Kill Tony #715 — Kid Rock, Mark Normand
Guests: Kid Rock · Mark Normand
Lineup
Set: Martin opened with observational jokes about DMs offering city tours, pregnant smoking, and his grandfather's dentures under his pillow. He wore tap shoes and performed tap dancing, which was noted as a first in Kill Tony history.
Interview: Tony praised Martin's outfit and tap dancing. Martin explained he wore $3 tap shoes and was testing out the look for bigger theater shows. Kid Rock offered him drinks at his bar if he crushed in Nashville.
- Lady DMs about showing him around town and her pussy, he interpreted as tour offer.
- Advocates for smoking during pregnancy because moms deserve to look cool.
- Put grandfather's dentures under pillow with note asking tooth fairy to pay for full set.
- First tap dancing performance in Kill Tony history on stage with tap shoes
- Kid Rock offered free drinks at his bar as reward for performance
Set: Patrick joked about being mistaken for a woman at drive-thrus, smoking weed in Nashville, and bread. He discussed his unusual body shape from losing and gaining weight twice.
Interview: Tony roasted Patrick's body shape. Patrick revealed he's been doing standup for two years, works fixing ice machines for 10 years, and has a fiancée named Wendy. He demonstrated his train whistle impression which received negative crowd reaction.
- Drive-thru worker confused by his feminine voice, he jokes girlfriend is in trunk.
- Got high and discovered bread is amazing, suggests Nashville offers great tours.
- Train whistle impression failed badly, crowd audibly hated it
- Failed to catch thrown joke book, crowd booed
Set: AJ made offensive jokes about abortion using Power Rangers references, and made generalizations about women and men. He brought an untrained dog on stage who received better crowd reaction than him.
Interview: Tony criticized AJ's material as offensive and noted the dog was better than the comedian. AJ claimed to be Catholic and ADHD. The crowd remained hostile throughout the interview.
- Forest Gump observation: women and men are both messed up.
- Abortion clinics described as Power Rangers team with 'baby blaster' attack.
- Dog brought on stage upstaged the comedian, crowd loved the dog more
Set: Ryan made jokes about a fake Am I gay test on Facebook, being a '90s kid who loves Power Rangers, and his grandfather comparing prices to sexual services. His set was clean and punched through hecklers.
Interview: It was Ryan's 30th birthday. He works as restaurant manager and part-time at a sex shop selling the 'Showstopper' dildo. He mentioned his dad was a Baptist preacher with a meth problem, now in trucking. His fiancée Ally is a bartender.
- Facebook gay test is 35 minutes of gay porn with no actual questions.
- Grandfather comparing old grocery prices to cost of sex favors.
- Strong crowd control, plowed through heckling early on
- Crowd went wild when meth was mentioned
Set: Kam did material about phone sex with girlfriend, specifically her pulling out an 11-inch green dildo. He included prop comedy elements and magic tricks, making things disappear and reappear.
Interview: Kam discussed his relationship and the green dildo incident. Tony complimented his magic tricks. Mark Normand made jokes about body positivity. Kam shared observations about Nashville and pointed out an attractive woman in front row.
- Phone sex girlfriend revealed 11-inch green dildo, compared to Hulk's penis.
- Never seen the green dildo before, wants to cut it in half to have two his size.
- Mark Normand spilled water on Kam's shirt mid-interview
- Kam performed magic trick making water disappear, got excited about science
Set: Chris made a joke about his wife's pay period covering 100% of bills. He left awkward pauses for laughter that didn't come. The set was widely panned as poorly executed.
Interview: Tony criticized Chris for telling the crowd to shut up. Chris admitted he's been doing standup under two years and works as Uber delivery driver. He was in rock/punk bands professionally before comedy.
- Wife's time of month means she pays all bills, making him emasculated.
- Lost stick during Mexican drum-off performance, competed against Michael Gonzalez
- Stick hit him in the head during drum solo
Set: Mitch did marine biology themed material about sea level rise as job growth, hair loss, and sea turtle sex determination. The set was dry and academic in tone.
Interview: Tony criticized the material as substitute teacher-like. Mitch works as an aquarist in aquatic sustainability in Atlanta. He can wiggle his ears individually, which Kid Rock matched. Material was heavily ocean-focused.
- Sea level rise equals job growth, same rate as his hair falling out.
- Sea turtle sex determined by sand temperature, like thermostat disagreement.
- Kid Rock revealed he can also wiggle ears individually
Set: Fiona joked about getting engaged, using her Make a Wish, marrying an older fiancé, and giving him road head with hazards on. Material was sharp and personal to her situation.
Interview: Nashville native and hometown hero, born and raised there. Engaged to older man. Discussed her father's absence. Bridgestone donated new tires for her wheelchair. Standing ovation at end.
