Kill Tony #697 — RFK Jr., Kyle Dunnigan, Ari Shaffir
Guests: RFK Jr. · Kyle Dunnigan · Ari Shaffir
Lineup
Set: Montgomery opened with observational humor about his Spotify stats, UnitedHealthcare CEO, and a cancelled bar mitzvah. Mix of dark comedy and mundane complaints.
Interview: Discussed Call of Duty progression, needing diamond camouflages, and a show in Buffalo where he made a woman cry and aggressive crowd interactions.
- Spotify rap shows top song was crop dusting funeral home visitations
- UnitedHealthcare CEO shooter caught at McDonald's meeting Hamburglar
- William discussed making a woman cry at a Buffalo show and being called gay by Red Band
Set: Henderson delivered jokes about missing childhood, misunderstanding 'pedophile' while his dad was a podiatrist, and conservative men consuming trans porn.
Interview: Revealed he works delivering ice in a truck for 8 years, grew up as pastor's kid in Jacksonville, speaks Spanish, and experienced a robbery at a Wawa in Philadelphia.
- Thought pedophile meant foot lover, told class wanted to be one like podiatrist dad
- Conservative men consume most trans porn, found out I'm conservative that way
- Tony compared Sam to Mayor of Munchkinland from Wizard of Oz
- RFK Jr. gave unsolicited advice about post-sex fantasies and finishing
Set: Barnholt joked about getting married and divorced, living in his Chevy, and discovering his ex-wife is lesbian, including a scissoring bit.
Interview: Discussed 5-year marriage ending with ex becoming a witch and lesbian, playing full band hip hop, and performing at Red Rocks before Top Gun Maverick film.
- Got married, got divorced, got house in Tahoe but lives in Chevy
- Ex-wife turned lesbian, only indication was I'm giant pussy and she ate me
- Scissoring really hurts your balls, got advice in Birmingham that I was doing it wrong
- Joe performed duet of Christmas/Santa song with Colt Cabana and RFK Jr., blending comedy with actual musical performance
- Tony made joke about colt being Joe's twin brother
Set: Perkovich joked about being 11 months sober from marijuana, how it stops dreaming, and invoked MLK Jr. needing weed to dream.
Interview: Shared he's been doing stand-up for a month, works on farms, lives in a van, eats three-to-four Voodoo donuts daily out of necessity while visiting bathrooms.
- 11 months sober from weed but nobody happy, pot stops dreaming
- MLK Jr. from Colorado would never had dream because pot kills dreaming
- Simon revealed he was on KT before and Tony made him discuss lichen sclerosus (STI), very uncomfortable moment
- Two-stepped with large woman in the audience to demonstrate the dance move
Set: Patterson joked about auditioning for drug dealer role, laughing at gay man reading girlfriend lines, and hiding homophobia through acting skill.
Interview: Discussed being a traveling comedian, Rochester NY garbage plate experience, white cameraman making slavery jokes about food, and comfort with cold weather.
- Auditioned for drug dealer, gay guy reading girlfriend lines made me laugh, proved I hid homophobia well
- Kam discussed Rochester garbage plate with white cameraman who joked it looked like slave food
- Tony awarded Kam one of new sound effects for Puerto Rico joke
Set: Law joked about fuck-marry-kill game where he got killed, cousin coming out on Facebook with his password, and fisting girlfriend while she asked if it's in yet.
Interview: Works at comedy mothership, from Baltimore, been doing stand-up 4 years, former special education teacher who restrained violent students and brought in police.
- Fuck-marry-kill list with me Shrek and donkey, I got killed
- Cousin came out gay on Facebook because Law has his password
- During sex ex kept asking if it's in yet, wasn't prepared for fisting
- RFK Jr. told story about woman named Law who stepped on landmine during Vietnam War
- Tony offered Law spot on December 30 live arena show and Secret Show Thursday
Taija
Set: Taija joked about being biracial, white dad making him do yard work, bowling with 70-year-old white grandfather who beat him.
Interview: Biracial (white dad, black mom), mom has MS but he suspects she's faking, dad is realtor named Harley with three black baby mamas, works as electrician.
- Went bowling with 70-year-old white granddad, he beat me and said that's how you bowl
- White dad made me do yard work so people don't think we're white trash
- Taija played guitar (poorly) on show, first performance with band
- RFK Jr. gave Taija dehydrated bat cum as supposed cure for mother's MS
- Taija revealed eating pussy with shoes on is strategy to evacuate if it tastes bad
Rick Schnoier, Ari Shaffir
Jaime Lee Simmons
Set: Renaud's only prepared joke was tribute to late Michael Lair, joking about pressing his performances to vinyl and playing at different speeds to hear jokes at regular cadence.
Interview: Turning 51 today, full career in Navy on surface ships, first time doing stand-up, appears uncomfortable on stage.
- Press Michael Lair's performances to vinyl, play at 78 speed to hear jokes normally
- Renaud paid tribute to late Kill Tony Hall of Famer Michael Lair with moment of silence
- Tony gave Andrew joke book as birthday gift for being pull during birthday
Set: Matti joked about eating ass enthusiastically, squirt being piss, period blood tea, and wanting to be mummified in used panties when he dies.
Interview: Estonian, wants to be mummified in used panties, RFK Jr. said he'll never get into America, discussed eating ass and all bodily fluids.
- I eat ass, don't hide it, little poo poo on mouth, I don't care
- Squirt is piss, I'm a toilet, all liquids women make I want in mouth
- Want mummified in used panties when I die
- RFK Jr. ate owl urine while discussing this set and Ari's sexual content