Kill Tony #697 — RFK Jr., Kyle Dunnigan, Ari Shaffir

Set: Montgomery opened with observational humor about his Spotify stats, UnitedHealthcare CEO, and a cancelled bar mitzvah. Mix of dark comedy and mundane complaints.

Interview: Discussed Call of Duty progression, needing diamond camouflages, and a show in Buffalo where he made a woman cry and aggressive crowd interactions.

Set: Stern Worm described getting a lap dance from a man, downloading Grindr, and experimenting with same-sex encounters while questioning his sexual orientation.

Interview: Discussed getting head in parking lots, trying hookups with men, struggling with performance anxiety, and his OnlyFans promoting sexual content.

Set: Henderson delivered jokes about missing childhood, misunderstanding 'pedophile' while his dad was a podiatrist, and conservative men consuming trans porn.

Interview: Revealed he works delivering ice in a truck for 8 years, grew up as pastor's kid in Jacksonville, speaks Spanish, and experienced a robbery at a Wawa in Philadelphia.

Set: Barnholt joked about getting married and divorced, living in his Chevy, and discovering his ex-wife is lesbian, including a scissoring bit.

Interview: Discussed 5-year marriage ending with ex becoming a witch and lesbian, playing full band hip hop, and performing at Red Rocks before Top Gun Maverick film.

Set: Perkovich joked about being 11 months sober from marijuana, how it stops dreaming, and invoked MLK Jr. needing weed to dream.

Interview: Shared he's been doing stand-up for a month, works on farms, lives in a van, eats three-to-four Voodoo donuts daily out of necessity while visiting bathrooms.

Set: Patterson joked about auditioning for drug dealer role, laughing at gay man reading girlfriend lines, and hiding homophobia through acting skill.

Interview: Discussed being a traveling comedian, Rochester NY garbage plate experience, white cameraman making slavery jokes about food, and comfort with cold weather.

Set: Law joked about fuck-marry-kill game where he got killed, cousin coming out on Facebook with his password, and fisting girlfriend while she asked if it's in yet.

Interview: Works at comedy mothership, from Baltimore, been doing stand-up 4 years, former special education teacher who restrained violent students and brought in police.

Set: Taija joked about being biracial, white dad making him do yard work, bowling with 70-year-old white grandfather who beat him.

Interview: Biracial (white dad, black mom), mom has MS but he suspects she's faking, dad is realtor named Harley with three black baby mamas, works as electrician.

Set: Schnoier joked about shopping cart trains at HEB, threesomes with women vs men (pickle analogy), and not wanting pickles.

Interview: German and Croatian, doing stand-up 4 years inconsistently (once a month), works in biology, lived in van in California, worked seasonal jobs in Stanislaus National Forest.

Set: Simmons joked about looking like Ariel who collects vibrators, living with dead father's ashes on mantle, OnlyFans content, and wanting to hear father say 'I love you.'

Interview: Podcaster (Two Girls One Blunt about weed), moved Boston to Miami to Austin, topless open mic comedy on OnlyFans, dating musicians in Austin, has four cats.

Set: Renaud's only prepared joke was tribute to late Michael Lair, joking about pressing his performances to vinyl and playing at different speeds to hear jokes at regular cadence.

Interview: Turning 51 today, full career in Navy on surface ships, first time doing stand-up, appears uncomfortable on stage.

Set: Matti joked about eating ass enthusiastically, squirt being piss, period blood tea, and wanting to be mummified in used panties when he dies.

Interview: Estonian, wants to be mummified in used panties, RFK Jr. said he'll never get into America, discussed eating ass and all bodily fluids.

Interview: Kyle was on the panel with RFK Jr. and Ari Shaffir. Tony promoted his tour at kyledunigan.com and mentioned he does puppet work and juggling.

Set: Shaffir performed angry opening about lack of Jewish comedians and October 7 hostages, confronted RFK Jr. about fentanyl and said he's leaving the show.

Interview: Ari stayed for about 30 minutes, discussed visiting San Diego where he complimented burritos and Texas Mexican food, leading to conflict about burrito origin claims.

Interview: RFK Jr. was the main guest for most of the show. He discussed his schedule (had to tend to slow-roasting German Shepherd), gave unsolicited health advice involving owl urine, dehydrated bat cum, kangaroo meat, and wheatgrass, made crude jokes throughout, and eventually left to change clothes.