Kill Tony #648 — Shane Gillis, Matt McCusker
Guests: Shane Gillis · Matt McCusker
Lineup
Set: Comedy about dick size and girlfriend responses, opening with white girls and sexual humor. Set included misdirections and crowd energy.
Interview: Discussed going first instead of middle spot, made betting predictions on Hans vs Rick battle, talked about his mama being in attendance.
- Girlfriend says his dick is perfect for her, but he wants it dangerous
- First performer of the night, set opening energy
Set: Discussed unknown words and their meanings, the word cracker, and cheese sandwiches with chaotic timing. Ended with audience interruption about having one minute left.
Interview: Praised for fantastic set, discussed partnership with Kam Patterson, mentioned being cousins with Matt McCusker.
- Word 'cracker' meaning unknown, asks old white man hello cracker
- Pokemon joke about choosing Cracker as a creature
- Referenced as Kam Patterson's mentor and partner
Set: First-time comedian from Minnesota discussing living out of a van, odd jobs selling skulls, diabetic condition with missing toes, and various physical ailments.
Interview: Revealed he's the first-time comedian, drives Hans Kim's van from Minnesota, found a penny in his shoe which he threw to crowd.
- Brian Holtzman sold him a shirt in parking lot with no pants
- First-time comedian, revealed diabetic condition and missing toes on stage
- Found penny in shoe, threw it to crowd
Jefe Flores Jef
Set: Indian comedian with 8 years experience living out of Nissan Sentra, jokes about Nike sweatshops in India and the 'Just Do It' slogan extended with dot reference.
Interview: Lives out of car, does Uber driving, works in audio engineering, used to work at comedy clubs including Hyenas in Dallas.
- Nike sweatshop in India with 'Just Do It' needing one more dot
- Played air guitar/guitar on stage, overweight appearance noted
Set: Provocative set attacking women in gym, sports, law enforcement and various professions, using aggressive misogynistic material and controversial language throughout.
Interview: Discussed family opinions, stated he wasn't taking prisoners, defended controversial comedy style.
- Women in gym doing pushups, told to get out or be raped
- Women want to be police chiefs and firefighters, breaking tradition
- Redemption set after controversial previous performance
David Perez
- Pulled out of order, bucket pull confusion
Set: Producer who left Hollywood after 25 years, exposing satanic pedophile cult, recently moved back to Chicago, gay Jewish roommate just came out.
Interview: Used to open for Screech from Saved by the Bell, did audience warmup for Jenny Jones, hasn't done standup since 2006, claimed to have met Tony in Milwaukee.
- Left satanic Hollywood cult after 25 years as TV producer
- Claimed previous meeting with Tony in Milwaukee, Tony didn't remember
Set: Discussed farting with no pants on, showering after protein shake, Tony also farts in shower. Called Tony out for various behaviors.
Interview: Confirmed he booty farted in shower after protein shake, discussed Tony's shower farting habits and shared a moment together.
- Farting with no pants on is gay because you clap your cheeks
- Inducted into Kill Tony Hall of Fame third member ever
- Red Band played sound effect of booty fart recorded earlier
Paxton Gobin
Set: Indiana native discussing 17-hour family drive, father's torn penis injury, getting drugs from telegram dealer who discussed being shot in New York.
Interview: Revealed his father Bruce split his penis during sex a week prior, father stayed in Indiana, family all attended the show.
- Dad ripped his dick in half from too much sex before trip
- Father's fresh genital injury revealed and examined on stage
- Tony examines father's penis with bandage in front of audience
Set: Canadian golden ticket winner with cerebral palsy doing edgy material about Down syndrome, abortion, and disability. Previously recruited for America's Got Talent by Howie Mandel.
Interview: AGT golden ticket winner, discussed being recognized more, getting molested while hiking in Hawaii, typepad jokes.
- Looks like Matt Ryan's twin after abortion in Canada
- Down syndrome abortion legal 24 weeks, Walmart job at 25
- Golden ticket winner performing special set on New Year's Eve
- Discussed being molested while hiking Diamond Head in Hawaii
Afrodyete
Set: Praise the Lord themed set about buying white baby off internet, fake teeth (only 3 real), good dick and health. Odd character work.
Interview: Has fake teeth except for 3 real ones, good sex life improving health, new single with topshelf brass band called Rock Watch the Man Spirit Man.
- Bought white baby off internet, baby already racist without milk
- Sang Jamaican funk song on stage
Set: Dad stole bucket list item by sleeping with step sister discovered at uncle's funeral, now wants tentacles on back.
Interview: Set was very short and awkward, no real interview conducted.
- Dad slept with stepsister, discovered at uncle's funeral
Ric Diez
Set: One-liner style comedy about handcuffing girlfriend, golden ticket winner. Short punchy set with multiple quick jokes.
Interview: Turned out to be Brussels resident, challenged Hans Kim for regular status by beating him in battle.
- Girlfriend wanted to be cuffed, so he cuffed her to him
- Golden ticket winner challenging Hans Kim for regular status
- Battle vs Hans Kim for regular status starts
Set: Regular status battle set about squirting vs peeing, kissing guy puking comparison, women feeling safe around him due to ruining vibes of rape.
Interview: Defended his comedy style when criticized by Rick, traded insults back and forth during battle segment.
- Peeing is squirting, not other way around
- Women feel safe because he ruins vibes of potential rape
- Battle for regular status vs Rick Diez with referee Sugar Sean Ali