Kill Tony #647 — Adam Ray

Set: Hans opens with observational humor about catcalling, insults between men, and his jealousy of white people's eye contact abilities. He discusses his cartel-inspired Amazon shirt and prepares for his battle tomorrow against Rick Diaz.

Interview: Hans discusses his Amazon shirt purchase, his upcoming battle against Rick Diaz (he's a minus 300 favorite), and his girlfriend who is currently high on mushrooms instead of supporting him.

Set: Jon does crowd work with the cameraman, reveals he's gay and a bottom with a big dick, discusses how other gay men don't get these questions, and jokes about coming out via YouTube to his mom.

Interview: Jon came out via YouTube to his mother, used to deliver pizza in Alaska for a decade, was a hitchhiking hippie for 2.5 years, and has extensive glory hole experience from when he was closeted.

Set: 16-year-old Holden does dark humor about being molested, homeschool, asking a girl out at her public school homecoming, and a joke about a boy with Down syndrome that gets cut off by the bear.

Interview: Holden is 16, was adopted as a baby by his aunt (who is his birth father's sister), making his uncle his dad. His family is here (parents, grandma, three adopted brothers). He's into porn and Latina content.

Set: Destiny discusses corporate abortion travel benefits as cynical feminist move, maternity leave gaps, and her personal abortion experiences. Heavy commentary on capitalism and women's exploitation.

Interview: Destiny moved to Austin three years ago from LA, has had two abortions, her mom was a teen mom at 17, she's a freelance recruiter, and is obsessed with AI cooking apps. Gets offered a guest spot on Tony's October Florida tour.

Set: Grant is a first-time comedian telling a story about shitting himself in 2007 at a casino in Lake Charles, Louisiana during a concert, then encountering his high school crush.

Interview: Grant is 40, a paramedic from Beaumont, Texas. He does drunk stories. He's a father of triplets and only started comedy after listening to Kill Tony. Tells wild story about psychiatric patient who sawed off his own arm doing a Dutch rudder.

Set: Heath (21-year-old who looks 13) does jokes about ID problems getting into bars, looking young, bringing multiple IDs, and threatening violence if ID doesn't work. Golden ticket winner doing arena debut.

Interview: Heath is 21 but looks 13. Got his virginity last night with Cynthia (a woman in audience), didn't use condom, she's not on birth control. She does 60 seconds about meeting Heath, jokes about Tony flirting with her.

Set: Pablo compares Walmart at night to Lord of the Rings, jokes about his political views leaning left like his cock, then pivoting to leaning right in Texas for 2024.

Interview: Pablo is 27, first-time comedian. He performs motorcycle stunts in cage at circus. Amateur boxer. Recently broke up (via discovery of betrayal on his birthday in June). Ex-girlfriend may have been Cynthia/Heath situation.

Set: Nicole does observational comedy about hairdressers, famous pop stars, her cousin Bing Bing (5 feet tall), mattress on freeway, murder jokes, and performs a song about New Year 2023-2024.

Interview: Nicole is Kill Tony legend who has appeared multiple times. She sings a New Year song with band. Pushes merch (hoodies for different eye colors), promotes Instagram, asks for support to get booked at clubs.

Set: Edward jokes about weed dealer on Instagram with slow response, dealer getting shot, not smoking anymore, drinking instead, and alcohol solving hangovers better than weed.

Interview: Edward goes by his middle name Andy. Started drinking heavily about a year and a half ago when he quit smoking. Drinks about half a liter of $7.50 Jack Daniel's per day with ice.

Set: Nicky opens with complaint about 40-person staff doing nothing, then jokes about having dick on layaway, being retired cougar, incontinence while laughing, and young guy rolling blunt with asparagus piss jokes.

Interview: Nicky is from Norman, Mississippi (pop. 1,500, related to 1,498 of them), moved to Austin for dick. Disabled veteran with master's in civil engineering. Came to Austin Saturday (week anniversary). Has 2 kids and 3 baby daddies.

Set: Kam does 60 seconds about traveling with Tony, Phoenix show (no Black people, welcomed), NBA dreams (too short, beat by 47-year-old uncle who was a crackhead), and dad beating him by crackhead.

Interview: Cam is touring with Tony, brings two 'white bitches' on his rider. Discusses trading rocks for bitches. Very excited about arena show; crowd loves him.