Kill Tony #780 — Gabriel Inglesias, Harland Williams, Adam Ray

Set: Flynn performs about above-ground vs in-ground swimming pools, drawing comedy from safety, non-swimmers, and pool parties. Uses familiar personas and observations about pool culture.

Interview: Tony jokes about Flynn's appearance, his teeth, and relationship with Teddy Swims. Discussion of LA traffic and time in Texas vs other cities.

Set: Freeman discusses his facial condition (Cruzan syndrome), recent marriage, and references to the Make-A-Wish Foundation. Jokes about his appearance and parental genetics.

Interview: Freeman reveals 7 years of comedy experience in LA, recently moved to Las Vegas, married to a Spanish actress/comedian. Tony jokes about his appearance and offers him a spot at the Austin Comedy Mothership.

Set: Shaw discusses a bad mushroom trip with his girlfriend, journaling about Epstein, and a dark joke about the Epstein files asking if you're 18. Observational comedy about drug use and paranoia.

Interview: Shaw admits to having a panic attack on stage. He presents Tony with gifts from LA including an anal chastity belt, a yarmulke, and Jewish wallet jokes that bomb.

Set: Aguirre performs a weak set about a security guard at JCPenney that doesn't land with the crowd. Struggles with setup and delivery.

Interview: One year of comedy experience from San Diego. Tony probes what happened on stage, audience didn't respond. Aguirre admits to visiting gay bars to see if guys hit on him, which Tony critiques as taking opportunity from other comedians.

Set: White opens with tribute to deceased comedy brother, then performs extended material about Netflix warning categories, a neighbor who accused him of stealing newspaper and later complained about his patio umbrella blocking her view of Century City.

Set: Second-ever open mic performance. Material about transgender athletes in NFL, plastic-free living with wooden dildos, open relationships, height insecurity, and dating challenges. Dark, edgy style.

Interview: Reveals second open mic ever. Watched Kill Tony since Vulcan Gas Company days. First mic in Seattle bombed transgender joke heavily. Works as CPA doing tax returns. Harlan jokes about his for-men hair color appearance.

Set: Midget comedian performs about grabbing microphone like giving LeBron handjob, marriage to tall woman, heels making easier for oral sex. Material interrupted by Tony.

Interview: 5.5 years comedy experience. Stay-at-home dad with 12 animals (6 dogs, 6 cats) receiving allowance from wife who works pharmaceuticals. Met wife at Radio City Christmas Spectacular as workshop elf. Professional skateboarder, first little person pro skateboarder. Various sexual anecdotes.

Set: Young golden ticket musical prodigy performs song about American dream including marriage, divorce, kissing girls, space travel, relationships, black guys. Struggles with mic stand setup and admits bombing opening line.

Interview: Young performer, first time in LA. Visited comedy store, bought jokes, went to Venice Beach. Asked about kissing girls in LA; volunteers brought on stage for kiss (possibly Tia Tequila lookalike). Has podcast 'too soon podcast' and doing golden ticket tour.

Set: Wheelchair comedian performs about disability comic con full of furries, bombing with autistic audience, crowd work impossibility, cat furry asking why she hasn't killed herself. Story about monkey stealing wheelchair at Zootopia.

Interview: Nashville-based. Monkey stole wheelchair at Zootopia/White House Tennessee. Mentions monkeys have big clits and bubblegum on ass. Gabriel praises her likeability, creativity, and continued success. Gets gifts including joke book.

Set: Three years comedy from Minneapolis. Material about being funny, lesbian George Lopez comparison, Mexican background, small Minnesota town, not knowing what kind of Mexican to be, wanting to be landscaping kind.

Interview: Opened for Lil Momo in Saint Paul. Metrologist for pharmaceutical company measuring things. Went from dealing drugs to making them. Bad love life, no girlfriend, no first kiss in LA. Brought onstage for kiss with 'Lady Lavender' volunteer.

Set: Kill Tony legend performs about breakup self-medicating with strip clubs, lazy strippers, massage parlors and hand jobs, human trafficking joking, massage parlor menus, fingering asshole in massage, happy endings.

Set: Three and a half years comedy. Material about looking like genie from dirty bong, JCPenney, SeaWorld as 'Auschwitz Atlantis', medieval pocket pussies/midgets, word offensive terminology. Set cut short by Tony.

Interview: Quarter black, quarter Mexican, half white, part Hamburglar. 21 years music career, singer-guitarist with original music. Moving to NYC to live in car for subways/trains. Gave Doug Stanhope ketamine at Skankfest.

Set: Italian comedian performs about Italian likeability vs German history, dating foreign men, Indian ex-boyfriend hairiness, Instagram hack putting mare in body wash, boyfriend cheating. References her famous viral joke about wallet.

Interview: Confirmed Italian, had real Indian ex-boyfriend. Wears ball cap often. Gabriel saw her set online. Has viral wallet joke from earlier Kill Tony appearances. Been on tour helped by Kill Tony exposure.

Set: Snuck into show from crowd with friends' help. Material about Uber driver forgetting car seat, ABC/Nickelodeon spatula joke, everyone calling him ma'am, mother drunk at Disney had sex with Mickey Mouse. Aggressive stage presence.

Interview: 53 years old, born with panhypopituitarism from cold medicine given after water broke. 40 years show business, 9 years comedian, actor, opens for Lil Momo. 250 bow ties, 150 jackets. From Brooklyn. Tricked security to get on stage from crowd.

Set: Estonian assassin comedian performs about hating sober people, trusting drunk friends, alcoholic friends having best stories, PDD empire falling, example of Joe DeRosa blown by tranny in New Orleans. Extended material about hydrated rapists at parties.

Interview: Gained 38 pounds in two years moving to America. Jacking off in hotels while watching porn next to porn shoot happening next door at La Quinta. Devil takes over in LA.

Set: Mexican comedian with teen mom discusses liking that arrangement, not having to listen to her, imagining her trying to ground him. Set appears incomplete in transcript.

Set: Fluffy does brief opening with Spanish joke setup about three gringos walking into bar. Makes observation about Santa Monica Beach and homeless guy. Minimal material shown; focus on introduction.

Interview: Harland participates as 2025 guest of the year. Makes jokes throughout episode about other performers' appearances, bodies. Asks musical questions and makes absurdist comments.

Interview: Listed as third main guest in episode intro but no stand-up set or extended interview shown in transcript. Mentioned in opening but minimal participation evident.