Kill Tony #402 — Mikey McKernan, Jessie Johnson, William Montgomery, David Lucas
Guests: Mikey McKernan · Jessie Johnson · William Montgomery · David Lucas
Lineup
Set: Set about growing mustache while getting teeth fixed, deaf friend lip-reading issues, hair salon headlining, stoner haircut joke, new job at Buddhist temple social media.
Interview: Discussed working at Bubba Gump Shrimp Company, early morning shift tomorrow, being a regular on the show.
- Deaf friend won't hang out because can't read lips with mustache.
- Headlined hair salon called hair lining, audience started receding.
- Buddhist temple social media job, chill vibes.
- Established as returning guest from last year's Kill Tony Mania.
Set: First-time performer discussing dating in San Francisco, turn-offs on Tinder and Bumble, hates yoga pics and Machu Picchu selfies.
Interview: Revealed he was pushed to sign up by friend Kevin Burns, works in technology sales, lives in South of Market, gets roasted about wealth and past troubles.
- Turn-offs on dating apps: yoga pics, fake mustaches, Machu Picchu selfies.
- Tony and panel discover Ron was pressured into signing up by friend Kevin Burns just five minutes before.
- AC malfunction becomes recurring bit throughout set as papers blow around.
Set: First-timer about dreamcatcher in car, ayahuasca trip ceremony, shaman playing Bone Thugs music.
Interview: VFX artist in video games, recently broke up with girlfriend on his birthday, she found dating apps on his phone that he planted.
- Dreamcatcher in car illogical—no dreams means no sleeping.
- Giovanni struggles with composure and direct eye contact during interview, becomes increasingly uncomfortable.
- Reveals he planted dating apps on phone to break up with girlfriend without confrontation.
Set: Seven-year veteran with solid material about name confusion growing up, mailman named Craig, mother joke about husband's infidelity.
Interview: Filipino staffing recruiter, father is cable car driver, mother in insurance, does backyard comedy shows.
- Mom confused people about his name, says mailman is black—very confusing.
- Bought baseballs to throw at mailman to make him deliver packages.
- Praised by Tony as example of confidence and professionalism difference after two weak first-timers.
- First kill of Kill Tony Mania 2019.
Set: Material about parents worried she does cocaine, bathroom cocaine jokes, narcissists, smoking cocaine instead.
Interview: Known as alternate band member, evolved from college Hillary Clinton comparisons, joining panel for first time.
- Every time she does cocaine thinks 'last time,' never stops.
- Prefers smoking cocaine instead of bathroom use.
- Joins panel for first time ever in show history after doing bucket pull set.
Set: First-timer about Juke move confusion, RadioShack employees, dyslexia spelling joke, father seeing aliens/interracial couple.
Interview: Thirty-year-old customer support tech, camping/soccer/hiking fan, month-old girlfriend met year earlier, took her to carnival and funhouse mirrors.
- Juke move artist/athlete crossover—RadioShack employee doesn't fit.
- Dyslexia joke—saw delicatessen sign as delicious.
- Reveals he double-bags condoms despite girlfriend having IUD.
- Asked to demonstrate funhouse mirror kiss at carnival.
Set: Material about orphanage, prison riot, college disappointment, useless instructors, marriage and wife's affairs with both bosses.
Interview: Regular from road shows in Omaha and Pittsburgh, drove from Iowa, wife Jill works two jobs, discusses one-drop rule and biological race.
- Orphanage like Oliver Twist, asking for more food.
- Wife had affairs with both bosses, no raise.
- Makes controversial one-drop rule comment and biologists say no race gene.
- Pulls gun-like object from jacket multiple times, creates menacing stage presence.
- Reveals he was in car accident days before show.
Set: Returning performer with jokes about self-help book titles, Jewish dating app Venmo, yoga instructor career, cousin dating, vegan friend and horse glue.
Interview: Accountant who votes Republican, shoots guns at ranges, did man-on-the-street Walmart greeter prank, has girlfriend of four years in advertising.
- Self-help book title: 'Who's dick do I have to suck to be my own boss.'
- Vegan friend stopped eating glue after learning horses make it.
- Panel asks to demonstrate going down on woman, creates graphic mime act.
- Reveals he was tackled by Walmart security during YouTube prank.
Set: Set about Dracula as buddy visiting mom's house asking for blood, brother putting cleaning lady's false teeth in his own mouth, crossword puzzles.
Interview: Out of minutes for next show, claims Legionnaires disease, can't smell feet, regular on show promoted to panel.
- Dracula visits mom's house repeatedly, asking for blood.
- Brother puts cleaning lady's false teeth in own mouth.
- William visibly sweating profusely, claims Legionnaires disease prevents smelling feet.
- William joins panel for first time ever after panicking about lack of material.
- Makes out with Buffalo in bathroom earlier in show.
Set: San Francisco expense complaints, first homeless Asian person, Hispanics replacing Asian food cooks, competitive dynamics.
Interview: Regular guest, discusses Sacramento crowd, Instagram friend who didn't deliver, frequency of casual dating.
- First homeless Asian in San Francisco, no phone repair businesses.
- Hispanics cooking out Asians from Asian food industry.
- Panel roasts David about eating habits and appearance.
- William makes Confederate South joke, David deflects with racist humor.
- David joins panel for first time after bucket pull set.
Buffalo
Set: Sober October participation while others get drunk, love-hate relationship with chess, girl's ultimatum about checkmate, landlord dreams in England.
Interview: Lives in manufactured home in mom's trailer park for 55+, grows weed, actor father Buffalo Bill, dating twice monthly, mom can hear him having sex.
- Name not because big cow with long hair—inside joke.
- Love-hate chess, only loves saying checkmate to impress girls.
- Dream job: move to England to be landlord, say checkmate.
- Reveals he kissed/made out with William Montgomery in bathroom before show.
- Lives in manufactured home in 55+ trailer park with mom, grows weed.
- Has dog named Booty, has sex twice monthly, beatboxes during relations.