Kill Tony #462
Lineup
Set: William discusses being Hispanic, making a sequel to Saving Silverman, and observing that Robin Williams wore a tongue to make peace signs vulgar. He riffs on The Butterfly Effect movie and dating.
Interview: Tony and William discuss his broken shorts with zipper issues, his storage unit job, his hammertoe and ascending testicle medical issues, bad work reviews, and his fantasy about Las Vegas violence. Discussion includes his viewing of Mrs. Doubtfire and Aladdin.
- Sequel to Saving Silverman where he convinces Jonathan Silverman not to jump
- Butterfly Effect remake where every retelling results in becoming a basketball player
- William's zipper is down, exposing his genitals, which he explains from a work incident
- Dark fantasy about Vegas shooting leads to serious tone shift
Set: Mitch discusses being fat, comparing himself to his leaner Marine Corps days, and his experiences in Asia where he dated many Asian women. He jokes about a friend's reaction to his dating preferences.
Interview: Tony and Mitch discuss smoking DMT together, Mitch's weight loss during quarantine, his door guy videos that went viral, his Jeep, his wrestling match, and his camping/off-roading activities during lockdown.
- People think he lost weight when seeing him after months despite being same size
- Lived in Asia for three years so naturally had access to Asian women
- Mitch and Tony smoked DMT together last night, Mitch saw Tony's soul
- Mitch hit DMT harder than everyone and talked the entire ten minutes
Cackles
Set: Cackles' first-ever stage performance, only 36 seconds long. He discusses his mother cleaning condos, Filipino girls, and a dark joke about molestation.
Interview: Tony praises Cackles' unorthodox half-written joke style. They discuss his neighborhood, his parents, his father recently found on Facebook asking for money, and his girlfriend met on Facebook.
- Mom used to clean condos, gets confused with cleaning condoms
- You haven't lived life until you get molested
- Cackles' first-ever stage performance at only 36 seconds
- Cackles' father found on Facebook immediately asks son for money
Set: David discusses racial politics including removing images from food products, changing terminology like 'master bedroom' to 'primary bedroom', and the removal of Confederate statues, arguing these changes don't address real issues.
Interview: Tony and David discuss his weight gain post-quarantine, his bottle rocket incident at Fourth of July, his exercise routine, his vegan diet, and various food preferences including fish.
- Black people want equality but white people removing things from breakfast foods
- Master bedroom terminology being changed to primary bedroom is the gayest thing
- Can't get master's degree anymore so call it 'celery degree' to appease
- David sat on bottle rocket for Fourth of July with dildo shooting into him
- David discusses his 8 acres of inherited land in Georgia from Native American ancestor
Set: Martin discusses being called the n-word in Chicago versus Alabama, a white guy buying him shots while using slurs, and a South Side Chicago friend's violent response to the racism, creating confusion.
Interview: Tony asks about Martin's background in Birmingham Alabama, his move to LA, his 10 years in comedy, his time at Second City with Michael Lehrer, and his work as a copywriter. They discuss his trombone playing.
- Called n-word more in 10 minutes in Chicago than 10 years in Alabama
- White guy from South Side of Chicago makes racism situation worse
- Martin plays trombone and invited to join Kill Tony band as guest musician
Set: The Virzi Triplets discuss getting hair transplants after balding at different rates, breaking quarantine to go to Lake Havasu Arizona, encountering old people with leathery skin tanning too long.
Interview: Tony asks about their Netflix show 'Floor is Lava', their loss on the show to pastors and to a mother with twins, the temperature of the lava, and their viral success and Only Fans opportunities.
- Different hair transplants resulted in different faces after getting hair plugs
- Lake Havasu people tanned 50 years too long, look like tobacco pouches
- Virzi Triplets lost on Netflix 'Floor is Lava' and became viral meme
- One triplet threw up pizza through his nose after taking Valium for hair transplant
Set: Michael discusses drawing, Roombas giving him herpes, his body made of Legos, inability to be canceled, calling Navy SEAL Team 6 to take a shit, and commentary on white women and social justice.
Interview: Tony discusses Michael's ALS diagnosis, his government benefits, his immune system superiority, his improv group with Jeremiah Watkins, and his lawsuit against Kevin James over King of Queens theme.
- Roomba vacuum cleaner gave him herpes by sucking off bathroom floor
- Body made of Legos and has to call Navy SEAL Team 6 to take a shit
- Michael reveals he has ALS and is in Easter Seals comedy competition
- Michael suing Kevin James over King of Queens theme song