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Kill Tony #680 — Joe Rogan, Shane Gillis

📅 August 9, 2024 📍 New York City, NY Madison Square Garden 🎤 21 comedians ⭐ 6 regulars

Guests: Joe Rogan · Shane Gillis

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Lineup

1

Andrew Dice Clay

Panel

Set: Extended legendary set about modern technology, social media obsession, dating culture, and OnlyFans. Classic Dice Clay provocative material covering phones, DMing, makeup-free women, and explicit sexual content.

Bits:
  • Facebook everyone wants to be connected while Zuckerberg lives on private island
  • Elevator close-button reflex when someone calls from down the hall
  • Women today squat on you like dogs taking dumps in parks
Moments:
  • Opening the show with Legends bucket pull, extended set before any bucket pulls
2

Corey Albert

Set: Dating jokes covering Holocaust and 9/11 references, sexual encounters under bleachers, dating difficulties post-breakup, and comparing modern dating to historical tragedies.

Interview: Connecticut resident, works at school, drives 2010 Mustang, been cheated on with gay men, recently performed in Canada. Tony questions why he moved away from logo.

Bits:
  • Dating harder than Holocaust, got girl's number on 9/11
  • Girl said towers aren't only thing going down reference
Moments:
  • First bucket pull of the night, visibly nervous, gets custom joke book
3

Jared Nathan

Panel

Set: Wrestling fan material covering subway announcements, having a stutter, Chinese food jokes, fortune cookies. Golden ticket winner returning to MSG with new minute.

Interview: Living with content creator Ricky Burke, has album on SiriusXM, loves grilled cheese and hot dogs, brought lunch box to present to Tony.

Bits:
  • Wrestling fan, stutter blessing and curse with telemarketers
  • Chinese food broccoli joke with fortune cookie reference
Moments:
  • Golden ticket winner returns, presents homemade 'Hardur Award' to Tony
  • Brings lunch box with items to stage, Tony questions what he's doing
4

Alex Filkov

Set: Philly comedian attempting barber shop jokes, confusion about being a barber, James Embiid reference, gets heavily booed by crowd.

Interview: Nine months of standup, lives in Philly, business major, drives BMW, plays hockey in high school. Gets repeatedly booed and coached by Tony.

Bits:
  • Barber shop material about stroking hair and falling in love
Moments:
  • Gets extensively booed, receives coaching from Tony and Shane
  • Admits unlikable personality when asked what makes him unlikable
5

Big Jay Oakerson

Panel

Set: Material about daughter dating Black men, processing mixed-race relationships, racist reputation, jokes about black son-in-law, sexual preferences, and Black male anatomy.

Bits:
  • Daughter dating Black dude, he's half Hispanic too
  • Black grandchild would improve racist comic reputation
  • Black men have long fingers, girlfriend concerned about scratching
Moments:
  • One of the best comedians in the world performing after Alex
6

Tyler Matthews

Set: Jehovah's Witness background jokes, door knocking bombing comparison, birthday confusion, military Air Force UPS delivery pilot jokes, survivor bit.

Interview: Brooklyn-born from Indiana, office manager at law firm, eight years standup, can make balloon animals, wearing doctor's coat, vaccinated three times, friend-zoned date story.

Bits:
  • Jehovah's Witness explains bombing doors like bombing stages
  • Air Force career, people think he's pilot, really UPS
Moments:
  • Date story: smoked weed, asked to kiss with 'may I', got friend-zoned
  • Dances when anxious, does wiggle dance during interview
  • Worked for clowns.com, did balloon animals, gets joke book
7

Ari Matti

RegularPanel

Set: Homeless people observation, government taking money, inflation rants, Gaza references, Biden conspiracy theories, working-class struggles versus homeless freedom.

Interview: Estonian assassin regular, arrived in NYC six months ago, got bitten by rat, now on Kill Tony and Rogan specials, green card pursuit, gets critique on zesty act-outs.

