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Kill Tony #666 — Post Malone, Tim Dillon, Dr. Phil

📅 May 10, 2024 📍 Los Angeles, CA Kia Forum 🎤 19 comedians ⭐ 6 regulars

Guests: Post Malone · Tim Dillon · Dr. Phil

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Lineup

1

Casey Rocket

Regular

Set: Ketamine-fueled set about praying on drugs and absurd requests to God. Heavy on stream-of-consciousness bit about confusing prayers.

Interview: Casey discussed his outfit, thanked Netflix despite Tony clarifying he wasn't booked by them, and talked about visiting LA and Carneys hot dogs.

Bits:
  • Prayer on ketamine: 'make me big and small at same time'
  • God watching confusing prayers go by, asking if he should OD these guys
Moments:
  • Casey opens the show as the temporary opener after Hans vs Rick; heavily styled in rock clothing
2

Sean Macabre

Set: First-time comedian tattoo artist discussing tattooing assholes, girl with stinky vagina from cats, stripper queefing in his face. Crude sexual humor.

Interview: Sean revealed this is his first-ever stand-up set, confirmed he's been tattooing for 18 years. Panel joked about tattooing assholes and Amy Schumer.

Bits:
  • Girls with cats have stinky vaginas because they don't clean litter boxes
  • Tattooed stripper's asshole with pentagram; smell was like dead thing in dumpster
Moments:
  • Post Malone corrects Tony's mispronunciation of 'Macabre' multiple times; becomes comedic element
3

Robert F Kennedy Jr, Cheryl Hines

4

Jay Frunk

Set: First-time comedian; opened with gang violence catchphrase, joke about meeting a satanist who made Jesus into a midget. Set was mostly bombs with a fallback roast list.

Interview: Jay revealed it's his first time doing stand-up ever, is an engineer and musician. Birthday was today. Tony gave him a joke book and let him go.

Bits:
  • Met first satanist in LA who made Jesus into a midget
Moments:
  • Jay starts set using both Cam Patterson and David Jolley's catchphrases; Tony calls him out
6

Ahren Belisle

Set: Golden ticket winner from AGT; edgy disability comedy attacking wheelchair users and mute people. Jokes about sex with disabled women, attacking handicapped population throughout.

Interview: Aaron discussed practicing impressions, showed Joe Biden and Tony Hinchcliffe impressions. Talked extensively about sex in Crocs, visiting bars, and citizenship papers signed by Tim Dillon.

Bits:
  • Mute people laugh sounds like Arctic mating season; removed wheelchair ramps
  • Sex better in Crocs with 3-inch platform lift; camo ones so can't see coming
Moments:
  • Golden ticket winner recalled making AGT finals after Kill Tony appearance; Tony welcomes him as legend
  • Aaron does impressions of Joe Biden and Tony; crowdwork with Tim Dillon about visa signing
7

John Luna

Set: Big Mexican guy who was 28 lbs at 4 months old. Jokes about being Mexican but growing up white. Teardrop tattoo bit about failed murder attempt on himself.

Interview: John revealed 4.5 years of stand-up experience, was on show in 2019. Discussed bleeding elbows from psoriasis. Lives with single mom, got fired from Dave & Buster's, producing podcasts.

Bits:
  • At 4 months old, weighed 28 lbs; mom should be in jail for that
  • Mexican like Feliz Navidad song—looks Latino from afar but English up close
  • Want teardrop tattoo but unfilled to show failed murder attempt (on himself)
Moments:
  • John fake-falls on way to stage, actually bleeds from elbow during set; has severe plaque psoriasis
  • John's elbows are flaky; Red Band notices and crowd discusses skin condition
8

Ari Shaffir

Set: Ari performs impromptu set as recurring legend; crude comedy including helicopter dick and sexual innuendo. Much smaller crowd response compared to pre-planned sets.

Bits:
  • Helicoptering his dick in front of audience; crude sexual performance
Moments:
  • Ari pulls out his penis on stage and helicopters it; Tony references Kobe Bryant crash and Netflix censorship
9

Kam Patterson

Regular

Set: Cam performs 2+ minute set about getting girlfriend pregnant, discussing wanting abortion, joking about murderous intent, condoms, and baby as doctor. Heavy use of n-word throughout.

Interview: Cam discussed the abortion process candidly, flew pregnant girlfriend from Florida to Texas for procedure. Discussed positions, sex preferences, family reactions to news about baby.

Bits:
  • Having a kid; gonna kill that nigga, obliterate that nigga
  • Baby on stomach asking mom not to kill it; she won't listen cause he's a liar
  • Found condoms; won't have this problem again; wished he had a coupon
Moments:
  • Cam's set runs 2+ minutes; Tony and panel engage heavily on abortion details and sexual practices
  • Post Malone makes joke about Cam having many abortions; banner lowered from forum
10

Andrew Avia

Set: First-timer comedian since December; crude material about George Floyd, Mexican women, tortas, period sex, and asshole licking. Heavy sexual content and controversial references.

