking, Kennedy assassination joke, and Jesus timing. Set was relatively brief with political edginess.

Interview: Revealed Michael is from Cleveland/Youngstown, moved to Austin six years ago after breakup, works in collections at credit union. Never kissed anyone in eight years, recently started dating a transgender woman named Alexis he met on Zoom. Tony arranged kisses with audience members Brooklyn and Julia to help him loosen up.

Bits:
  • Friend complains guys only want to fuck her face
  • Kennedy assassination joke, too soon reference
  • Jesus joke, asking if timing is too soon
Moments:
  • Kissed audience member Brooklyn on stage after interview
  • Second kiss with Julia, another trans woman, after claiming eight-year dry spell
  • Girlfriend Alexis Alizari performed immediately after as final bucket pull
8

Alexis Alizari

Set: Alexis performed material about lying about age on dating apps, catching a catfish, having two dating profiles (with/without trans disclosure), crude sexual content, and comparing dick size to fentanyl lines. Dark, explicit comedy with strong timing.

Interview: Discussed her dating history with Nazi-tattooed men in Youngstown, Ohio, Michael being her first nice boyfriend, trauma from being fetishized, trans surgery costs ($20,000), her father helping research vaginoplasty options, and her perspective on trans identity as medical rather than political.

Bits:
  • Late from Thailand and her dick is missing, crude wordplay
  • Caught by guy on Tinder for lying about age being 12
  • Two profiles, one trans and one not, men's different responses
  • Guy wanted her to shit on his chest, compares his dick to fentanyl
Moments:
  • Strong two-time performer with excellent material and timing praised by Tony
  • Political commentary on trans identity, defended her view on children transitioning
  • Discussed trauma from fetishization and wanting genuine relationship with Michael
9

Andre Belton

Set: Andre performed brief material about being half Latino with white dad and opportunistic mom, commentary on Latino economic struggles. Set was cut short before interview.

Bits:
  • Half Latino means dad is white, mom seized opportunity
  • Latinos not doing well economically as group