Bits:
  • Homeless people must be nice, don't care about president
  • Working class butt squeezed by government, homeless guy free
Moments:
  • Regular performing at MSG after six months in NYC, bit by rat
  • Gets feedback about 'zesty' act-outs at end
8

Johnny J

Set: Caught jerking off by best friend instead of girlfriend, best orgasm while maintaining eye contact with friend, very short set at 46 seconds.

Interview: First time ever on stage, buddy wrote his name on bucket as joke, got pulled, quit early due to bad performance.

Bits:
  • Girl walked in on him jerking, thought best friend, best orgasm
Moments:
  • First time ever on stage, gets pulled from bucket as friend prank
  • Shortest set of the night at 46 seconds, bombs, exits quickly
9

Hans Kim

RegularPanel

Set: Asian man as elite female athlete, Mexican woman in Asia, respecting elders, Biden assassination attempt, Trump shooting joke as pro-KKK material, dry cleaning business jokes.

Interview: Used to live in van on Long Island Creek, now indoors in hotel, girlfriend in Europe traveling for $14k, concerned she'll cheat, visited Ibiza Italy Spain.

Bits:
  • Asian man is elite female athlete like Mexican woman
  • White patch on Trump's ear pro-KKK joke
  • Girlfriend in Europe without FaceTime, concerned about loyalty
Moments:
  • Living in van to Madison Square Garden, shares girlfriend concerns
  • Joe suggests he do coke and cheat while she's away
10

Jim Norton

Panel

Set: Jiu-Jitsu injuries, threatened to turn black belts white to escape chokes, Jerry Sandusky medical impotence revelation, pedophilia confusion, doesn't like children, abortion access and personal Roe v Wade story.

Bits:
  • Threaten to turn black belt white to escape chokes in Jiu-Jitsu
  • Sandusky couldn't prosecute, medically impotent, wouldn't let lawyers say
  • Mother begged doctor for abortion in 1973, he refused
Moments:
  • Tells detailed pedophilia jokes without audience uproar
11

Oleg Kutler

Set: AIDS vaccine named Magic Johnson, trans son side effect, porn addiction myths, fentanyl porn jokes, Brooklyn tough guy impression, crude humor.

Interview: 40 years old, unemployed, artist/graffiti street art, born near Chernobyl 150 miles away, lived in puddle as kid, all comedy in Brooklyn.

Bits:
  • Johnson and Johnson AIDS vaccine called Magic Johnson
  • Porn addiction only real when fentanyl added
Moments:
  • Repeats punchlines twice, does everything twice, born near Chernobyl
  • Gets extensive coaching about trademark annoying speech pattern
12

Ron White

Panel

Set: Can't recognize gay people, bathroom encounter with gay man as teenager, advantages of being gay man with dick, ruining his own dick with sex toys, sewn snaps on lips to hold shoes.

Bits:
  • Couldn't tell if man at bar was gay, consulted Jim Norton
  • Gas station bathroom let gay guy blow him, thought he seemed gay
  • Being gay with dick perfect, would ruin his own with toys
Moments:
  • Legends bucket pull, praises Kill Tony growth from tiny room to MSG
  • Discusses Kill Tony's role in finding comedians during pandemic
13

Casey Rocket

RegularPanel

Set: Fast physical comedy, hat work, Stuart Little 9/11 jokes, nervous rambling, kneener references, Bar Stool Sports beat-up, Ric Flair comparison, exposes self to waitress.

Interview: Inducted into Gambinis crime family, received Cane of Truth with special powers, wife Amanda Pandemonium present, throws wedding ring into man's mouth who catches it.

