Kill Tony #643 — The Regulars

Set: Genevieve discusses hints of queerness in her childhood, being gay in Texas, and makes a joke about white people naming Nigeria. She opens for Tony and works at the venue.

Interview: Genevieve mentions her bonsai plant, repaired a Joe Rogan fanny pack, and discusses living in Austin. Cam calls her his cousin; Hans references the Nigeria joke. She loves Austin and gets love all over the city.

Set: Tony makes jokes about Fast and Furious merging with Marvel, uses butt plug humor, and ends with a joke telling the audience to go fuck themselves. He was on the show last week.

Interview: Tony admits he has no job and does comedy. Tony coaches him on physical comedy—jumping, squatting, Mario-themed movements. Discussion reveals Tony has pooped himself multiple times and enjoys Taco Bell.

Set: Zac tells a story about dating a 65-year-old woman, being invited to meet her mother, filming a video for Pornhub, and plans to fuck her to death for inheritance. Heavy exaggeration presented as true.

Interview: Tony points out Zac's entire set is made up. Zac admits the exaggeration. Discussion pivots to real experiences with older women; he dated one for six months and was attracted partly because she allegedly was with Andy Kaufman.

Set: Michael makes jokes about the Israel-Hamas war being entertaining, Greta Thunberg supporting Israel kill-the-Jews tweets (false), and conflates current events with entertainment. Gets cut off by the kitten timer.

Interview: Michael is 24, on unemployment, has evangelical mother who didn't like his penis jokes. He's from New Jersey, was a martial arts instructor. Fought a crackhead at a gas station over lighter/cigarette dispute.

Set: Cole jokes about looking like lesbian Ellen DeGeneres, not dating Latinas due to spicy food intolerance, and finding it weird when girls post childhood photos on dating apps.

Interview: Cole moved from Houston to Austin in November, works in financial sales (dad helped with interviews). Went on one date that bombed—girl got sick after two drinks at loud bar. Discussion covers his lack of brothers, failed bowling team attempt.

Set: Cheyenne discusses sucking off a guy in a wheelchair for accessibility, abortion/coat-hanger joke, miscarriage while on mushrooms, and birth rates of Mexican women. Dark, graphic, absurdist material.

Interview: Cheyenne met wheelchair guy on OkCupid in Seattle; he was paralyzed from waist down, couldn't do vaginal. Went on 3-5 dates, she drove everywhere, found bra at his place, got jealous of his live-in partner. Miscarried at mental hospital boyfriend's baby.

Set: Michael jokes about needing three liberal scalps to perform, has a white wife and gets mistaken for trans couple by Trump supporters, describes his mustache as 'Mexican middle schooler' style.

Interview: Michael is Filipino-white, works in production on the show, started comedy 10 years ago. Just moved to Austin, had explosive growth this past year. Started podcast 'Ridley Radio,' opened merch store with 300+ unsold shirts in apartment.

Set: Eoghan jokes about redefining 'skinny' to apply to obese people, compares doctors calling people 'dangerously skinny,' and discusses dating a girl who didn't know what Myspace was at age 16.

Interview: Eoghan is 30, mechanical engineer from Worcester, MA, does industrial engineering. Skateboarding and disc golf fan. Was on original KilTony mothership show. Attempted to close with British flight attendant, got rejected at 2 AM.

Set: Zachary jokes about sleeping with someone identifying as he/they, discovering it was actually his uncle, dating a girl whose ex-boyfriend died, and uses height difference as punchline.

Interview: Zachary is 22, from Fort Lauderdale, visiting Austin for the weekend. Doing stand-up 5 months. Works at law office but quit law school plans. Scuba dives and swims with sharks. Plays 'name your black friends' game; only names 1-2 real names.

Set: Milky discusses being called by nickname longer than government name, past bullying (fat boy, Pillsbury), getting diabetes as payoff for wish to be skinny, and quotes Ezekiel 25:17 for conflict.

Interview: Milky is 40, runs a BYOB bar/game room in Wells Branch (18 min away). Has a kid in North Carolina he hasn't seen since Feb last year—visited despite restraining order. Has baby mama and chameleon.

Set: Chase rambles incoherently about meeting Shaq, someone trying to suck his wiener in a bar bathroom, and a lady saying his chicken was little. Disjointed, barely coherent debut set.

Interview: Chase is from Kansas, works as a bartender for six months (also mentions Oklahoma). First time doing stand-up. Plays 'name your black friends' game; names Trayvon, Deonce, Twin, Isaiah, Isaiah. Claims to know Twin from a bar.

Interview: William is 5-year Kill Tony Hall of Fame member. Just returned from seven sold-out shows in Chicago. Sits on panel all episode roasting bucket pulls and giving unsolicited closing advice (including drugging women at grocery stores).

Interview: Cam Patterson is a Kill Tony regular fresh from two massive sold-out 3,000+ seat theaters in Florida. He plays 'name your black friends' game multiple times with bucket pulls, calling performers out for cultural appropriation. Jokes about inviting 57 'cousins' to shows, only knowing 6.

Interview: Hans Kim is 2.5-year Kill Tony regular, just returned from sold-out Florida tour where he lost his wallet seven times. Gives bucket pulls closing advice (try accents), calls them pussies for not leaning in to kiss women. References tech product comparisons.