Kill Tony #770 — Tom Segura, Sheryl Underwood

Set: Dedrick discusses buying his first couch living alone and discovers they cost as much as a car. He jokes about the vacuum-sealed packaging and the need to keep guests comfortable on his expensive furniture.

Interview: Discussed his journey of getting his first new couch after always having hand-me-downs, and the panel praised his material about the couch-buying experience.

Set: Princess discusses her use of 'y'all' and her Catholic upbringing. She makes jokes about Catholic church, confession, and posture learned from religious practices.

Interview: Discussed her blindness from type 1 diabetes, her automotive career achieving six figures managing shops, and her move to Austin.

Set: Max tells a poorly constructed story about his girlfriend and sexual acts, admitting he made it up that day. Tony heavily criticized him for lack of preparation.

Interview: Max admitted he's been doing standup for about a year and performs twice a month, revealing he wrote nothing beforehand and improvised the set.

Set: Nila performs disconnected observations about American advertising nostalgia, with unclear punchlines and incoherent material that confused the panel.

Interview: Revealed his real name is Joel, he's been signing up for a year and a half, changed his stage name thinking it would help. Unemployed and selling his mattress to survive.

Set: Blix tells a story about pepper spray exploding in a sex toy drawer and burning his girlfriend during a sexual act. He timed his set perfectly at 58 seconds.

Interview: Discussed moving from Maryland to Baltimore for safety, mounting pepper spray around his house, and his internet manipulation work where he manipulates Google search algorithms.

Set: Chris tells a story about meeting a beautiful Filipino woman and panicking that she's ICE while high, then proposing to her realizing he's also undocumented.

Interview: Chris has been doing standup for 2.5 years in Corpus Christi, delivers packages for work, and is Latino with Spanish and Mexican heritage.

Set: Sir Winston delivers dark jokes about Boston Marathon bombing preparation, Nancy Grace's disappearance, and hitting a toddler with his shopping cart.

Interview: Discussed his joke-writing process at supermarkets, his ideal fighting weight of 10 pounds 8 ounces, visiting the Alamo, and England becoming dangerous.

Set: Ronnie jokes about black cats being bad luck and his search history with other races. Claims a lady called him racist for his joke.

Interview: From Corpus Christi like Chris, moved to Austin a month ago for comedy. Has a 9-year-old son he raised alone after his mother (a stripper and armed robber) left.

Set: G-Pow jokes about looking like a carpenter sleep paralysis demon, his weight, clothes with no brand names, suspenders, and trying Overeaters Anonymous.

Interview: Dating a 50-year-old woman (17-year age gap), works at Trader Joe's, gives samples. Girlfriend works at H-E-B. Is mixed race (dad is half Palestinian and black).

Set: David performs about dating a white woman and her dogs, then discusses Christianity, reincarnation, and coming back as a dog or rescue pit bull.

Interview: Discussed his new movie with Jonathan Majors filming in Gaffne, South Carolina, his ongoing roasting relationship with Tony, and various black superstitions.

Set: David jokes about white privilege, being born in Nairobi as African-American, mother as drug smuggler using him as mule, and bribing with cash in NYC.

Interview: First-time standup comedian, born in Nairobi, mother from Corpus Christi, father English. Lost an eye in a mountain accident with a knife but it was reattached.

Set: Steven sings a parody of the Cheers theme song poorly, then makes an antisemitic joke about killing six out of seven people to reference the number six.

Interview: Second-time comedian who performs in clown suit. Tony encouraged him to keep the bizarre material and avoid pivoting away from the strange persona.