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Kill Tony #631 — Kim Congdon, Jamar Neighbors

📅 September 18, 2023 📍 Austin, TX Comedy Mothership 🎤 11 comedians ⭐ 3 regulars

Guests: Kim Congdon · Jamar Neighbors

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Lineup

1

Hans Kim

Regular

Set: Observations about Nashville's 'Negro Building' being renamed a basketball court, jokes about tattoos and aging, and humorous commentary on Instagram teeth-whitening products used on skin.

Interview: Tony and panel discuss Hans's strong set, his family relationships, and his success selling out theaters. Discussion of his sisters potentially being gay and his lack of family communication.

Bits:
  • Nashville museum had 'Negro building' now called basketball court
  • No one says they wouldn't date someone because of their tattoos
  • Using purple Instagram teeth product on skin instead of teeth
Moments:
  • Hans does strong opening set with multiple laughs and good pacing
  • Jamar makes callback joke about 'negro' and 'juice'
2

Ben Williams

Set: Self-deprecating material about looking like Somalian pirate from Captain Phillips, making jokes about his mom being an entertainer who made his dad disappear, starvation versus drug addiction, and willingness to perform sexual acts for food.

Interview: Tony and panel roast Ben's appearance extensively, comparing him to various celebrities and fictional characters. Discussion of his work selling art on the street, couch surfing, and swimming at Barton Springs.

Bits:
  • Mom was magician, made dad disappear by actually leaving
  • So broke willing to blow guy for meatball Mariner
  • Too broke to get in relationships, everything costs money now
Moments:
  • Cowboy audience member laughs uncontrollably throughout entire set
  • Heavy roasting from all panel members about appearance
3

Liz Splatt

Set: Sex-positive material comparing vagina to Venus flytrap, joke about breaking a bed during sex and boyfriend buying her a new one, sexual humor about credit cards and stoves.

Interview: Discussion of Drake concert where he sang to her, current love life being nonexistent, admission that bed-breaking story was a lie for comedic purposes.

Bits:
  • Venus flytrap comparison for vagina because men get stuck
  • Broke bed during sex, boyfriend bought replacement, asked about stove
Moments:
  • Kim writes down compliment about Liz looking skinny
  • Admits bed-breaking story was lie to test audience
  • D Madness gives her a dollar for Band-Aid joke callback
5

DK

Set: Dark jokes about Chris Benoit being a hero due to living with a woman, angels in the Bible falling for women, apologizing for women being perfect, offering to help with sexual bucket list.

Interview: Admitted to being drunk for first appearance, works managing gaming accounts online, been doing standup two years, struggles with poor material quality.

Bits:
  • Chris Benoit was hero for killing wife and family after cohabitation
  • Sexual bucket list comparison with tears in bucket
Moments:
  • Makes extremely dark joke comparing Chris Benoit to cohabitation
  • Tony gives second chance with bonus joke round
6

Ric Diez

Set: Material about toxic masculinity and missing COVID distancing, trying to get rid of self-deprecating style, sexual bucket list full of tears from Hans Kim, calling out Hans Kim directly.

Interview: Golden ticket winner challenging Hans Kim's regular spot, discussion of future battle on New Year's Eve in arena, debate about if Rick wins he cannot be there as regular, back-and-forth roasting between Rick and Hans.

Bits:
  • Toxic masculinity, missing COVID six feet distance social distancing
  • Sexual bucket full of tears from Hans Kim instead of list
Moments:
  • Golden ticket winner challenges Hans Kim for regular status
  • Tony proposes New Year's Eve arena battle for both roles
  • Hans and Rick weigh in on scale, 177 vs 146 pounds
  • Rick vows to recapture golden ticket on New Year's Eve
7

Jordan Jay

Set: Biracial comedian (black father, white mother) with domestic violence joke, jokes about not wanting to transition child, cost of gender transition, comparing to buying child new body parts, underwear elastic band humor about foreplay.

