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Kill Tony #706 — James McCann, Joe DeRosa

📅 December 31, 2024 📍 Austin, TX HEB Arena 🎤 20 comedians ⭐ 5 regulars

Guests: James McCann · Joe DeRosa

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Lineup

1

The Undertaker

Panel

Interview: The legendary WWE wrestler appears as a special guest enforcer. Discusses the surreal nature of his appearance and his role keeping comedians in line.

Moments:
  • The actual Undertaker appears as a surprise guest, causing emotional reactions from the crowd
2

Martin Phillips

Set: Martin does observational material about Kid Rock, his voice similarity to RFK Jr., and welcomes listeners to hell. He discusses his recent hookup with a Puerto Rican woman to repair the show's relationship.

Interview: Tony and panel discuss Martin's hookup after the show, his anti-anxiety medication affecting his performance, and the circumstances of his encounter. Extensive discussion of his sexual encounter and medication side effects.

Bits:
  • Kid Rock sex tape setup about looking it up and immediately backing out
  • RFK Jr. health department appointment and everyone sounding like him
Moments:
  • Martin described as greatest golden ticket winner in show history
  • Extensive panel roasting about Puerto Rican woman encounter
3

What the Hector

Set: Hector does comedy about loving wrestling, his parents' concerns about his sexual orientation based on wrestling posters, and childhood wrestling with his brother on a trampoline. He references China (the WWE wrestler) and describes wrestling as his favorite thing.

Interview: Tony discusses Hector's background, work in tire repair and tow trucks, his RV living situation, and encounters with a drug-addled woman in his RV. James McCann and panel joke about his accent and background.

Bits:
  • Parents worried wrestling posters meant he was gay; introduced China poster instead
  • China wrestler as muscular Fleshlight; describes wrestling with brother on trampoline
Moments:
  • Lengthy interview about finding drug-addled woman in his RV
  • Discussion of his black voice impression attempt after panel asks
4

Liz Splatt

Set: Liz performs comedy about being a 10-year cancer survivor, the difficulty of making cancer jokes, comparing cancer to being a prostitute comedian, and discusses her experience with Hodgkin's lymphoma and chemotherapy.

Interview: Tony congratulates Liz on beating cancer. Joe DeRosa makes jokes about her physical appearance. Discussion of her family attending the show, her hometown of Dallas, and her plan to do mushrooms.

Bits:
  • Cancer survivor joke: too young to understand, too old to meet John Cena
  • Compares cancer trauma to being a prostitute for a comedian
Moments:
  • Liz's parents attend her first arena show
  • Joe DeRosa makes transphobic joke about her appearance
5

Jackson Barr

Set: Jackson performs observations about life lessons including ramen noodles, infidelity indicators, and psychiatry. References his age of 49 (though appearing older) and discusses becoming an entrepreneur after his high school sweetheart wife passed away from a brain tumor.

Interview: Extended Shark Tank segment with Jackson pitching a dating app for rich people. Discussion of his political career, running from office, his wealth and spending habits, and his dating life post-wife.

Bits:
  • Ramen noodles taste better when you want to eat them
  • More than three fingers means you need different psychiatrist
Moments:
  • Jackson reveals wife died 5 years ago from brain tumor; has been grieving
  • Shark Tank bit where Jackson pitches dating app and discusses engagement/breakup financial losses
6

Uncle Lazer

Set: Uncle Lazer performs sexually explicit material about a woman from Tallahassee sliding into his DMs, his small genitalia (field mouse dick), sending explicit pictures, and arranging transportation via Greyhound bus with his mother's involvement.

Interview: Tony discusses Uncle Lazer's pet euthanized husky around his neck, his New Year's resolutions, his experiences on Greyhound buses with mentally ill passengers, and his gratitude to Tony for opportunities and building comedy culture.

Bits:
  • Woman from Tallahassee offers plane ticket in exchange for sexual services
  • Field mouse dick and inability to send wire pics or use water park
Moments:
  • Uncle Lazer wears euthanized husky around neck as accessory
  • Tony offers platform; Uncle Lazer credits him for building comedy culture in Austin
7

Joe Barnholt

Set: Joe performs self-deprecating comedy about being single, unremarkable vanilla appearance, white privilege, dating difficulties, and references the Jim Gaffigan whole milk joke. Performs a musical segment about life's circularity.

