Kill Tony #463
Lineup
Set: Michael opened with commentary on transgender representation in Sports Illustrated and contemporary social trends, including material about his ALS diagnosis, Gold Bond powder, and generational differences in sexual practices.
Interview: Tony and panel discussed Michael's ALS treatment, spray bottle usage, water socks, his physical therapy progress, and his upcoming film project for Easter Seals where he must work with a suggestion about disabled characters.
- Halle Berry turned down transgender role; other actress won Oscar
- Gold Bond powder on testicles created dough-like consistency
- This generation has more passion for anal sex than his
- Michael performed an illusion pulling toilet paper out of his pants while maintaining composure
- Tony noted Michael's Yoda-like hand gestures and requested him to repeat the motion
- Audience erupted laughing at the toilet paper magic trick
Set: Los Digits performed material about working at a taco truck in downtown LA, being fired for not flipping tortillas properly, and his struggles with maintaining employment as a Mexican American.
Interview: Tony and panel discussed Digits' taco truck experience, why he was fired, his living situation between downtown LA and the Coachella Valley, his brother's vintage clothing business, graffiti work, his pit bull named Buddy, and his love of Mexican sports teams.
- Mexicans don't keep jobs; got fired from taco truck
- Boss said he flipped tortillas wrong; no tortilla college exists
- Hates cats; passionate about tortilla flipping heritage
- Tony remarked that Los Digits' set was so Mexican it made Joel Jimenez look like a blonde flight attendant
- Discussion of Digits' pit bull named Buddy and aggressive behavior toward other dogs
Set: Jason discussed being married while looking like someone who masturbates to Ed Sheeran, met his wife in Kazakhstan where women are beautiful Asian-looking Russian speakers, and discussed Red Band's fetish for Asian women with degrading commentary.
Interview: Tony asked about ass-eating, Jason revealed he's 25, lives in Studio City, works as a professional dancer and choreographer since age 13, met his wife in Kazakhstan who owned a dance studio, and performed an impromptu dance.
- Looks like he only makes TikToks or masturbates to Ed Sheeran
- Wife from Kazakhstan; Asian-looking but Russian-speaking, perfect fantasy
- Extensive degrading commentary about Asian women for Red Band
- Jason performed an impromptu dance to Jeremiah's song 'I Need You'
- Discussion of French salad dressing ingredients derailed the interview
- Jason revealed he was discovered from David Lucas videos during quarantine
Set: David opened with coronavirus material about losing taste and smell, jokes about masks making women attractive, coronavirus as a diet plan, and commentary on his fear during the pandemic.
Interview: Tony discussed David's quarantine situation, his sense of smell loss, whether he got COVID from panel members, potential baby rumors, his brother's vintage clothing business in Studio City, and his living situation.
- Scary part of COVID wasn't pneumonia but losing taste/smell
- Masks make women attractive by covering mouth and nose
- Wanted to get COVID to lose 20-30 pounds in weeks
- Discussion about David possibly having a new baby; he evaded the question suspiciously
- Tony's anecdote about David shouting about his parking meter before show
Moha
Set: Moha told a surreal, fictional story about witnessing a buff rat having sex with a dead raccoon in an alley in Hollywood, leading to reflections on not worrying about observers and claiming ownership afterward.
Interview: Tony clarified the rat/raccoon story was fictional, discussed Moha's Somali background, immigration to America at age 12 via Seattle, separated parents (mother in London, father bus driver in Stockholm), his aunts' names, dating life, and favorite foods.
- Witnessed buff rat having sex with dead raccoon in alley
- If balls-deep in good sex, don't worry who's watching
- Thought he became his dead raccoon after the encounter
- Revealed this was his second time ever performing stand-up comedy
- Discussion of his Muslim faith and finding a mosque
- Absurd question about which race to kill; he answered 'racist people'
Set: Elliot performed about growing up with gay dads, the gay agenda including brunch and Wicked, family game night voting outcomes, getting hit with a belt for singing off-key, and childhood normalcy despite unconventional family structure.
Interview: Elliot discussed seeing Michael Lair at Second City when he was 12 in Chicago, doing comedy for 11 years, moving to LA six months before quarantine, his relationship with a boyfriend in Orange County, and meeting him on Tinder.
- Growing up with gay dads meant gay agenda: brunch, Wicked daily
- Family game nights: four versus one, always voted for Wicked
- Got hit with belt for singing off-key during Wicked
- Revealed he sucked off quarterback while girlfriend watched in hot tub during high school
- Extended riffing about hand-holding and boners spreading like coronavirus in gay community
- Gavin (flight attendant character) proposed marriage to Elliot during interview
Set: William performed material about Brandon (unclear reference), watching The Sixth Sense repeatedly, police syringes/tip jar jokes, Hootie and the Blowfish singer being single, defunding Ghostbusters, and favorite/least favorite bands.
Interview: Tony discussed William's recent $3,000 gambling loss, diabetes diagnosis, job loss, mask purchase in Jacksonville, loss of girlfriend (42-year-old) whom he claimed to have drowned in Bellagio fountain, and history of being a railroad conductor.
- Watching The Sixth Sense constantly; suspects it's Brandon
- Darius Rucker from Hootie is single; better than new single
- Traffic is favorite band; child traffic is least favorite
- William claimed he drowned his 42-year-old girlfriend in Bellagio fountain while eating a Butterfinger
- Red Band corrected William's pronunciation of 'drowned' multiple times
- Tony noted William's recent erratic behavior pacing Comedy Store and confrontational attitude