Kill Tony #682 — Dave Attell, Adam Ray, Shane Gillis

Set: Riffs on Delta Airlines gender-neutral announcements, Kamala Harris's fake laugh, pickup lines, and rigor mortis.

Interview: Discussed killing three homeless people outside White Castle and escaping Rikers Island, made jokes about his appearance and prison outfit.

Set: Jokes about beatboxing being like a civil war reenactor hobby, friends suggesting he perform for others, doctors giving terrible news, cancer delivery comparisons.

Interview: Tony asks how long he's been doing stand-up (2 years), roasts his baby head and missing tooth, discusses beatboxing vs comedy, work with special needs kids.

Set: Dark story about murdering parents at age 12 after they mocked his comedy dreams, involving goalie pads, canoe paddles, beating parents to death, leading to his MSG performance.

Interview: Panel discusses his performance, Trump offers him VP position, various roasts about his appearance and character.

Set: New York addiction observational comedy about 11 people smoking one blunt on the Bronx, only 10 having money, and nobody getting high from sharing.

Interview: Eight years stand-up experience, unemployed, jokes about being tall (claims 6'3 but measured at 6'1), basketball/running/stealing skills, dating life.

Set: Gender identity observational humor about being trapped in woman's phone, voice updates, bathroom confusion, Olympic competition as women, crumpled appearance.

Interview: Discussed new American citizenship, appearance changes from 'disastrous administration,' Trump jokes about cheating, Kamala Harris impressions, hemorrhoids and condom-poking stories.

Set: Observations about buying fake plants for his house, missing Chinatown in NYC vs other cities, racism as 'jazz,' Black people stop explaining racism.

Interview: It's his birthday, Tony congratulates him, brief discussion of new house in Pennsylvania and comedy tour.

Set: Mental health and weight-related humor about severe clinical depression, weight loss, then weight gain from medication, Google Maps routing to Taco Bell, girlfriend weight loss competitions.

Interview: Tests software for first responders/911 agencies, Puerto Rican/Ecuadorian, girlfriend in audience, had mental breakdown with schizophrenic roommate, off meds now, loves chicken parmesan.

Set: Wheelchair rugby origin story, funeral etiquette confusion, bathroom dividers and looking at penises, brief dark material about funerals and racing.

Interview: Birthday coming in a few days, 34 years old, Austin comedian, brief discussion about racing Joe Biden, offers to let him use vibrator.

Set: Nirvana Nevermind baby lawsuit story, penis visibility, random arguments, wife pregnancy trick, wife is transgender, swimming metaphors, uncircumcised anatomy jokes.

Interview: Asked if he's having a good time, discusses Nirvana lawsuit, wife's deception about pregnancy, being married to transgender woman, random life observations.

Set: Dark heroin jokes about passing breathalyzers, Murphy's Law, uncle attempted abuse, double amputee friend prosthetic joke, Jeffrey Dahmer joke setup, first time on stage ever.

Interview: 29 years old, first time ever performing, came for Kill Tony, used to do heroin, quit due to car accidents from Xanax/withdrawal, best part was heroin, false name for privacy.

Set: Unscheduled interruption calling show a debacle, mocking panel, refuses to follow MSG rules about not showing genitalia, eventually shows full nudity on stage.

Interview: Tony warns him about $100k penalty for showing genitals, Ari initially complies then changes mind, shows full body, panel reacts with shock, jokes about monkeypox and transition.

Set: Chubby chaser comedy about loving fat women, more tits/ass when fat, crude sexual humor about Adele vs Taylor Swift, donut and celery jokes.

Interview: Estonian, first time in New York, loves fat women, debuting new minute, Tony discusses sidewalk conversation, panel discusses visa, dating prospects, gets roasted.

Set: Marriage jokes about wife being weird, snail secretion skincare cream (97% snail), wife rejecting his ejaculation near face, brief material.

Interview: Four years stand-up, wife uses snail secretion cream, works for Nassau County government as legislative liaison, does weed/mushrooms, has interest in movies/food/gaming.

Set: Claims Tony made him assistant, does classic poems about Little Miss Muffet and Hickory Dickory Dock with explicit sexual versions, brief cameo.

Interview: Tony congratulates him on selling out MSG, brief discussion of his poems and legacy.

Set: Protest riffs about being pregnant and addicted to air duster, found outside Yankee Stadium, Zaboomafoo joke, crayon stuck in dick hole, Biden's America observation.

Interview: Musical performer, can sing Pepto Bismol theme song, Tony and panel discuss his rising stardom, sexual jokes with Trump cameo.

Set: Bus pregnancy lady etiquette, pretended to sleep, called Guinea, responded with harsh comeback about driving, son thinking he's skeleton with bone in penis.

Interview: Own med spa business with Botox/filler, three kids (5, 3, 1.5 years), Italian mobster tattoos, married with injector wife, missionary sex, very confident Italian.

Set: Told abortion joke two years ago, now has two-year-old son, claims son is pride and joy, then jokes about killing the baby and dead babies.

Interview: Went to Yankees game with team, enjoys baseball, two-year-old son, has girlfriend, Trump and Biden joke about abortion, panel roasts his underpants.

Set: Unscheduled guest surprise, roasts panel about appearance, mentions health issues and red-eye flight, roasts Dave Attell and Tony's outfit choices.

Interview: Hasn't been on stage in months due to health issues (mentions oncologist), flew in on red-eye from LA, emotional conversation with Tony about early mentorship.

Set: Just got out of 4.5 year relationship, ready for new dick, foreign men dating preference, migrant crisis jokes, European uncircumcised penis jokes, condom necessity.

Interview: News reporter for Daily Mail tabloid, just started comedy in March, sailing instructor, has 12 boyfriends, various wigs, doesn't drink after 6.

Set: Dark rants about Billy Joel residency, New York sewage route to Philadelphia/California, illegal immigration at Yankees, Oppenheimer movie length, women's basketball sexism, recycling futility.

Interview: Dark legend of Kill Tony, no formal interview conducted, known for not holding back, continued dark material about environmental issues.