Interview: Discussion of Joe's year of comedy and 16 years of music in a hip-hop band. Joe performs a guitar-based rap about life's circular nature. Panel discusses his comedy and musical approach.

Bits:
  • So white he gets 2% milk instead of whole milk because it's too spicy
  • Two half-brothers is just strange way of saying you have a brother
Moments:
  • Joe performs musical set with guitar, doing rap-singing about life's cycles
  • Panel notes Joe's comedy material avoided explicit sexual references unlike other performers
8

Ahren Belisle

Set: Ahren performs political satire impersonating Trump discussing having the best genitalia, Caitlyn Jenner, and immigration/border security using crude language and multiple character voices.

Interview: Extended interview with Ahren using multiple voices and impressions via iPad. Discussion of his physical appearance, his scoliosis, his recent assault on 6th Street, and his comedy about disability and Disney World.

Bits:
  • Trump monologue about American-made genitalia being superior and preventing border crossing
  • Disability used to skip Disney World lines exploited by comedians for privilege
Moments:
  • Ahren uses iPad with character voices and impressions extensively during interview
  • Joe DeRosa compliments Ahren's talent and warns about younger comics copying his style
9

Vik Shivdasani

Set: Vik, performing seated in a wheelchair, discusses being lazy rather than disabled, observations about his paralysis from falling off a third-floor balcony at 22, and making jokes about his handicap.

Interview: Extensive interview about Vik's fall from balcony at age 22 after 12 drinks, his recovery, current life as emotional healing coach, wheelchair basketball, and culminates with Vik getting kissed by an audience member brought on stage.

Bits:
  • People ask what's wrong with him; he says he's lazy and got wheels
  • Fell off third-floor balcony after 12 drinks; landed on only grass patch
Moments:
  • Vik brought on stage to kiss audience member; Tony sets up romantic moment
  • Extended kiss with audience member shown in slow-motion replay
10

Brittany Ogeda

Set: Brittany performs her first stand-up set, discussing her 18-year-old son's AI sexual chatbot interactions in a group chat called 'boys who secretly want to fuck their moms' and her son wearing fingerless gloves.

Interview: Tony reveals this is Brittany's first stand-up attempt, done for her husband's birthday who is watching the show. Panel discusses her husband, their attendance at Kill Tony for years, and comedians heckle her.

Bits:
  • Son chatting with AI robot Cindy in group chat about wanting to fuck mothers
  • Son wearing one fingerless glove like sticky bandit from Home Alone
Moments:
  • Audience and comedians boo heavily during set, Tony saves her early
11

Casey Rocket

Regular

Set: Casey performs poetic, absurdist material opening with references to Alexander and riffs, discusses a teacher named Miss Carly Garlic asking about his future, his age of 19, substance abuse at 12 including air duster, and references to deceased celebrities.

Interview: Extended interview with Casey about his teacher Miss Garlic, his medical school prep work, his touring (40 cities in summer, 30 more next year), his mom Jenny Rocket who's a horse trainer, and his appearance/style.

Bits:
  • Alexander wept for there were no more riffs left to conquer
  • Teacher asked what he wanted to be; he said he wanted to relapse
Moments:
  • Joe DeRosa expresses genuine admiration for Casey's unique talent and style
  • Casey puts hair back in ponytail; Joe notices attraction shift
12

Tim Hill

Set: Tim performs about different ways women reach orgasm, including girlfriend situations, his upcoming sobriety anniversary tomorrow (couple years sober), and discusses his experience in Narcotics Anonymous and dismissing a woman there for only being addicted to weed.

Interview: Discussion of Tim's sobriety journey, his recovery from narcotics, his girlfriend who works for a gun company assembling Glock parts, and his girlfriend's sexual preferences. Extensive banter about his girlfriend's openness and their experiences.

Bits:
  • Girlfriend can only orgasm when with black man while narrator is tied up
  • Woman in NA only addicted to weed while others use heroin/benzos
Moments:
  • Tim announces he'll be a couple years sober tomorrow
  • Extended discussion of Tim and girlfriend's relationship and explorations including trans woman
15

Cameron Altman