Kill Tony #514 — David Lucas

Set: Set about Fourth of July fireworks, the name Tanner, redneck survival skills, and Harley Davidson owners. Strong observational comedy with sharp social commentary.

Interview: Discussed South Korean soccer jersey, recent visit to Red Rose strip club where Dean Stanfield paid for lap dance, took a girl on a date to the club where he accidentally touched a stripper.

Set: Jokes about ancestry DNA test results, white trash projects in front yards, Harley Davidson owners. Self-deprecating style with broad observational humor.

Interview: First time on show, saw Tony at Golden Acres the day before, from Detroit comedy scene with 6.5 years experience, server at South Congress Cafe, was in hardcore band called Ambush the Sky where he was a screamer.

Set: Set about being half-assedly Mexican, not being quizzed on culture, gaslighting in relationships, and CBD effects. Quick, punchy delivery with self-aware humor.

Interview: Three years of stand-up, just moved to Austin a month ago from Orange County, girlfriend from high school in California (black and Polynesian), starting job at cooler company, rides Bird scooters, good at assembling IKEA furniture.

Set: Jokes about handlebar mustache, looking like drug dealer/leprechaun, accountant vs comedian earnings, cocaine distribution joke. Started stand-up January 2018, very new to comedy.

Interview: Only been doing stand-up since first week of 2018, from Miami, been in Austin for only 24 hours, has Michael Jackson jacket, studied finance/banking, lives with grandfather in Miami who cooks steaks, recently made money from e-commerce.

Set: Legendary material about cousin Bing Bing's snoring, communist party jokes, lottery dreams to raise village rent. Golden ticket winner with perfect historical record on show.

Interview: Hasn't seen Tony in 2 years, first time in Austin, dating blue-eyed white guys, has an Australian Shepherd dog with heterochromatic eyes, performs multiple songs including 'Somewhere Down in Texas' parody.

Set: Jokes about feminism and fictional heroes, women's pay gap, Amelia Earhart flying 77% of Atlantic. Strong feminist comedy with clever wordplay.

Interview: Second time on show (first at Antone's), Jewish, played rugby in college, does digital marketing, rode real bull near Fredericksburg, broke up with girlfriend before moving to Austin, bad dates including expensive salad date.

Set: Titanic impression about only black lady, Pepsi flavors, homeless reality show pitch, Sarah Hendrix Buco De Pepo promo. Kill Tony regular with fresh minute weekly.

Interview: Almost 50 days sober, struggling with temptation (drank five Red Bulls yesterday), still has bag of cocaine waiting for rainy day, loving Austin despite brutal heat and weather fluctuations.

Set: Observational comedy about life approach, job compensation, drug references (20 for 'chaachi', 40 for 'funzy'), and mysterious services. Canadian roast battle champion.

Interview: Canadian West Coast roast battle champion, escaped Canada for Austin, had blast at July 4th parade, doing comedy mics constantly, extended roast battle with David Lucas and Tony.

Set: Jokes about dating alpha guys, soft-handed Austin men, male feminists, street behavior double standards, bird scooter embarrassment. Edgy observational comedy with sexual content.

Interview: Pharmaceutical sales (antidepressants), living in NYC visiting Austin every 6 weeks, formerly worked in med device while doing cam girl work on ChatterBeat, had a former UT player visit, was fired for webcam work, now has Tuesday fuck buddy in NYC who lives with parents.

Set: Story about small bowel blockage emergency room visit and kidney stone patient. Dramatic storytelling with vivid descriptive language and comedic timing.

Interview: 52 years old, two years stand-up, was in LA for previous show with Dane Cook as guest, did ten years in federal prison for armed bank robbery, trades cryptocurrency, filed complaint against Winklevoss twins.

Set: Jokes about equality founding principle, shit being excellent, transgender athletes/Miss America, Olympic athletes needing small breasts, restaurant chains with large breasted women. Edgy observational comedy.

Interview: Has ALS (Lou Gehrig's disease), been in comedy two decades (2nd City Chicago), holds himself to high standard, watches Olympics, been partying/doing cocaine again, disease progressing fast.