Bits:
  • Stuart Little had motive on 9/11, had airplane
  • Calls himself Ric Flair of NY comedy, exposed self to waitress
Moments:
  • Throws wedding ring directly into spectator's mouth, man catches perfectly
  • Wife Amanda Pandemonium is a man, performs perfectly coordinated ring catch
  • Fastest artist 180-degree angle movement at MSG, fastest ever recorded
14

Manny Ramos

Set: Recently got girlfriend, dating difficulties, short man jokes, girl called him short king, double standard about fat woman, girlfriend height difference, dick taller jokes.

Interview: Two and a half years standup, New York/New Jersey, camera and lighting equipment rental business owner, Mexican Ecuadorian, dating girlfriend one and a half months, she's whiskey rep manager.

Bits:
  • Girl said short king, can't call thick woman fat queen
  • He's 5'8, girl 5'0, whole dick taller maybe not
Moments:
  • Interview reveals girlfriend watching, might be angry about brand mix-up
  • Gets bored asking about Ecuadorian bedroom moves, wraps himself up
15

Luis J Gomez

Panel

Set: Loves eating, Michael Douglas oral sex mouth cancer joke, eating girlfriend despite cancer concerns, smoking-through-neck-hole woman commercial reference, cancers spreading, loses jaw and fingers still eating.

Bits:
  • Michael Douglas got mouth cancer from eating Katherine Zeta-Jones
  • Woman with neck hole from throat cancer still smoking
  • Get cancer, remove jaw, keep eating, lose fingers, still gestures
Moments:
  • Record holder for appearances on show, Legion of Skanks founder
16

Harland Williams

Panel

Set: Under the weather with Lyme disease, warns joke is racist, anti-religion, anti-women, anti-trans, anti-gay. Sets up joke with three Black trans people, Jewish and Palestinian guys walking into gay bar, never finishes due to illness.

Bits:
  • Three Black trans, Jewish, Palestinian walk into gay bar setup
Moments:
  • Warns about canceled material, gets sick mid-set, can't finish
  • Instant Kill Tony legend, fronted as guest of the year candidate
17

Jason King

Set: Walking out to Kung Fu Fighting, writing songs about obscure skills, antivaxers treated like Black people in Jim Crow laws, grandmother's reaction, white lady offended, full comedy set.

Interview: Five years standup, product strategist day job, produces music for thirteen years, plays guitar, performs live solo on guitar at MSG.

Bits:
  • Never hear songs about other skills like playing frisbee
  • Unvaccinated people got Jim Crow treatment during pandemic
Moments:
  • Performs live guitar solo with band member Marcus King at MSG
  • Marcus King available, Jason King grabs guitar and performs
18

Kam Patterson

RegularPanel

Set: First time in New York, calls city melting pot, actually segregated by race, smells like piss, saw rat eating homeless man, rats, subway, rude people, pizza is good, kill yourself.

Interview: Brought 72 people with ankle monitors, locked up deodorant, people know him now can't steal, stole Walgreens supplies, shared hard R award with Tony.

Bits:
  • New York called melting pot, actually segregated Chinatown Harlem
  • Saw rat eating homeless man on subway
  • New York people rude, only good thing is pizza
Moments:
  • Brought 72 people with ankle monitors, locked deodorant backstage
  • Tony grants hard R award, Kam uses it publicly at MSG
19

Adam Ray

Panel

Interview: Mentioned as collaborator with Dr Phil, parents present at MSG show, 16 years working together with Tony, appeared in movie The Heat, touring comedian.

Moments:
  • Dr Phil acknowledges 16-year friendship and collaboration with Adam Ray
  • Video tribute with Adam Ray and parents shown on MSG screens
20

David Lucas

RegularPanel

Interview: Kill Tony Hall of Famer mentioned by Dr Phil in jokes and commentary about appearance, compared to Beetle Jin and Juice.

Moments:
  • Dr Phil makes appearance jokes about David Lucas being Hall of Famer
21

William Montgomery

RegularPanel

Interview: Mentioned in Dr Phil jokes about sex appeal compared to special needs bathroom.

Moments:
  • Dr Phil makes crude joke about William Montgomery's sex appeal