Kill Tony #661 — Tony Hawk, Harland Williams, Ian Fidance

Set: Casey discusses inception and dreaming about the Mucinex booger guy, references being editor of The New Yorker, and explores various retirement plans including clearing Crispen Glover's name.

Interview: Casey discusses his recent graduation from being a door guy at the venue, his retirement plans, and engages in extended banter with the panel about knock-knock jokes and his scroll.

Set: Bald Mike discusses his alopecia, a family trip to Disney World after his grandmother's death, and a stewardess who told his mother God directed her to hug her, misinterpreting the situation as a Make-a-Wish trip.

Interview: Tony and panel tease Mike about his appearance, drawing comparisons to a sea monkey. Harland attempts to mentor him on punchline delivery, and the interview devolves into roasting about his physical appearance and the drawn-on eyebrow.

Set: Helena makes controversial jokes about slavery being peak America, human auction humor, and compares cute kids to sold-out color options, ending with a reference to Obama.

Interview: Tony and panel question Helena extensively about her racist set, her background in Utah with low Black population, lack of Black friends despite claiming to know Macio, and her recurring dream location.

Set: Kam discusses living around white people in Austin for a year, comparing how they steal (via government write-offs) versus how he used to steal, contrasts breaking into houses with understanding equity, and reflects on his friend with probation restrictions.

Interview: Kam admits he bombed in Houston and felt defeated like losing a sports game. Tony and panel encourage him, discuss his Devry diploma, and hint at personal issues he's dealing with but postpone the conversation.

Set: Sean discusses growing up in a strict black belt Christian household where premarital sex was forbidden, his constant struggle with arousal, comparing it to having the devil in his pants, and the unfairness of God making him this way.

Interview: Sean reveals extensive background: Green Beret special forces medic, Netflix show with Matt Damon cancelled due to Me Too, personal trainer to celebrities like Whitney Cummings, married 15 years, uses MDMA for relationships, and stole $16K in groceries while on track scholarship.

Set: Gordon describes hooking up with an 88-year-old woman (adjusted to 68 in interview) in Austin, describes her extensive pubic hair as Bush Gardens, compares her to a triceratops, mentions her dementia, and claims she died the same day.

Interview: Gordon admits details were exaggerated, reveals he got fired from recycling truck driver job for failing drug test with edibles, moved to Austin two weeks ago, has tattoos honoring deceased grandmothers and Japanese faith/love, and was in his father's Motown cover band the JWs.

Set: Sunshine discusses Eclipse jokes, operating a Tilt-a-Whirl with sick kids, wearing colorful patterns to confuse AI and evade Putin, describes self as piñata that people want to beat, mentions operating childcare rides.

Interview: Sunshine reveals 6 months of standup, started watching Kill Tony and Marvelous Mrs. Maisel, cleans houses in Austin, lives with boyfriend, has no visible eyebrows, likes paddle boarding and singing, attempted Amy Winehouse cover.

Set: David discusses flying first class due to larger seats, airline seat belt extender humiliation compared to wrestling championship belt, commentary on trans visibility and comparing tummy tucking to Mexican women, and various observational humor.

Interview: David engages in extensive roast battle with Harland Williams, trading jokes about appearance, discussing Tony Hawk's skateboarding legacy, David's tour schedule, and celebrating the comedy exchange between both performers.

Set: Morgan discusses wanting marriage but liking blue collar men, describes herself as lesbian crystal witch who summons chlamydia, mentions her good rack and multifaceted nature, describes trying to Pavlov a boyfriend with breakfast, and jokes about him jerking off on a McGriddle.

Interview: Morgan reveals 3 months of standup in Austin, works as district manager for Zooies skateboard retailer, father races drag in 69 Nova, has racing car number tattoo, plays Dungeons and Dragons, gets naked at Renaissance Festival, and gets booked for Thursday secret show.

Set: William jokes about eclipse caused by Lizzo blocking the sun, climate change and eclipses, tells story about encountering jihadi in Afghanistan who offered nicotine lozenge instead of executing him, introduces him as Zen Laden.

Interview: William discusses mother's hyperchondria preventing him from skateboarding, played snowboarding video games instead (1080, not skateboarding games), looked directly at eclipse without glasses causing vision issues, discusses rollerblading alternative, and revisits childhood restrictions.