Interview: Andrew performs twice a month, works as utility worker laying pipe. Father of the year shirt with Darth Vader. Likes eating ass and sucking toes.

Bits:
  • George Floyd didn't die from knee because Chauvin was only 5'9"; tortas sit on face
  • Pretty Mexican chicks (180-250 lbs) crushing your face like Jabba the Hutt
  • Eating ass regardless of period or old nut; making Neapolitan shake
Moments:
  • Tony jokes about Andrew being Mexican Eric Cartman based on appearance
11

Jared Nathan

Set: Golden ticket winner from Toronto with stutter; jokes about sign language instructor, stuttering only in normal voice not whispering/yelling. Perfect 60-second set.

Interview: Jared discussed disability privilege at airports getting free water. Revealed website for merchandise, discussed recognition from Kill Tony fame, 9/11 callback joke, mentioned Shane Gillis confusion.

Bits:
  • Sign language instructor said he needed stupider because couldn't read lips when whispering
Moments:
  • Jared performs exactly 60 seconds; Tony notes perfect timing
  • Jared discusses disability privilege finding at airport; gets free water
  • Post Malone gives high praise; Jared plugs website and Cameo service
12

Sophie Forcioli

Set: Nurse comedian married to nurse. Jokes about equality in relationships, couldn't pull a doctor, guy with no condom offering grocery bag (Food for Less), bad decisions with doctors.

Interview: Sophie has been doing stand-up 3 years, performs in LA, Midwest (Chicago, Milwaukee). From Rockford, Illinois. Met husband at work; pursued him herself. Together 7 years; met at Lakers game, then LACMA.

Bits:
  • Married a nurse because believe in equality; couldn't pull a doctor looks-wise
  • Guy wanted to fuck with grocery bag; she said Whole Foods woman, not Food for Less
Moments:
  • Audience boos Tony's comments about her being from Rockford, Illinois; crowd is hostile
13

JP Hinsdale

Set: LA native returning home; jokes about microplastics in food, credit card's worth of plastic weekly, babies born with smaller testicles, guys measuring baby testicles, Catholic church believing in science.

Interview: JP is a local performing at home; won spot on random Austin episode. Family not tight; friend Ragu invited. Got booked for shows, Moon Tower, met comedy legends. Visits Ventura where he was conceived.

Bits:
  • Microplastics in everything; consume credit card's worth weekly (three with bad credit)
  • Babies born with smaller testicles; guys measuring baby balls nobody does anything
Moments:
  • JP discusses parents conceived him at Bob's Big Boy booth; went back with friend Ragu
  • JP reveals OD history; sobriety; liver damage. Crowd gives fake cocaine as prize
14

Wendy Kressley

Set: Wendy discusses federal prison (30 months + 6 months house arrest). RV/trailer living made house arrest different. Prayed for bunk beds as kid, got them at 37 in prison.

Interview: Wendy went to prison for conspiracy charge introducing people for crystal meth deal. Licensed electrician before prison. Eighth/ninth time doing stand-up. Post-pandemic job instead of licensed work.

Bits:
  • Federal vacation 30 months; trailer park house arrest different when house has wheels
  • Prayed for bunk beds as kid; got them at 37 in federal prison
Moments:
  • Wendy reveals crystal meth conspiracy charge details; crowd sympathetic
15

Joel Jimenez

Regular

Set: Former Kill Tony drummer returns; jokes about growing up with cholos saying smoke this dare you. Shaq O'Neal as cop; imagining body cam footage showing LA skyline.

Interview: Joel discussed being door guy at Comedy Store, playing in band Mad Peaceful, podcast Lesser Known Characters. Hometown LA. Challenged current drummer Michael Gonzalez to drum-off.

Bits:
  • Grew up with cholos saying smoke this dare you; admitted doing methamphetamines
  • Shaq O'Neal is cop; body cam footage just shows LA skyline from his height
Moments:
  • Joel challenges current drummer Michael Gonzalez to drum-off; Joel wins with wild physical performance
  • Joel's drum solo is extremely physical; climbs railing with dildo in mouth, breakdances
16

David Lucas

Regular

Set: David performs extended roasting set after his minute. Heavy gay humor (10% gay), jokes about Cam's dad calling him 100% gay, pulling out dick for inspection.

Interview: David extensively roasts Tony, Post Malone, Tim Dillon, Dr. Phil on appearance and backgrounds. Jokes about eating Popeyes biscuit with asshole, squirting Soda, various crude comparisons.

Bits:
  • I'm 10% gay—wanna see big dick nigga; pull that motherfucker out
  • Cam's dad said you 100% gay not 10%; I ask if he count to 100
Moments:
  • David roasts entire panel for extended period including appearance, background, sexual orientation
  • Smokes cigarette on stage during interview; first time in years
18

Hans Kim

RegularPanel
Moments:
  • Hans mentioned in context of battle/feud with Ric Diez throughout show; roasted by Dr. Phil and David Lucas
19

William Montgomery

RegularPanel
Moments:
  • RFK Jr. mentions angry comedians backstage worried his set will outshine William Montgomery
  • Dr. Phil extensively roasts William in his set