Kill Tony #786 — Donnell Rawlings, Sam Tallent
Guests: Donnell Rawlings · Sam Tallent
Lineup
Set: Golden ticket winner discussing bro culture in Austin, confusing social signals about sharing explicit photos, and cultural differences.
Interview: Recently moved to Austin on visa from Toronto. Girlfriend moved to Australia simultaneously. Long-distance relationship discussion.
- Bros texting explicit photos but calling it gay when reciprocated
- Golden ticket winner returning after moving to Austin
- Accent gets thicker each week according to panel
Set: First-time comedian ranting about organic honey at Sam's Club and unnecessary health trends. Self-inflicted hard slap to head.
Interview: 46-year-old first-time performer from Frisco. Construction company owner. Poker player at World Series. Rice University graduate with finance/saxophone background.
- Organic honey nonsense: free-range bees, India music, marketing scam
- First-time performer hits himself in head extremely hard
- Pandering to Longhorns win falls flat with Austin crowd
- Red Band unable to spell basic words (Granite, More) during Yelp review segment
Set: Serial employee making jokes about getting fired, Arnold Schwarzenegger dating compatibility, and career instability.
Interview: Works as cocktail server in Vegas at Caesars Palace. Six years doing comedy off and on. Has been fired from 30+ jobs.
- Meta keeps suggesting she add people who fired her
- Compatible with Arnold Schwarzenegger based on lifestyle similarities
- Tony suggests she might traffic victims; dark comments about employment history
Set: Jokes about peanut allergies and abortion, LGBTQ and pedophilia rebranding as 'MAPs', Google Maps/No Homo references.
Interview: Been arrested for assault with deadly weapon with a boot. DoorDashing story involving knife pulled on boot.
- Peanut allergies as God's statement on abortion acceptance
- MAPs rebranding as minor-attracted persons; Google Maps/No Homo jokes
- Story of brandishing knife at boot during DoorDash incident; arrested for assault
- Story is difficult to follow; excessive unnecessary details (Texaco)
Set: Probation experiences with different officers, confusing bro culture interactions, weed references. Hard to understand delivery.
Interview: From Detroit, now Houston. On probation since 2017 for aggravated robbery. Owes $5,000 in probation fees. Was off probation Jan but still paying.
- Probation officers: first one overly detailed, second one efficient
- Girlfriend left him for a midget; Burger King chicken nugget story
- Police officer Heidi appears; nearly invokes 'I can't breathe' before catching himself
- Extremely difficult to understand; Donnell acts as translator multiple times
- Admits to armed robbery of multiple locations; owes significant probation debt
- Long rambling interview; Tony cuts off after extended story about robberies
Set: Polished jokes about racism, NFL end zone messages, pickleball courts, NASCAR, and NASCAR audience demographics.
Interview: Eight years in comedy. Girlfriend works box office at comedy club. High school sweethearts, ten years together, living in Austin two years.
- Racism never ending despite 'end racism' NFL end zone messages
- Suggested solutions: end racism on pickleball courts and NASCAR tracks
- Donnell compliments polished set and recognizes refreshing quality after many weak sets
Set: Regular performing new minute: postpartum/post-nut depression, refusing to tip AI machines, delta-8 edibles causing stupidity, nanobites.
- Post-nut depression when kids ejaculate on faces/backs
- Refusing to tip AI self-checkout machine; found it racist
- Delta-8 edibles contain nanobites that delete brain information
- Sam Tallent compliments authenticity and originality; mentions being a fan despite Kansai arrest comment
- Dedrick calls out both guests as bald; playful roasting
Set: Dark jokes about pedophiles and LGBTQ, lemony candy concept called 'retart', fat women and bad haircuts.
Interview: Aerospace engineer from Wichita; moved to Austin three weeks ago. Girlfriend in Michigan. Looking for new job and new girlfriend apparently.
- Pedophiles joining LGBTQ saying 'we got pride too' joke
- New candy concept: lemony-sweet-tart called 'retart'
- Fat women getting hair done; still fat underneath
- Extended interview about not eating pussy; thinks it's gay
- Syrian-Arab heritage; halal dietary discussion intersects with sexual practices
- Panel works to understand why eating pussy at 15 felt gay to him
Interview: Known as worst guest in Kill Tony history. Makes Juanita comment. Complains about whiteness. Jokes about white people throughout.
- Claims to be ranked worst guest in Kill Tony history
- References Juanita in DMs; will not have sex with her
- Says white people made him allergic to everything white
Sam Tallent
Interview: Author of novel 'Brute' about marine hitman in Paris. Highly regarded as one of greatest Kill Tony guests ever.
- Praised as one of greatest Kill Tony guests in show history