Kill Tony #750 — Lance Armstrong, Matt McCusker, Tim Butterly

Set: Aya discusses selling edibles, lucid dreaming instead of vacationing, and dating standards. She jokes about a guy buying her plan B as a sign of being a good provider.

Interview: Aya talks about cutting her hair at a Uzbekistani barber for $60, getting a weird haircut, and discovering she might be a lesbian due to paper cuts on her hands.

Set: Remy discusses being a southern Arab from Oklahoma City, his parents' cultural background, and makes jokes about baseball in the Middle East and Indian bobblehead jokes.

Interview: Tony questions whether Remy finished his sandlot joke. Remy talks about being from Oklahoma City, being a brown guy there, his Uber and comedy work, and his large Millie Vanilli Facebook group.

Set: Lino discusses a homeless man with an extremely large penis who he saw on the street, describing it as helicopter-like and so large it powered the Midwest.

Interview: Lo reveals he has a clubfoot and is Puerto Rican from Mississippi. He works at Vulcan Gas Company and a weed shop in a bus that got robbed. He's been doing standup 4-5 years and his father was murdered.

Set: Joe discusses growing up poor with parents using phrases like 'National Leftover Hamburger Helper Day' and a father who offered to shoot the family dog rather than pay for euthanasia.

Interview: Joe recently moved to Clearwater, Florida where his wife does medical residency. He works help desk IT and does standup. He treats supporting his wife as a 401k investment.

Set: Sir Winston Pickles, a dark clown character, performs dark jokes about hitting an old lady, Christmas suicidality, drag racing in heels, and using Luminol spray instead of Christmas lights.

Interview: Sir Winston discusses his clown makeup routine, wearing it daily from noon, doing DoorDash in makeup, and his ex-wife situation. He answers that he's no longer married.

Set: Taylor discusses Obama's failed re-election slogan opportunities and explains vasectomy procedure, joking that reabsorbing semen is 'gay' and not in 'God's country.'

Interview: Taylor is a PA school graduate working in Miami ER. He was recently married after meeting in PA school. He discusses a patient who came in thinking she had UTI but discovered she could squirt.

Set: Michael discusses not being Muslim despite looking it, having a very white mother and stepfather Mark who wears jean shorts and plugs his nose in water.

Interview: Michael has 13 years of standup experience, is mixed race, recently got engaged and his fiancée is pregnant (due February). He runs a social media channel documenting ordering the same thing at restaurants.

Set: Dedrick tells a story about growing up in Atlanta ghetto where decorations and presents were stolen before Christmas, but his uncle saved the day by bringing stolen items from elsewhere.

Interview: Dedrick is from Atlanta and does material about the ghetto. He does pop punk Christmas songs and is performing a sold-out Christmas show at the Earls in Atlanta.

Set: Lorenzo discusses not donating to thrift stores due to poverty, growing up poor with his grandmother, and reusing grocery bags as trash cans.

Interview: Lorenzo is 23, been doing standup 2 years, from Alaska. His Dominican father was deported after committing crimes/scams and died of pneumonia. His mother is still on drugs. He cuts homeless people's hair for social media content.

Set: Buffy performs a short set with 2-3 jokes about being called from Whoville, dating older men, and a boyfriend who was after 'one thing' or 'two things.'

Interview: Buffy was on the show before. She admits to drinking (blew 0.15 BAC on breathalyzer). She's a stunt driver from the show previously, got offered ski trips from men in DMs after mentioning not wanting older men.

Set: Ron discusses California's beauty resulting from selective breeding of attractive movie stars, contrasting it with Kansas where ugly people allegedly stayed and interbred, creating 'ugly quitters.'

Set: Pauly Shore discusses doing acid in a driverless car at the Sphere in Vegas, giving the self-driving car two stars. He compares sober people and drug users among his friends.

Set: Liv jokes about looking like she never turns down Subway footlong, hates Subway despite Jared Fogle losing weight, and makes dark jokes about child abuse in reference to his crimes.

Interview: Liv is a vet tech working in emergency vet medicine. She's a widow (boyfriend died in car accident), works with animals doing anesthesia. She discusses surgical complications and high suicide rates in veterinary medicine.

Set: Ian performs bit about free speech restrictions, specifically the Arnold Palmer drink name and 'N-word water' wordplay, claiming anti-joke about not calling anybody anything.

Interview: Ian was on the show before in a turbo round. He's been doing standup 14 years from Chattanooga, Tennessee. He works IT tech support and plays D&D, paints miniatures, plays Warhammer.