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Kill Tony #648 — Shane Gillis, Matt McCusker

📅 December 31, 2023 📍 Austin, TX HEB Arena 🎤 18 comedians ⭐ 4 regulars

Guests: Shane Gillis · Matt McCusker

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Lineup

1

Kam Patterson

Regular

Set: Comedy about dick size and girlfriend responses, opening with white girls and sexual humor. Set included misdirections and crowd energy.

Interview: Discussed going first instead of middle spot, made betting predictions on Hans vs Rick battle, talked about his mama being in attendance.

Bits:
  • Girlfriend says his dick is perfect for her, but he wants it dangerous
Moments:
  • First performer of the night, set opening energy
2

David Jolly

Set: Discussed unknown words and their meanings, the word cracker, and cheese sandwiches with chaotic timing. Ended with audience interruption about having one minute left.

Interview: Praised for fantastic set, discussed partnership with Kam Patterson, mentioned being cousins with Matt McCusker.

Bits:
  • Word 'cracker' meaning unknown, asks old white man hello cracker
  • Pokemon joke about choosing Cracker as a creature
Moments:
  • Referenced as Kam Patterson's mentor and partner
3

Cameron Tugarood

Set: First-time comedian from Minnesota discussing living out of a van, odd jobs selling skulls, diabetic condition with missing toes, and various physical ailments.

Interview: Revealed he's the first-time comedian, drives Hans Kim's van from Minnesota, found a penny in his shoe which he threw to crowd.

Bits:
  • Brian Holtzman sold him a shirt in parking lot with no pants
Moments:
  • First-time comedian, revealed diabetic condition and missing toes on stage
  • Found penny in shoe, threw it to crowd
4

Jefe Flores Jef

6

Shiva Ary

Set: Indian comedian with 8 years experience living out of Nissan Sentra, jokes about Nike sweatshops in India and the 'Just Do It' slogan extended with dot reference.

Interview: Lives out of car, does Uber driving, works in audio engineering, used to work at comedy clubs including Hyenas in Dallas.

Bits:
  • Nike sweatshop in India with 'Just Do It' needing one more dot
Moments:
  • Played air guitar/guitar on stage, overweight appearance noted
7

Brian Holtzman

Set: Provocative set attacking women in gym, sports, law enforcement and various professions, using aggressive misogynistic material and controversial language throughout.

Interview: Discussed family opinions, stated he wasn't taking prisoners, defended controversial comedy style.

Bits:
  • Women in gym doing pushups, told to get out or be raped
  • Women want to be police chiefs and firefighters, breaking tradition
Moments:
  • Redemption set after controversial previous performance
8

David Perez

Moments:
  • Pulled out of order, bucket pull confusion
9

Mike Pack

Set: Producer who left Hollywood after 25 years, exposing satanic pedophile cult, recently moved back to Chicago, gay Jewish roommate just came out.

Interview: Used to open for Screech from Saved by the Bell, did audience warmup for Jenny Jones, hasn't done standup since 2006, claimed to have met Tony in Milwaukee.

Bits:
  • Left satanic Hollywood cult after 25 years as TV producer
Moments:
  • Claimed previous meeting with Tony in Milwaukee, Tony didn't remember
10

David Lucas

Regular

Set: Discussed farting with no pants on, showering after protein shake, Tony also farts in shower. Called Tony out for various behaviors.

Interview: Confirmed he booty farted in shower after protein shake, discussed Tony's shower farting habits and shared a moment together.

Bits:
  • Farting with no pants on is gay because you clap your cheeks
Moments:
  • Inducted into Kill Tony Hall of Fame third member ever
  • Red Band played sound effect of booty fart recorded earlier
11

Paxton Gobin

Set: Indiana native discussing 17-hour family drive, father's torn penis injury, getting drugs from telegram dealer who discussed being shot in New York.

Interview: Revealed his father Bruce split his penis during sex a week prior, father stayed in Indiana, family all attended the show.

Bits:
  • Dad ripped his dick in half from too much sex before trip
Moments:
  • Father's fresh genital injury revealed and examined on stage
  • Tony examines father's penis with bandage in front of audience
12

Ahren Belisle

Set: Canadian golden ticket winner with cerebral palsy doing edgy material about Down syndrome, abortion, and disability. Previously recruited for America's Got Talent by Howie Mandel.

Interview: AGT golden ticket winner, discussed being recognized more, getting molested while hiking in Hawaii, typepad jokes.

Bits:
  • Looks like Matt Ryan's twin after abortion in Canada
  • Down syndrome abortion legal 24 weeks, Walmart job at 25
Moments:
  • Golden ticket winner performing special set on New Year's Eve
  • Discussed being molested while hiking Diamond Head in Hawaii
13

Afrodyete

Set: Praise the Lord themed set about buying white baby off internet, fake teeth (only 3 real), good dick and health. Odd character work.

Interview: Has fake teeth except for 3 real ones, good sex life improving health, new single with topshelf brass band called Rock Watch the Man Spirit Man.

Bits:
  • Bought white baby off internet, baby already racist without milk
Moments:
  • Sang Jamaican funk song on stage
14

Michael Veramantes

Set: Dad stole bucket list item by sleeping with step sister discovered at uncle's funeral, now wants tentacles on back.

Interview: Set was very short and awkward, no real interview conducted.

Bits:
  • Dad slept with stepsister, discovered at uncle's funeral
15

Ric Diez

Set: One-liner style comedy about handcuffing girlfriend, golden ticket winner. Short punchy set with multiple quick jokes.

Interview: Turned out to be Brussels resident, challenged Hans Kim for regular status by beating him in battle.

Bits:
  • Girlfriend wanted to be cuffed, so he cuffed her to him
Moments:
  • Golden ticket winner challenging Hans Kim for regular status
  • Battle vs Hans Kim for regular status starts
16

Hans Kim

Regular

Set: Regular status battle set about squirting vs peeing, kissing guy puking comparison, women feeling safe around him due to ruining vibes of rape.

Interview: Defended his comedy style when criticized by Rick, traded insults back and forth during battle segment.

Bits:
  • Peeing is squirting, not other way around
  • Women feel safe because he ruins vibes of potential rape
Moments:
  • Battle for regular status vs Rick Diez with referee Sugar Sean Ali