Interview: Second time on show, recently moved to Austin two weeks ago, came from Dallas, discussion of female attractiveness in Austin vs other cities, shower ritual before sex, and pubic hair color changes seasonally.

Bits:
  • Biracial: mom white and black, sometimes blue from domestic violence
  • If daughter transitions, I'm getting the new penis instead
  • Underwear elastic band sensation better when showered first
Moments:
  • Tony's Blake Griffin driving Aia joke triggers huge laugh from Jamar
  • Jamar takes bite of cheeseburger after Blake Griffin joke
  • Tony notices Jamar laughing hard at seasonal pubic hair color changes
8

Chad Dixon

Set: Jokes about grandfather and father named Gaylord, dogs smelling lung cancer leading to inappropriate prostate exam, girlfriend breaking up three years ago, her build for NFL pass blocking.

Interview: Eighth grade science teacher from Syracuse, teaches volleyball, doesn't coach other sports, involved in comedy after work, loves swimming, recently in relationships, drives 2018 4Runner.

Bits:
  • Family names: grandfather Gaylord, father Gaylord, took time to crack
  • Dogs smell lung cancer, imagine German Shepherd prostate exam smell
  • Girlfriend broke up three years ago, had perfect pass blocking body
Moments:
  • Panel extensively roasts Chad about pedophilic appearance and interests
  • Swimming at Barton Springs leads to intense pedophile accusations
  • Multiple vehicle theft stories from Austin
9

Enrique Chacon

Set: Jokes about trying to look more manly, ended up looking like Kim Jong-un's sister, girlfriend 6'1 half black/white, he's 5'7 with heels, worrying kids will lack father figure if they're taller, first black club experience where guy approached him during twerk music.

Interview: Just got health insurance, planning to get glasses and physical, works at Bues selling cigarettes as manager, recently rescued two goats from slaughterhouse, one is hermaphrodite, uses goats to eat grass on property.

Bits:
  • Trying to be manly with boots, looks like Kim Jong-un's sister
  • Girlfriend 6'1, he's 5'7 with heels, worried kids taller means no dad
  • First black club, guy asked if could handle girlfriend twerking, couldn't
Moments:
  • Jamar gives him bite of cheeseburger after joke
  • Sweating profusely throughout interview, Tony comments on blood pressure
  • Story about hermaphrodite rescue goat from slaughterhouse
10

John Stork

Set: Self-deprecating material about thinking 'Elemento' was a letter, spent 10+ years as street busker/fire performer, homeschooled after kindergarten through fifth grade due to being weird, joke about father pulling out instead.

Interview: Two years of solid standup, used to perform acrobatics and fire in Key West, stopped after incident where performer lit himself and tourist on fire and pushed her in ocean, met wife on vacation in Key West, she sells insurance, now stay-at-home husband in San Antonio.

Bits:
  • Thought 'Elemento' was a letter in alphabet for 10+ years
  • Homeschooled after fifth grade because I was weird and didn't fit
  • Wish my dad had pulled out instead of pulling me from school
Moments:
  • Performs impressive acrobatic busking demonstration during interview
  • Story about Benjamin lighting tourist on fire at Key West
  • Jamar puts on hat and does Baba Yaga impression commentary
11

William Montgomery

Regular

Set: Started church where gay people allowed but must wear tie, 25% statistic incomplete joke, story about managing hotel after discovering no staff, confession about selling employee Xanax out of hotel room 217, jokes about Hasan Minaj lying about racism experiences and questioning Russell Brand rape allegations.

Interview: Discussion of starting standup with Hasan Minaj at early comedy venue called Marty, both had history with that venue, remembrance of Minaj as hard worker despite current allegations.

Bits:
  • Started church, gay people allowed but they have to tie
  • Buddies managed hotel for hours after no staff found, sold Xanax
  • Hasan Minaj lies about racism, questioning Russell Brand allegations
Moments:
  • Record holder for most appearances and interviews on Kill Tony
  • Tony and Jamar reminisce about early days with Hasan Minaj