Kill Tony #596 — Ali Macofsky

Set: Set about birth control, millennials as consultants, and Texas. Closed with controversial joke about equal rights and tequila shots off women's bodies.

Interview: Tony questioned set structure and Hans admitted unprotected sex, leading to awkward Jeopardy reference that confused the interview.

Set: Jokes about Plan B and fat friends, Austin weather and snowflakes, pronouns as 'ThemSpanics', work email signatures with graphic descriptions, OU vs UT rivalry.

Interview: Tony mocked set as AI-written, called Phil 'Abraham Lincoln's gay grandson' and 'Liver King's accountant'. Phil revealed two open mics total experience and came for Grant's birthday.

Set: Jokes about Uber/Lyft training videos for handling sex in cars, asking about music preferences, and confusing accent work.

Interview: Tony noted Juan sounded like Arab-accented Mexican, Juan admitted botching Hispanic accent attempt. Discussed Uber and Lyft driving work.

Set: Extended joke about prostate exams, female g-spot, using plunger with lube, resulting in intense orgasm causing identity questioning.

Interview: Tony asked about set quality, noted Jujitsu outfit, questioned interview substance. John admitted year and a half experience, didn't provide interesting details.

Set: Jokes about Asian women, Biden as future dog to be put down, Facebook SpongeBob quiz returning mental retardation result, non-sequiturs about demographics.

Interview: Tony discussed 3-year LA comedy career, Wisconsin origin, real estate retention work, inability to swim, basketball skill, early divorce at 24.

Set: Country boy jokes, Yellowstone references, confidence overcoming haters, mother-focused trauma about eyes and breasts, dick-sucking contest loss at JV football.

Interview: Discussed San Antonio upbringing, father's recent death (tile setter), current banking/Uber Eats work, close to Chuck Norris Sea Force sponsorship, 5 years comedy experience.

Set: Extended 'I ain't gay' bit with increasingly absurd scenarios (loving best friend, Levi jeans, joint account, dick-sucking contest loss). Christian private school JV football context.

Interview: 8 years comedy from Alabama, moved to Austin September, teaches kids swimming and running, broke up 2 years ago, roommate drama with drunk girlfriend conflict.

Set: Puppet with hand puppet master attempts Nancy Pelosi joke, references Me Too movement, set cut short due to audience distraction.

Interview: Puppet claims 2.5 years alive, first stage appearance but famous on China-only app. Hand puppet master is UPS driver from Dallas, drives 18-wheelers.

Set: Girlfriend Gen Z in oversized overalls making him look like pedophile, chocolate milk drink on dates, tall women calling boyfriends 'short kings' as bad term.

Interview: 7 months prior appearance, 5-6 years comedy, welder from North Carolina, quit job via email while drunk, girlfriend server at restaurant 1.5 years, vacuum-extracted birth (cone head).

Set: Posture/belly shame from tight shirts, Christian upbringing with central computer preventing masturbation, printed porn literature, grandmother interruptions at 3AM for chocolate snacks.

Interview: Real name Nathan Garner, 1.5 years performing after longer writing period, paramedic/firefighter, gave sermon impression about Jesus and butt stuff.

Set: Mother named him Jared with seven G's, decaf coffee and non-smoking comparisons, bad to the bone song about sucking cock.

Interview: Golden ticket winner, globally delayed with autism/palsy/stutter, attended WWE Royal Rumble in San Antonio, sat in disabled section, has anxiety and neck issues.

Set: Dating app girls weird, salvage titles, girls wanting anal sex, comparison to bad pussy, preferring gay sex instead, women's issues.

Interview: Headlining first theater week, 32 tickets from sellout, experienced Roseanne cancellation disappointment, discussed African drivers, Detroit comedy tour, Ali's mother advances.

Set: Dating app failures (ex, new dad, white rapper), dad wanted to be with kid so Lisa suggested unlearning to walk, graphic design work, music shows.

Interview: 6 years comedy from Atlanta, moved July, graphic design/nonprofit website work, Uber driver in Atlanta, has half-Mexican half-white teacher assistant boyfriend from Tinder, Mexican restaurant first date.

Set: Gained weight in Austin, thick Target mannequins normalize obesity, BMI = mind your business, male mannequins lack u-gut representation, wants khaki shorts fishing Hawaiian shirt man.

Interview: Second appearance, won Baltimore weekend with Adam Ray, did McGoobie's Joke House, followed Rogan at secret show Thursday, 9 years Wegmans employment before comedy.

Set: Escaped NYC cold/liberals to Austin, eating truck food 48 hours, four guests one Airbnb bathroom, Italians and truck stories, diagnosed autistic in farm town.

Interview: First-time performer, 27 years old, came with girlfriend/couple friends for bigger balls than friends, runs tree crews for electric company as arborist.