- Make a Wish allowed her to marry John Cena, actually older fiancé.
- Giving road head to older fiancé, he turns hazard lights on.
- Strong hometown support, standing ovation, golden ticket winner returning to hometown arena
- Father abandoned her, she rolled away from him instead of other way
Set: Matt joked about his writing process like an ex after drinks that hit hard. He made jokes about looking like Jesus if he sold fentanyl and eating ass. Self-deprecating material with edgy punchlines.
Interview: Matt's been doing comedy a year and a half in Nashville area. Works as house/commercial painter. Skateboards, hikes, fishes, does ATVing. Admitted to using acid, mushrooms, suboxin. Told story of near-overdose on suboxin and Frosty.
- Writing process like ex after drinks, they hit him real hard.
- Looks like Jesus if he sold fentanyl, needs to update teachings.
- Struck by lightning in Spider-Man costume while hanging refrigerator, flew across room
- Demonstrated quick movements on stage, Tony suggested cult leader potential
Maniac
Set: Maniac opened with joke about ex-wife and stated he's not racist. Made crude jokes about training on couch for sex, angles being wrong, and a poor experience with a woman. High energy, unapologetic delivery.
Interview: Only 4 months into standup. Married with 7 kids (ages 18, 14, 13, 12, 11, 10, 6). Works HVAC commercial/industrial. Has high/low manic episodes weekly. Very honest about bipolar diagnosis. 18-year-old daughter is gay with girlfriend.
- Not racist despite ex-wife being black, hate case by case basis.
- Trained punching couch as kid, wrong angles with first girl, gave her crease.
- Demonstrated shadow boxing and quick movements on stage
- Discussed 18-year-old daughter being gay, supportive as father
Set: Ari did nearly 2-minute set about walking behind unknown women at night and the awkward tension created. Material explored perspective shifts and body language changes when women realize they're being followed.
Interview: Regular performer, no need to interview extensively. Estonian, trying to get US citizenship. Second time in Nashville. Loves beautiful women and white girls' assets. Appreciates southern food but it causes digestive issues.
- Walking behind unknown woman at night, awkward tension from both directions.
- Nearly 2-minute set as regular, goes above and beyond
Ryan Clark
Set: Ryan made awkward jokes about living with male roommate, getting brownies texts, and roommate showing him his infected butt. Material was weak and rambled extensively about simple premise.
Interview: 23 years old from Pittsburgh. Dropped out of 10th grade after getting arrested for weed possession at school. Spent 3 years in juvenile detention. Now Chipotle manager for 6 months. Produces music beats and mixes.
- Roommate texts about fresh brownies and infected butt situation.
- Tony helped create joke by asking targeted questions about his life
- Joked about having black employees and power dynamics at Chipotle
Set: David did material criticizing body positivity movement, mocking Lizzo's weight loss, Uber lawsuit about overweight woman, and made jokes about white women. High energy roasting comedian on Kill Tony Hall of Fame.
Interview: Hung out with Kid Rock and Mark Normand last night until 5am. Kid Rock is major partyer with only two jokes repeated all night. David mentioned Kid Rock's house and staying there. Extensive roasting of Tony and Kid Rock.
- Sick of body positivity after Lizzo herself lost weight.
- Fat girl sued Uber because couldn't fit in car, ordered wrong size vehicle.
- MLK died in vain if he doesn't procreate with white women.
- Hall of Famer surprise drop-in, took his pants off at Kid Rock's house
- Extensive back-and-forth roasting with Tony and Kid Rock
Max Tidey
Set: Max made jokes about guy killing bear with blower gun, shaving balls with straight razor, and KKK tattoo JKK joke. Attempted Sandy Hook shooting reference that Tony cut off.
Interview: Nine years doing standup in South Bend, Indiana. Has 6-year-old child, receives 2 days per week custody. Works at dispensary in Michigan, commute 30 minutes. Previously worked at whiskey distillery.
- Guy killing bear with blower gun, results from searching guy blows bear.
- Shaving balls with straight razor, act like holding dick hostage.
- Joined KKK but not racist, got tattoo that just says JKK.
- Attempted Sandy Hook shooting joke, Tony cut him off
Uncle Lazer
Set: Uncle Lazer talked about quitting cocaine and being good at it, summer plans to use again. Made jokes about smoking dabs with hippie girlfriend, her wanting sex but him having cerebral palsy-like symptoms from THC.
- Probably was addicted to cocaine, quit but summer coming so unclear.
- Girlfriend smokes dabs, THC makes him have cerebral palsy symptoms.
- Girlfriend wants horsecock but he can only deliver My Little Pony.